There's nothing to be afraid of. They were right. It's painless. It's good. Come. Sleep. Matthew.

( HappyToast was easily misunderstood on, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:03, archived)

hahahahahah, utterly and completely awesome :D

( theoriginalsteve CAPS LOCK IS HOW I FEEL INSIDE ALL THE TIME, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:04, archived)

the finger tip is a little odd, but it'll do for now :)

( HappyToast was easily misunderstood on, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:05, archived)

yeah . . .
the fingertip ruined it for me . . . I prefer some shite bitmap that a /talker posted yesterday


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Jaffa cakes only 500 calories per box - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:16, archived)

:)

( HappyToast was easily misunderstood on, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:28, archived)

*does not have acid flashback*
*is not the reincarnation of Jim Morrison as a concept but not a person*
( riverghost bringing you bollock moustaches since, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:04, archived)

needs more *huff on glass*
and *draw willy*
but otherwise, that's fucking amazing.
( Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:04, archived)

hahahahah
I've had a great idea for something else
( HappyToast was easily misunderstood on, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:05, archived)

Sandwiches.
If we breed them with handbags, we can charge 6000% more for them AND we won't need to make packaging.

Was it that?
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:06, archived)

please have all my money in a wodge.
mwa ha ha ha ha.
*craftily invests*
( Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:08, archived)

no, but that's definitely worth persuing
Although I suggest you work from the other angle, charge 6000% more for a Louis Vuitton Cheese and Tomato bag, that they can only use for 24 hours before it reaches its best before date and they have to eat it and buy a new one
( HappyToast was easily misunderstood on, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:10, archived)

Astrid, draw up a contract for Mr Toast, and don't let him leave the building.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:11, archived)

sandbags?
I think they already exist...
( calibrax loves teh hamsters (not in that way), Sat 25 Oct 2008, 7:44, archived)

You are far too talented for your own good

( Mrs Trellis has her two Misses Trellises at home :), Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:04, archived)

You've got nice finger technique
this is why people impersonate you in bars

:D
( discomeats I keep thinking about steak, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:05, archived)

nice one toasty

( god save the queen http://www.hatfield-anti-incineration.co.uk/, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:07, archived)

Awesome!
Bedtime. Night all.
( Ttssattsr Hurry, potato delicious., Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:09, archived)

Waaaah!

( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! @thehittvshow, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:10, archived)

i've sent the link to you on facefook

( Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:13, archived)

that is nice
i like that a lot
( Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:10, archived)

*shiver*
that really is giving me the fear!
( @><|= w0nu!) a little bit more cunty as of, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:10, archived)

gah!

( lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:10, archived)

I'm not stoned.
This is not the correct state to be in to witness your picture.

I can has drgz plz?
( Quijibo Esq. BSc. Stop ITV! http://dontruinthecrystalmaze.com, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:11, archived)

Thats absolutely
fucking superb :)
(scratchresistor is your mum..., Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:13, archived)

@@@@@Is hypnotised@@@@@
Ooh, On my work lappy I have your batman/penguin picture as wallpaper.
Twas quite amusing when the suited man from the bank came and installed some software onto it. His face didn't twitch, he didn't smile and just pretended it wasn't there.
( Flowerpot If in doubt, shop Freebase's head onto it, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:14, archived)

hahahahaahahahahaha
excellent
( HappyToast was easily misunderstood on, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:17, archived)

This should be FP'd quickly.
So that all new b3tans are mesmerised by the waggling. Arf!
(LordMatthius http://www.justgiving.com/marathon-matt2009, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:14, archived)

This is ace

but he really does need to stop pointing at me
( mediocre FISTING FULL THROTTLE, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:14, archived)

heh

( Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:15, archived)

Hahahahaha this

( A Vagabond his uzi weighs a ton, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:16, archived)

Holy Shitting Cuttlefish™!
that is scary......
( theoriginalsteve CAPS LOCK IS HOW I FEEL INSIDE ALL THE TIME, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:17, archived)

oh god that's so wrong
Is it Tommy Boyd from the Wide Awake Club, pointing in the window of the TVAM building, threatening the lives of all the staff while wanking himself in to a frenzy?
Except it isn't the TVAM building, it's a home for the deaf
( HappyToast was easily misunderstood on, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:18, archived)

Can't

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:20, archived)

Stop

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:20, archived)

Staring

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:20, archived)

*steals pance*

( HappyToast was easily misunderstood on, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:22, archived)

*drools*

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:29, archived)

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
*points*
( The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:22, archived)

Most horrifying sound effects on film
1. Donald Sutherland at the end of Invasion of the Body Snatchers
2. The bald man in The Thing with the big hands
3. Hannibal Lecter slurping

... what others?
( HappyToast was easily misunderstood on, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:24, archived)

oooh that would make a rather interesting list
Shame I can't think of any ...

Ooh, how about Jeff Goldblum pulling off his fingernails in "The Fly"
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:52, archived)

definitely in there

( HappyToast was easily misunderstood on, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:59, archived)

The teeth touching the kerb in American History X.
Great image-woo Toasty, nice one on the FP. :)
( grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 23:27, archived)

By far and away,
that's number 1.
( Quijibo Esq. BSc. Stop ITV! http://dontruinthecrystalmaze.com, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 10:04, archived)

can we count music
The theme from Hallowe'en still gives me a shiver. A while back, missus went up to bed, I decided to sit downstairs and do a bit of channel hopping.

Just caught the continuity bloke, "and now, Hallowe'en" or whatever they say.

oh, good, I'll watch this. but then the music started...

Du-dudu Du-dudu Du-du DU-DU Du-dudu Du-dudu Du-du
Du-dudu Du-dudu Du-du DU-DU Du-dudu Du-dudu Du-du
Du-dumdum Du-dumdum Du-dum DU-DU Du-dumdum Du-dumdum Du-dum

etc.

I switched it off and went to bed.
( sandettie light vessel automatic My blog: scandinavianforvalue.wordpress.com/, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 2:12, archived)

Hehehe!
A well deserved FP!


( The hairy aerosol is cunty cunty cunt cunt. Yes indeed., Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:10, archived)

PS: Have another big floaty hand...

( The hairy aerosol is cunty cunty cunt cunt. Yes indeed., Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:11, archived)

Shivers
Ohh, that tripped me out good and proper.
Brrrr
(vks24, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 0:46, archived)

Your skillz are wicked sick


...end of
( Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 8:09, archived)

And if you're looking for a soundtrack for this...

( Scaryduck - twitter.com/scaryduck, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 8:23, archived)

That fingertip
Looks like it's comming out of the screen

ace fears
( Amadeus Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 9:10, archived)

Excellent!
And an excuse for a repost...


(moistness, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 10:05, archived)