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[challenge entry] eggs or eyes


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From the Cheer Up Tony Hart challenge. See all 236 entries (closed)

(zannyuk, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 0:47, archived)
# eges.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 0:49, archived)
# 'strokes'
'B3ta moral outrage ensues'
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 0:50, archived)
# yay! moral outrage!
*strokes back*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 0:52, archived)
# :D
Thanks to your sig, I now want bacon and egg soup. I might do this in a newsletter 'stuff we'd like to see' style, with videos, diagrams, vomiting and the like
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 0:55, archived)
# i'm just finishing a bowl of it
it's delicious!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 0:56, archived)
# Sounds....viscous
The only culinary idea I had was a widowmaker pie.

Bacon and fried egg wrapped around a scotch egg, which is sitting on a base of pickled onion monster munch and beef. All wrapped in pastry with a dash of wholegrain mustard ontop.
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 1:01, archived)
# that sounds delightful
one of my favourite snacks is ginger biscuits with brown sauce on.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 1:03, archived)
# Now that's just weird :P
 
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 1:16, archived)
# don't knock it till you've tried it.
seriously. i wasn't going to try it, but i'm so glad that i did.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 1:22, archived)
# I have to eat that.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 1:17, archived)
# I can't imagine
B&E soup being anything other than...lumpy
(I helped save b3ta! unstableOvine has not aged well, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 0:57, archived)
# it is slightly lumpy
but all of teh nyummy.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 0:58, archived)
# in theory, I imagined it to be awful
But I retract all my misconceptions on the basis of said yumminess. : D
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 1:00, archived)
# I have to say
I was pleasantly surprised by "cheese-and-egg-in-the-oven" - so I am quite prepared for whatever bacon and egg soup might throw up
(perhaps bad turn of phrase there) :P
(I helped save b3ta! unstableOvine has not aged well, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 1:00, archived)
# would you like me to tell you all how to make it?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 1:03, archived)
# have you got time?
or are you doing the clangers?
comis. 'bout the whole f'dup weekend scenario and all that
(I helped save b3ta! unstableOvine has not aged well, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 1:06, archived)
# fuck it, i'll just laugh when they get divorced :D
okay, bacon and egg soup.

you will need:

2-3 rashers streaky bacon
1 small tin baby carrots
1 small onion(optional)
1 tsp powdered swiss vegetable bouillon
1 egg

cut bacon into lardons and fry gently with onion, if using it. add the bouillon powder to a cup of boiled water. when bacon is cooked, but not brown, add bouillon to the pan. add carrots. bring everything to the boil and simmer for 5 minutes. turn off the heat. when the soup has stopped bubbling, very gently break an egg into the middle of the pan and put the lid on immediately. leave for 5 minutes, then serve with a little black pepper to taste.
simple!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 1:13, archived)
# I did when I did ... both times ... XD
I'm sorry but...TINNED carrots??! *boke*
leave them out and we might have a winnar

EDIT: also ginner bikkies & HP??
mind you...I like sausage and marmalade sarnies & (not at the same time) peanut butter & cheese* on toast


*cheese may be replaced with mayo
(I helped save b3ta! unstableOvine has not aged well, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 1:17, archived)
# tinned carrots are just faster
plus mine were crap this year, i'm only just getting my spring onions ready for picking :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 1:21, archived)
# the little orange tarts
;)
(I helped save b3ta! unstableOvine has not aged well, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 1:22, archived)
# peanut butter and branston pickle on toast.
trust me.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 1:24, archived)
# I'd like to
but you're really asking a lot
(I helped save b3ta! unstableOvine has not aged well, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 1:35, archived)
# i don't mess about when it comes to food.
that's how i got fat ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 1:39, archived)
# Hehe, how jolly.
Mornin b3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 1:02, archived)