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# No offence matey,
but I think I'm just going to turn b3ta off this week
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:57, archived)
# Yes
Lets bugger off to the pub. We can make fake lady bits from beer ants mats!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:58, archived)
# beer ants!
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:58, archived)
# Just coz I can. An image of my JD bottle wearing a bobble hat!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:06, archived)
# Someone's been drinking innocent smoothies
(I helped save b3ta! Ril3y is a brit abroad.. bring on the Stella / Asahi, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:07, archived)
# if we get enough people together
we could probably make the cover to Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band!

(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:00, archived)
# also - I'm trying to get my hands on a replica of the Hindenburg
... it may take longer than a week...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:01, archived)
# Sod that. Ive me 15 pints and a really dodgy kebab
I could probably cover half of Zavvi!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:01, archived)
# do you live near westminster college?
my geography is shocking by the way if thats a really stupid question
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:03, archived)
# I'm about 20 mins walk from Westminster.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:04, archived)
# *narrows eyes*
how far is it if you skip?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:06, archived)
# 40
You started in the wrong direct you nonce:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:07, archived)
# *shakes fist and curses God*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:08, archived)
# It's 25 minutes hula-ing
23 minutes moseying
or 18 by the sideways-crab-shuffle method
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:09, archived)
# cool!
next year i'll be going for a week at a time in my new job!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:07, archived)
# Are you going to be a door?:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:08, archived)
# umm...
yeah! sure, why not...
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:10, archived)
# Well at least lots of people get to play with yer knob:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:14, archived)
# what about We're Only In It For the Money
by Zappa?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:04, archived)
# Or better still. If we kidnap Cliff Richard...
I haven't actually worked out anything from then on but as plans go it's looking damn fine so far!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:10, archived)
# This compo makes me sad
:-(
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:58, archived)
# yeah..
for some reason, people understood it as:

draw your favorite album cover on paper, and post it
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:02, archived)
# I'm at work and I can't do anything for the compo
...
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:05, archived)
# well do it when you get home
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:10, archived)
# Why?
Its a good post, in line with the comp rules

and isnt more about the idea than the skill?
(Tefty thought long and hard about posting this on, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:59, archived)
# Actually technically not
There's no such album as Now 1176.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:00, archived)
# its only a matter of time...
infact, are they still doing them? I've not heard or seen of one in yonks!
(Tefty thought long and hard about posting this on, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:01, archived)
# It's up to 71
and I get them free from a mate who works at EMI.

*smug mode*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:02, archived)
# It's a line drawing of a CD case
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:00, archived)
# me too :(
I thought a compo was supposed to be funny

not just 'look some materials looks likes an album cover' every other post

maybe i'm getting old. i'm 27 today :(
(I helped save b3ta! northernwifeb3ta is going to Dubai in December :D for "work", Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:59, archived)
# Happy birthday matey!
27's not old.

Well, not that old... :P
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:02, archived)
# no, you're not getting old. I agree entirely.
(I'm 27 in a month)
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:02, archived)