And the prize for worst shop of the year goes to....
From the Photoshop the US Election challenge. See all 478 entries (closed)
( , Mon 3 Nov 2008, 22:05, archived)
From the Photoshop the US Election challenge. See all 478 entries (closed)
( , Mon 3 Nov 2008, 22:05, archived)
is it kerry?
he had a terrible convenience store.. it only stocked stuff you wanted when you didn't need it.
EDIT: I would like to officially state i don't understand the popular page. how come I have an animation on there that in the search feature for my posts by popularity is behind stuff that didn't get on there.. is it that votes haven't registered on the search page or the ammount of votes you need to get on there changes?
( ,
Mon 3 Nov 2008, 22:07,
archived)
EDIT: I would like to officially state i don't understand the popular page. how come I have an animation on there that in the search feature for my posts by popularity is behind stuff that didn't get on there.. is it that votes haven't registered on the search page or the ammount of votes you need to get on there changes?
Hey, it's soup.
I'll take what I can get. There's a recession on. *dies of nasty disease*
( ,
Mon 3 Nov 2008, 22:15,
archived)
I know a happy undertaker.
He's happy because he has the phone numbers of ALL the frustrated widows in the area...
( ,
Mon 3 Nov 2008, 22:22,
archived)
So his is address book is like
Will Self's "The North London Book Of The Dead".
( ,
Mon 3 Nov 2008, 22:44,
archived)
North Wales book of the dead.
The truth is always better than anything I can make up. Met him at a wedding.
( ,
Mon 3 Nov 2008, 22:50,
archived)
nothign makes sence anymore
www.b3ta.com/board/6028768
was my most popular post and it only had 4 replies... and its crap. and i said i was going to bed over an hour ago. and i start lines with and.
( ,
Mon 3 Nov 2008, 22:43,
archived)
was my most popular post and it only had 4 replies... and its crap. and i said i was going to bed over an hour ago. and i start lines with and.
And then you can get depressed
at some of the tat that's bewilderingly high up on your popular posts. I'm desperately trying to post half-decently shopped pictures to bump down a really crappily-compressed JPG of James Blunt I posted for an "Offensive in 5k" challenge, but I just can't shift it no matter what I do.
( ,
Mon 3 Nov 2008, 22:21,
archived)
Ha ha ha!
The b3ta lot are a strange bunch.
I should know, I am one ;)
( ,
Mon 3 Nov 2008, 22:23,
archived)
I should know, I am one ;)
it's the bewildering eccentricities of the place
that keep us all coming back...
( ,
Mon 3 Nov 2008, 22:28,
archived)
Hahah
Loads of mine are broken links from years ago for some reason. I'm fairly sure they were really shit too. That craig david one appears about 4 times above stuff I actually spent loads of time on too. Bastarding hell!
( ,
Mon 3 Nov 2008, 22:24,
archived)
This one took a while:
but it's been very rapidly caught by this which err didn't:
Those are numbers 2 and 3 in my hit parade. Rather depressingly this is number one:
....
( ,
Mon 3 Nov 2008, 22:26,
archived)
but it's been very rapidly caught by this which err didn't:
Those are numbers 2 and 3 in my hit parade. Rather depressingly this is number one:
....
It makes me giggle like a girl each time I see it
But I like to credit others with a better sense of humour than mine.
( ,
Mon 3 Nov 2008, 22:32,
archived)
This one is all the way up at third, despite the fact it only had three actual replies.
( ,
Mon 3 Nov 2008, 22:33,
archived)
Hehe.
Searched the image filename and WTF..?
www.606studios.com/bendisboard/archive/index.php/t-53042.html
"I'd fuck him if I were gay"
( ,
Mon 3 Nov 2008, 22:43,
archived)
www.606studios.com/bendisboard/archive/index.php/t-53042.html
"I'd fuck him if I were gay"
wtf?
"Fuck, I wasn't aware my love life involved so much math.
And that is why you fail. sin cos tan all these are used in logrithms and most be interchanged to form greatness among thieves."
Errr....
( ,
Mon 3 Nov 2008, 22:46,
archived)
And that is why you fail. sin cos tan all these are used in logrithms and most be interchanged to form greatness among thieves."
Errr....
I thought the words I was looking for were
"virgin cunts".
One guy was talking about calculating the circumference of a girl's vagina when you go down on her. That's about the point I decided that no-one on that thread will ever see a lady naked, including the ones pretending to be girls.
( ,
Mon 3 Nov 2008, 22:57,
archived)
One guy was talking about calculating the circumference of a girl's vagina when you go down on her. That's about the point I decided that no-one on that thread will ever see a lady naked, including the ones pretending to be girls.
The most important point here is, we both feel much better about ourselves.
( ,
Mon 3 Nov 2008, 23:03,
archived)
I remember number 2!
I think I shuddered a bit before clicking it.
Number 3 is better with the ice cream than without :)
( ,
Mon 3 Nov 2008, 22:59,
archived)
Number 3 is better with the ice cream than without :)
www.b3ta.com/search/posts/me/best
Rather redundant for you though I would imagine.
"I ARE JOINT WIN!"
( ,
Mon 3 Nov 2008, 22:20,
archived)
Rather redundant for you though I would imagine.
"I ARE JOINT WIN!"
:O
Rorschach's up!
Woohoo!
what can I do for a celebration image? (I'd rather avoid the horror of nudity)
( ,
Mon 3 Nov 2008, 22:24,
archived)
Woohoo!
what can I do for a celebration image? (I'd rather avoid the horror of nudity)
nah, some of them were a bit shit if you ask me
although I could replace those ones with more popular ones or ones I prefered :D
( ,
Mon 3 Nov 2008, 22:58,
archived)
The search page only updates at midnight as far as I know.
My pic on the pop page wasn't even on my first 5 pages of popular when it made the page.
( ,
Mon 3 Nov 2008, 22:18,
archived)
I heard a rumour that it depends on the time when you made the post.
It competes against the popularity of other things posted at around that time.
( ,
Mon 3 Nov 2008, 22:27,
archived)
I think also
if it's posted during the day it'll get shot way up fast, because there's a million or so lurkers online. It's only us sadsacks who are here in the evening...
( ,
Mon 3 Nov 2008, 22:29,
archived)
That seems kind of opposite to what I said.
Unless it's sort of weighted so that it it does better if there are fewer votes to go around at the time, but not much better. That would be confusing and a bit random. It probably works like that.
( ,
Mon 3 Nov 2008, 22:32,
archived)
Only because of their shockingly bad
make up jobs ;)
Searching for pics of John Kerry, I never realised that Heath Ledger based his joker on him....
kerry.senate.gov/v3/images/press/JK_headshot.jpg
( ,
Mon 3 Nov 2008, 22:09,
archived)
Searching for pics of John Kerry, I never realised that Heath Ledger based his joker on him....
kerry.senate.gov/v3/images/press/JK_headshot.jpg
no no no
heather ledger based the joker on jimmy stewart in the film Harvey...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBvpxzl54D8
( ,
Mon 3 Nov 2008, 22:17,
archived)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBvpxzl54D8
Yeah I know,
I am shit at wading through sources ;)
But I am listening to Ryan Adams so I am cheery :D
( ,
Mon 3 Nov 2008, 22:11,
archived)
But I am listening to Ryan Adams so I am cheery :D
is he still around?
if you spot him, tell him to gaz me, i'll tell him anything he wants to know about it.
( ,
Mon 3 Nov 2008, 22:19,
archived)
dunno
his laptop battery was dying so he had to run
i think that was code for "I've been discovered, will return when in next safe house"
( ,
Mon 3 Nov 2008, 22:20,
archived)
i think that was code for "I've been discovered, will return when in next safe house"
of course! cos i loves you i do!
i'm obsessing over this song
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=iwxjt144-QI
( ,
Mon 3 Nov 2008, 22:22,
archived)
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=iwxjt144-QI