There was a spider at my house a few days agoHe was almost too big for the diameter of the glass I got to put over him. Had I kept him he'd have been called Big Malcolm, Scourge of the Living Room.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Thu 28 Aug 2008, 16:23,
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Big MalcolmHehe thats a great name!!
The thing that worries me the most about them is when you see one in the corner of the room and think to yourself... I'll get that later... but when later comes its gone and is probably hiding in your pillowcase!! *shudders*
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Thu 28 Aug 2008, 16:27,
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The thing that worries me the most about them is when you see one in the corner of the room and think to yourself... I'll get that later... but when later comes its gone and is probably hiding in your pillowcase!! *shudders*
Or it's gone outside to get some tasty fly treats. Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Thu 28 Aug 2008, 16:28,
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I had a spider in the lounge, called Harry.He lived in the corner for some time, and on the odd occasion I would feed him daddy long legs. Horrible to watch though..
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Thu 28 Aug 2008, 16:42,
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when i was a kid there was one about 4 inches across, who lived under the bathhe lived there for many months until one day he ventured down the stars and i accidentally trod on his little spidery head.
( monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com,
Thu 28 Aug 2008, 16:47,
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they are indeedone ran across my floor last night and made me jump...so i trapped it in a glass and left it there...its still here now...ive called him borris
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Sir T. Skellington,
Thu 28 Aug 2008, 16:25,
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Dude, that's fucking unfair.Release him, he's done nothing to harm you.
Animal cruelty doesn't just count if the animal's cute.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Thu 28 Aug 2008, 16:27,
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Unless you are one of those peoplesthat swishes a brush in front of them when they walk to make sure they don't step on insects then do shut up.
Sorry but preachy stuff really narks me.
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Thu 28 Aug 2008, 16:30,
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Sorry but preachy stuff really narks me.
Shan't.Being cruel to things that haven't done anything to you really narks me. I know which viewpoint I'd rather hold.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Thu 28 Aug 2008, 16:31,
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All I'm saying is either you should become afull on vegetarian who grows all their own stuff, refuses to wear leather or use any products that derive from animals
OR
shut up.
Not that I endorse vegetarianism.
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Thu 28 Aug 2008, 16:34,
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OR
shut up.
Not that I endorse vegetarianism.
That's not what you said at allyou said 'unless you're one of those buddhists with a broom you're not allowed to comment on animal cruelty'.
Obviously I'm paraphrasing, but still. Killing an animal and using it for it's products (meat for food, leather for clothing etc) is something that's happened since the dawn of time and is something I have less of a problem with as at least the animal hasn't just died because of sport or because someone thinks it's funny. Leaving an animal in a glass to starve to death for no reason other than for your own amusement is very different, in my eyes.
HOWEVER you're entitled to your opinion, as I am to mine.
(Obviously I'm paraphrasing, but still. Killing an animal and using it for it's products (meat for food, leather for clothing etc) is something that's happened since the dawn of time and is something I have less of a problem with as at least the animal hasn't just died because of sport or because someone thinks it's funny. Leaving an animal in a glass to starve to death for no reason other than for your own amusement is very different, in my eyes.
HOWEVER you're entitled to your opinion, as I am to mine.
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Thu 28 Aug 2008, 16:37,
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I see...well argued actually.
But I still couldn't give a shit about anything as small as a spider.
It's because I'm a total shit you see.
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Thu 28 Aug 2008, 16:41,
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But I still couldn't give a shit about anything as small as a spider.
It's because I'm a total shit you see.
you are a cupboard
SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow,
Thu 28 Aug 2008, 16:37,
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Those aren't the only two choices.They're not even the two extremes. I think you're talking nonsense because you don't like vegetarians.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Thu 28 Aug 2008, 16:39,
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:)Edit: your monkey animation in your profile is fucking great.
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Thu 28 Aug 2008, 16:42,
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i hate phones 4 u toothey are liars and cunts
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since,
Thu 28 Aug 2008, 16:51,
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Well said.To me, phones 4 U symbolises everything that is wrong with Britain.
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Thu 28 Aug 2008, 16:57,
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OMG YOU CAUGHT SPIDERMAN!(
SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow,
Thu 28 Aug 2008, 16:50,
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say "good day mr spider" and let him out of your front door and you shall have good lucki did this and found £1.05 :)
( SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow,
Thu 28 Aug 2008, 16:28,
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what did you do, pickpocket him on the way out? monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com,
Thu 28 Aug 2008, 16:41,
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If spiders are ninjas, what the fuck are moths?Mind if I TJ?
If anyone can help I will be their slave and buy them a drink of their choice.
OKAY, SO:
Itunes cannot connect to the net. It can't access Gracenotes and times out on the Itunes Store. It works fine on my PC, just not the other one on the network. The PC is online, and Itunes is allowed on Zonealarms (I've tried it with no firewall, and I still get nothing). I then tried WMP and that, similarily, cannot access the net or its trackname database. HERLP!?
(If anyone can help I will be their slave and buy them a drink of their choice.
OKAY, SO:
Itunes cannot connect to the net. It can't access Gracenotes and times out on the Itunes Store. It works fine on my PC, just not the other one on the network. The PC is online, and Itunes is allowed on Zonealarms (I've tried it with no firewall, and I still get nothing). I then tried WMP and that, similarily, cannot access the net or its trackname database. HERLP!?
Ttssattsr,
Thu 28 Aug 2008, 16:27,
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Blinds.Edit: everyone fuck off, moths are lovely.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Thu 28 Aug 2008, 16:27,
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Moths are great except for when they think my face is the moon. Ttssattsr,
Thu 28 Aug 2008, 16:34,
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Have you been eating lamps again? Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Thu 28 Aug 2008, 16:37,
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moths are devil spawnRE: TJ : ipods suck
( SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow,
Thu 28 Aug 2008, 16:29,
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He's not running a mac, so it's fairly safe to assume he's got an iPod, unless he's an idiot and using iTunes out of choice.Regardless, Ttssattsr is still a dick.
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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE.,
Thu 28 Aug 2008, 16:31,
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:3 *luffs* MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE.,
Thu 28 Aug 2008, 16:37,
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itunes is ok if you want to use the itunes store mictoboy shitting in your cunt since,
Thu 28 Aug 2008, 16:44,
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can you ping that machine from the one with internet? mictoboy shitting in your cunt since,
Thu 28 Aug 2008, 16:29,
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If I knew how, I could.I flushed the DNS, checked and double checked all the network settings and nothing jumps out to me as being wrong.
( Ttssattsr,
Thu 28 Aug 2008, 16:31,
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Run / cmd / ping <ip> MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE.,
Thu 28 Aug 2008, 16:34,
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Flying bellends. MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE.,
Thu 28 Aug 2008, 16:29,
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Pulleys and winchesget a pig to help you like so:
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epiphany coming live from sweden,
Thu 28 Aug 2008, 16:30,
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TRIPOD! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow,
Thu 28 Aug 2008, 16:38,
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ttoastter has 3 legs in that picture:)
( SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow,
Thu 28 Aug 2008, 16:47,
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Hmmm......I've never really had any issues with moths... they tend to only want to dance in the light!
Wasps on the other hand can burn in the pits of hell!!
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Thu 28 Aug 2008, 16:33,
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Wasps on the other hand can burn in the pits of hell!!
There's nothing bad about wasps because they get in through the windows and then can't get out, so you just knock them a bit until they fly out the window.Moths on the other hand want to be in your fucking house and are horrible wooly bastards.
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Thu 28 Aug 2008, 16:36,
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Using a PC without another light on scares the shit out of me when a moth enters the equation.I'm staring a screen and all of a sudden *FLAPFLAPFLAPFLAP*WHERETHEFUCKDIDYOUCOMEFROM*FLAPFLAPFLAP*
( MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE.,
Thu 28 Aug 2008, 16:38,
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Then by the time you turn on the light it's disappeared.Bastards
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Thu 28 Aug 2008, 16:42,
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That happens to me at my dad's house.Then they fly to the window and get caught between the blinds and the window and make terrible wing noises. Then I can't sleep.
Also: Spiders in my bed. :[
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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal,
Thu 28 Aug 2008, 16:50,
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Spiders aren't really that intrusive though, they only freak people out because people are fucking pansies.A spider would generally just walk across your desk then bugger off, a moth on the other hand would fucking fly in your face repeatedly even when you've tried twatting it away.
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Thu 28 Aug 2008, 16:57,
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But...but...I don't want spiders in my bed. :[
( Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal,
Thu 28 Aug 2008, 17:01,
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Spiders are hard to catchbecause they'll rape you as soon as look at you
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Thu 28 Aug 2008, 16:35,
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0_0"..........Goes to check in Readers Digest Flora & Fauna of Britain for ^that^ one"
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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Thu 28 Aug 2008, 16:36,
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I wish spiders really looked like that (fluffy bundles)rather than the black leggy things with huge mandibles that shit me right up.
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf,
Thu 28 Aug 2008, 16:40,
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spiders. brilliant.
Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips.,
Thu 28 Aug 2008, 16:41,
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Finger on the F5me and spiders have more in common than first meets the eye.
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Thu 28 Aug 2008, 16:45,
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
rgh!
(rgh!
barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Thu 28 Aug 2008, 16:45,
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I love posting that picture when someone does a spider picas well as the followup (stupid camera didn't focus though)
( Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips.,
Thu 28 Aug 2008, 16:50,
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Oh christThat is a Cardinal spider (Tegenaria gigantea), it's the biggest spider in Britain. Next month is their mating season, so people in the South West can expect them wandering around their houses.
*shudders*
(*shudders*
Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf,
Thu 28 Aug 2008, 16:45,
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I thought it was August they came out...in fact it was only yesterday I was thinking about how glad I was that I hadn't seen any this year. I thought to soon perhaps.
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Thu 28 Aug 2008, 16:54,
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September & October is when I see them*shudders again*
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf,
Thu 28 Aug 2008, 16:58,
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Awe......me too!!
I only have those ones with the MASSIVE legs and the tiny bodies in my flat at the moment... I am sad the chunky ones are coming!! :(
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Thu 28 Aug 2008, 17:00,
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I only have those ones with the MASSIVE legs and the tiny bodies in my flat at the moment... I am sad the chunky ones are coming!! :(
I saw one of these in my house last night!I tried to save him but my mate squisheded him.
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XLVII .uk,
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