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# i need something to keep me going!
(, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 14:10, archived)
# Crack is most effective, I've heard.
(, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 14:11, archived)
# :D great minds and all that.
(mine is tried and tested though, and is to thank for me getting any good GCSE grades at all)
(, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 14:12, archived)
# what type of crack?
(, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 14:12, archived)
# Bach-Saquande.
(, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 14:13, archived)
# try Cialis
(, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 14:32, archived)
# 0.25g cocaine, a triple shot espresso and a banana.
(, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 14:11, archived)
# i can't afford any of them.
although one of my office mates was silly enough to skull a fourshot coffee after i told him it would wake him up.

he got kinda worried about the palpitations.
(, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 14:13, archived)
# Not even the banana?
You live in a hot place, and I've been reliably informed they're everywhere in the hot bits.
(, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 14:13, archived)
# im in sydney and a couple of years back queensland (the place where they bend bananas)
got hit with a couple of big storms, which wrecked the banana crops, so they were a few dollars each for a while. they have come back to sensible prices though.
(, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 14:15, archived)
# Well then.
(, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 14:16, archived)
# bananas also used to be advertised when i was a kid, with a really catchy tune
bananananaaaaaaaaaaanaanaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
make those bodies sing.
banananananan baaaanaaaaaaaanaaaaaaaaaa!!
make those bodies sing.
/repeat about 20 times.

(, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 14:18, archived)
# bananas are dying out apparently.
For some reason they can't get new ones from seed, they can only take cuttings from existing plants, or something else I don't understand.

In 50 years time there won't be any bananas, or maybe there will.

/wished I'd listened when someone was telling me about this blog
(, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 14:18, archived)
# oh heard something about that. ah well i don't like em anyway.
(, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 14:19, archived)
# Yeah yeah, I bet you're all "fuck the rhinos" as well...
(, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 14:21, archived)
# HIppos>Rhinos.
Little flappy ears.
(, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 14:23, archived)
# Hippos are just lady-rhinos
aren't they?
(, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 14:30, archived)
# no. there are Hippos with cocks.
(, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 14:49, archived)
# i haven't lowered my standards that far.
yet.
(, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 14:30, archived)