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(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:34, archived)
# Weirdly I was just thinking about you
with Donkey rape being mentioned below.

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:35, archived)
# It's one of my specialities.
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:36, archived)
# Did you make the nice dinner?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:37, archived)
# Nah that's for Friday
I ate pot noodles last night and tickle -chased myself around the house.
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:38, archived)
# When I grow up I want to be you.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:43, archived)
# When I grow down I'm going to climb inside your fillings and tell you sweet, sweet stories when your sleeping sprinkle pie.
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:45, archived)
# two words:
sexy



results.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:46, archived)
# *Gets excited and breaks spine*
GAAHH I forgot I've got 'The Biff*'

*biff
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:48, archived)
# I used to know someone who had that.
I don't anymore now, the 'biff' gave her a massive chip on her shoulder and some real personality problems that after years of putting up with I got extremely tired of.

Er.....flaps.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:51, archived)
# The massive chip on her should was actually bone trying to escape her body you massive biffsist.
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:52, archived)
# Nooo, she had a lump at the bottom, ta.
Two fingers to you, gums. The two main ones n'all. TAKE THAT.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:54, archived)
# I'll grab those digits and offer them to a bulimia suffer to use as a vom-ticklers
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:58, archived)
# Not feed them slowly
down your japs eye like last time?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 14:00, archived)
# Ooooooh go on then, if you must
*BLOOP*
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 14:05, archived)
# Ooooh, feels like liver.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 14:08, archived)
# I knew a guy with that. He was the most metal guy ever and everyone just called him Doomlord.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 14:02, archived)
# *Wins*
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:35, archived)
# hahaha
good shooting!

Dammit, my reply to that crushed bollock picture that just got deleted was the finest filth I've written in weeks days hours!

Fans of Michelle Gayle should not click this link www.b3ta.com/board/8692030
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:37, archived)
# one of the greatest
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:39, archived)
# Michelle Gayle?
She wasn't that good.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:50, archived)
# Why hasn't that little git been banned yet?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 28 Aug 2008, 14:14, archived)
# he's just deleted another pointless thread
I won't waste time replying to him again
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 14:19, archived)
# Hahah excellent.
I need some more praises. I keep using the same ones.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:37, archived)
# WIN!
most excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:40, archived)
# Hahaha
This is ace!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:47, archived)
# simple
but effective :D
(I helped save b3ta! masakatsu best of all the burger meats, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:48, archived)
# Marry me
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:53, archived)
# Only if I can be mummy
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:55, archived)
# *DUNF*
ace sound effect!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:57, archived)
# Heh t'is my fav :)
www.b3tards.com/u/7b56ac272ae16f710ea2/flapsjpeg.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 14:00, archived)
# *ERMLINE*
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 14:37, archived)
# Hahaha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:57, archived)
# *click*
*click* *click* *click* *click*
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:58, archived)
# haha
excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 14:25, archived)