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[challenge entry] Now, I painted this last week whilst Cherie was busy watching Desperate Housewives in the City


bidding starts at £300.....

From the Cheer Up Tony Hart challenge. See all 236 entries (closed)

(, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 10:26, archived)
# £300!
*slaps cash down*
(, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 10:27, archived)
# £301
and a blow job! but i only take cash! :D
(, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 10:28, archived)
# £350
to slap downs.




mong.
(, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 10:28, archived)
# £400! for a mongslap!
(, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 10:28, archived)
# £500 for slap-head mong!
(, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 10:29, archived)
# mongslap
I think we can get in this in the next oxford dictionary.
(, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 10:30, archived)
# £400
*slaps ivesb*
(, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 10:31, archived)
# ONE HUNDRED BILLION POUNDS!
BWAHAHA!!
(, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 10:32, archived)
# *steals ivesb's wallet*
Ha!
(, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 10:33, archived)
# hey!!
come back with my moth container!!
(, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 10:36, archived)
# Arf!
(, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 10:37, archived)
# is the cost to the tax taxpayer to bail out all the banks
(, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 10:35, archived)
# a hundred billion each?
=(
(, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 10:36, archived)
# Absentee P.M.'s solution to the housing crisis?
(, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 10:29, archived)
# Did he design the new Tory logo?
(, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 10:29, archived)
# I think he did...
that one went for £100K
(, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 10:32, archived)
# He's a man of many talents...
telling the truth not being among them...
(, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 10:33, archived)
# V Can't be as bad as THIS fuck-up V
(, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 10:36, archived)
# arf!
(, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 10:30, archived)
# Has he not been assassinated yet?
(, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 10:31, archived)
# Nope........People can't afford GUNS anymore.
(, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 10:32, archived)
# i've got an elastic band and a paper clip here...
ARGH!
MY EYE!!
(, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 10:33, archived)
# Ummm.... the BLUE PETER school for assassins?
(, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 10:37, archived)
# Wishful thinking, Mrs T
If only someone would take him out of our misery.
(, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 10:33, archived)
# hee hee
what do you mean am I happy now?
(, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 10:34, archived)
# From The Day Today...
inaccurately quoted -
It should go: "Those are the Headlines, Happy Now?"

;-)
(, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 10:37, archived)
# This Is The NEWS!
(, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 10:39, archived)
# "Bouncing Elephantiasis Women Destroys Central Portsmouth"
"Car drives past shop in Town"
(, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 10:41, archived)
# Oooh, birthdaying?
(, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 10:39, archived)
# Yup.
In between draught Vitamin C, and Day Nurse.
(, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 10:42, archived)
# Happy Birthday dear sir!
Hopefully it might result in illness going away as well...
(, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 10:43, archived)
# Cheers!
*hic*

You're very kind.
(, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 10:46, archived)
# Aw :(
I prescribe pints tomorrow - I'm sure I owe you at least two
(, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 10:44, archived)
# Bless you, lovely!
(, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 10:46, archived)
# Oh, the white space.
The nauseating white space.
(, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 10:32, archived)
# grass goes down
sky goes up


there is nothing in between

:D
(, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 10:33, archived)