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# first ever tablet cartoon.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Thu 18 Sep 2008, 20:03, archived)
# YAY!
(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Thu 18 Sep 2008, 20:04, archived)
# ha ha, excellent
I'm amazed it even got delivered - usually they just shove a card through the letterbox without even trying
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Thu 18 Sep 2008, 20:04, archived)
# hahaha
but the top picture is wrong, as the postman is working and not sat in the pub after he has thrown all the letters in a near by hedge
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 18 Sep 2008, 20:07, archived)
# I am a postman
and this is what I do every day.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Thu 18 Sep 2008, 20:22, archived)
# Hahahaha brilliant
My postie always signs for me and leaves them behind my bin :P
(I helped save b3ta! baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Thu 18 Sep 2008, 20:14, archived)
# did you hear about the postie who put £150 worth of DVD's INSIDE the bin?
...luckily the dustmen noticed...
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 18 Sep 2008, 20:15, archived)
# probably just immature
news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/scotland/north_east/7623434.stm
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Thu 18 Sep 2008, 20:21, archived)
# Apparently, this happens all the time.
A handy postie decided to leave a sex toy I had purchased on my back door step (fnar) without telling me. I thought I'd been shafted (f'nar) until I opened the back door for the first time in weeks.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Thu 18 Sep 2008, 20:25, archived)
# My ex
bought "The Jelly Green Giant" from annesummers.com..... the package wouldn't fit through the letter box so God knows how she crammed it up.... I'll end that sentence there.
(I helped save b3ta! baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Thu 18 Sep 2008, 20:33, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Thu 18 Sep 2008, 20:34, archived)
# Do you not often open your back door, then?
(I helped save b3ta! flake has nothing against your right leg, Fri 19 Sep 2008, 11:34, archived)
# fnar
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 19 Sep 2008, 20:36, archived)
# Jeez!
They've upped the IQ requirement for the postal service again then? :P
(I helped save b3ta! baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Thu 18 Sep 2008, 20:21, archived)
# happened to me mam once with some hard to get 1st edition books
... wasn't so lucky with the binmen but at least the postwoman promised not to do it again.
(mistahwampa, Fri 19 Sep 2008, 18:37, archived)
# our postie's like that
but normally leaves em round the back.
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 22 Sep 2008, 21:25, archived)
# very good indeed
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 18 Sep 2008, 20:32, archived)
# woo!
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 18 Sep 2008, 20:37, archived)
# 2nd pic looks like gazza


oh and woo
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 18 Sep 2008, 20:38, archived)
# YAY!
(I helped save b3ta! Squiggy Alloria makes theme parks., Thu 18 Sep 2008, 20:46, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 18 Sep 2008, 20:52, archived)
# *click* *click* *click* *click*
Woo and Yay, this is brill!
(I helped save b3ta! Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Thu 18 Sep 2008, 21:03, archived)
# :D
Very good.
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Thu 18 Sep 2008, 21:05, archived)
# Hahahaha
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 18 Sep 2008, 22:16, archived)
# Plus £1.06 for being too wide for the slot?
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Fri 19 Sep 2008, 9:24, archived)
# Hahahaha
boy, girl, other :D
(The Oscillating Gibbon is eating curried squid, Fri 19 Sep 2008, 12:10, archived)
# fitting....
... as my missus is giving birth next week. depending on royal mail of course.
(I helped save b3ta! ExactlyHowLongDoIHaveToBeHere, Fri 19 Sep 2008, 13:27, archived)
# Hahahahaha
Fantastic! Nicely done! :D
(I helped save b3ta! noddegamra needs more biscuits!, Fri 19 Sep 2008, 14:05, archived)
# Hahahah!
This is a thing of beauty! :D
*enclickens*
(I helped save b3ta! kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Fri 19 Sep 2008, 22:21, archived)
# Class!
I can releate to that on so many levels!
(Fluffster, Sun 21 Sep 2008, 8:06, archived)