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[challenge entry] Hooray! I can do my first ever Pearoast!

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(I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 14:07, archived)
# and you are happy about this pearoasting?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 2 Oct 2008, 14:08, archived)
# woop woop, it's da sound of da e-police.
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 14:08, archived)
# Fuck da police
And - for your information - I said it with authority, don't you know, don't you know.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 14:10, archived)
# Do goodbye horses and tuck yourself back.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 14:10, archived)
# I understand every word in that sentence
And yet not what you're on about.

How does that work, then?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 14:14, archived)
# You've not seen Clerks 2.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 14:14, archived)
# you little porch monkey.
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 14:15, archived)
# See, please say YOU understand what I'm going on about.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 14:16, archived)
# :D
what.. kelly can be a male name too..
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 14:24, archived)
# Oooh, cake!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 14:24, archived)
# i love this
www.youtube.com/watch?v=A6OselVRTsM
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 14:35, archived)
# Thankfully not.
Though we accidentally became the owners of Clerks X last year when we cunningly failed to give it to a friend for their birthday.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 14:16, archived)
# It's brilliant.
It's got bestiality in it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 14:16, archived)
# Won't it make me want to put my foot through the screen and send him the bill?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 14:17, archived)
# Only if you're a big old sourpuss.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 14:19, archived)
# Clerks is excellent
Clerks 2 was a LOT better than I thought it would be

I wish Rosario Dawson would teach me to dance
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 14:24, archived)
# and have your ugly baby?
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 14:25, archived)
# Bouncy bouncy.
She's my girl, she is. Especially when she's Gail.
One day I'll be at comicon with our comic and she'll be there with hers and then it'll be amazing and we'll bang our glasses together in some sort of amazing lesbian geek moment.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 14:26, archived)
# but for now,
sleep my special little kid.
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 14:29, archived)
# Is that a bit like
Make like a tree and leave?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 14:15, archived)
# Nowhere near.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 14:16, archived)
# Make like a banana and split?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 14:18, archived)
# Hang on.
Have I woken up in 1989 again?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 14:19, archived)
# Hillsborough disaster, Tiananmen Square massacre, Berlin Wall collapse.
What memorable fun it was.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 14:30, archived)
# imagine the bandwagons!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 14:37, archived)
# There's definitely something
in the Chinese lad with the semaphore in relation to the cover of 'Help' by the Beatles. That involves two of them. Dunno how I'd get the fall of communism in Europe in there.

That's if you have to get 'em all in one image. Which I'm guessing you do.

Don't rush me, though. I've only had nearly 20 years to think about it.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 14:46, archived)
# i need something to keep me going!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 2 Oct 2008, 14:10, archived)
# Crack is most effective, I've heard.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 14:11, archived)
# :D great minds and all that.
(mine is tried and tested though, and is to thank for me getting any good GCSE grades at all)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 14:12, archived)
# what type of crack?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 2 Oct 2008, 14:12, archived)
# Bach-Saquande.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 14:13, archived)
# try Cialis
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 14:32, archived)
# 0.25g cocaine, a triple shot espresso and a banana.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 14:11, archived)
# i can't afford any of them.
although one of my office mates was silly enough to skull a fourshot coffee after i told him it would wake him up.

he got kinda worried about the palpitations.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 2 Oct 2008, 14:13, archived)
# Not even the banana?
You live in a hot place, and I've been reliably informed they're everywhere in the hot bits.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 14:13, archived)
# im in sydney and a couple of years back queensland (the place where they bend bananas)
got hit with a couple of big storms, which wrecked the banana crops, so they were a few dollars each for a while. they have come back to sensible prices though.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 2 Oct 2008, 14:15, archived)
# Well then.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 14:16, archived)
# bananas also used to be advertised when i was a kid, with a really catchy tune
bananananaaaaaaaaaaanaanaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
make those bodies sing.
banananananan baaaanaaaaaaaanaaaaaaaaaa!!
make those bodies sing.
/repeat about 20 times.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 2 Oct 2008, 14:18, archived)
# bananas are dying out apparently.
For some reason they can't get new ones from seed, they can only take cuttings from existing plants, or something else I don't understand.

In 50 years time there won't be any bananas, or maybe there will.

/wished I'd listened when someone was telling me about this blog
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 14:18, archived)
# oh heard something about that. ah well i don't like em anyway.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 2 Oct 2008, 14:19, archived)
# Yeah yeah, I bet you're all "fuck the rhinos" as well...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 14:21, archived)
# HIppos>Rhinos.
Little flappy ears.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 14:23, archived)
# Hippos are just lady-rhinos
aren't they?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 14:30, archived)
# no. there are Hippos with cocks.
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 14:49, archived)
# i haven't lowered my standards that far.
yet.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 2 Oct 2008, 14:30, archived)
# why would you be so excited about that?
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 14:08, archived)
# it is truly a momentous occasion
you know you've arrived when you have a pearoast for all occasions.

nice one lady chicken.

new thread, shame on you.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 14:11, archived)
# Oh god yes....
I forgot the rules.

Bugger.

I'll just go and self-flagellate now then.
(I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 14:14, archived)
# ok but post pictures.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 2 Oct 2008, 14:17, archived)
# 0_0
*prepares popcorn*
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 14:17, archived)
# ^ both of the above
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 14:21, archived)
# 'ow do?
long time no see
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 2 Oct 2008, 14:09, archived)
# Hello!
I don't come round these parts often...well that's to say I don't post much round here.

I come here quite a lot...erm....
(I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 14:16, archived)