NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE: THE FUNNY SIDE OF WAR


With the Israelis and Palestinians intent on blowing each other up, this depressing saga must be getting you down. So fire up Photoshop and show us the funny side of conflict.

Challenge suggested by The Coast of Yemen, and voted for by YOU.
( Fraser has joined the Moomins., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:26, archived)

And no TOAP
and not too many "Gazza" jokes.

Cheers guys
( The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:26, archived)

Oh noes
The Gazza jokes!

( Flowerpot If in doubt, shop Freebase's head onto it, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:28, archived)

It's just a posh way of saying Gazza, is that there Gaza

( Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:30, archived)

Yes, this. A thousand times this.
Last week saw far too much stuff blundered off the board by clumsy TOAPs.
( elephant rider property shark sighted!, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:36, archived)

I mean
perhaps you should have thought of that before hand
( hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:50, archived)

Hahahah holy shit.
A week of this.
( ClanSoul lives in the penthouse, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:26, archived)

i would prefer this

do i compo or not? ah hell might as well
( Darth Rabbit Your lack of fur disturbs me, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:30, archived)

Yeah but it's not real :(

( ClanSoul lives in the penthouse, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:31, archived)

i know
i hope i don't see the above image (too much)
( Darth Rabbit Your lack of fur disturbs me, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:32, archived)

Holy shit
Well give it a few more days and we might see some holy shit
( Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:31, archived)

SWEET
 
little bit of politics there
( Rapitinui dull as a coathanger, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:26, archived)

Make this happen, robert....

( taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:27, archived)

Does everyone realise that this isnt authorised by god (rob)
And isnt on the frontpage, so therefore isnt real?

Shame - good compo idea too. It would just end up with people drawing CDCs on horrific war photos though...
( taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:29, archived)

rob isn't God.

( ClanSoul lives in the penthouse, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:30, archived)

Yeah
there's no way God would be ginger
( b3th The Wicked Witch of the West Country, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:30, archived)

Indeed!

( ClanSoul lives in the penthouse, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:31, archived)

God is a black chinaman.
Fact.
(Monocromatico 's bosons are sold out, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:43, archived)

Yes, she is

( Martin P wishes Thatcher would hurry up and die at, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 23:40, archived)

eh?

( mictoboy zombies are shit, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:31, archived)

Fraser's a mod*. If he says it's the new challenge, then it is.



*Not a rocker, LOL!!
( JackAction Poet Laureate of b3ta, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:34, archived)

Ah - i didnae know that.
Jolly good!
( taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:50, archived)

you really don't know what you are doing do you?
Fraser IS the compo and has been since pop socks were in vogue for men.
( Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:36, archived)

I hate it when I miss a post where I am patronised by a young girlie!
I've missed a good argument but thank you for replying down there. It was more succinct that I could probably muster.

( Flowerpot If in doubt, shop Freebase's head onto it, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:42, archived)

not a problem madam.
I aim to serve in your absence.
( Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:44, archived)

Oh yes it is
*refresh*
( Fraser has joined the Moomins., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:36, archived)

Hah, "at 8pm" my arse.

( The Hedgehog From Hell badly-executed and not funny, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:36, archived)

beats meeting under the station clock i suppose

( god save the queen http://www.hatfield-anti-incineration.co.uk/, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:39, archived)

"I found my looove at the gasworks croft"
under the clock
the station clock.
My love was flushed
at the gasworks wall
and shoved her hand
around my cock.

I'm not quite sure of the exact lyrics but I think that's it.

( Flowerpot If in doubt, shop Freebase's head onto it, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:47, archived)

ah.
Written about my home town.
( Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:49, archived)

Salford, innit?
I had an ace teacher at primary school who was into all sorts of music.
He liked to teach us geography via the medium of song.

( Flowerpot If in doubt, shop Freebase's head onto it, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:55, archived)

..dirty old bitch
dirty old bitch.
 
( Rapitinui dull as a coathanger, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:54, archived)

Hahahaha

( Flowerpot If in doubt, shop Freebase's head onto it, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:56, archived)

straight in there
with a pea


( b3th The Wicked Witch of the West Country, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:27, archived)

i love this
and by extension, you
( mictoboy zombies are shit, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:28, archived)

have you had me?

( b3th The Wicked Witch of the West Country, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:30, archived)

*checks profile*
sadly, no
( mictoboy zombies are shit, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:31, archived)

ATTENTION EVERYONE!
We've found a lady micto 'hasn't had'

as you were
( The Great Architect We have a REALLY big Computer, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:32, archived)

of course
the whole 'i've had her' thing
is used by me when people post pictures of hideous malformed creatures/men/animals

and not hot ladies

it's sort of ironic or something
( mictoboy zombies are shit, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:33, archived)

You mean like 10,000 spoons in Beijing?

( mediocre FISTING FULL THROTTLE, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:48, archived)

It may soon be too late
(2 posts down)

( Flowerpot If in doubt, shop Freebase's head onto it, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:34, archived)

I think she's the human, dude.
Not the dog.
( The Hedgehog From Hell badly-executed and not funny, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:33, archived)

hahahah

( mictoboy zombies are shit, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:34, archived)

do you want to?





I may be slightly drunk and acting a bit loose.... ; )
( b3th The Wicked Witch of the West Country, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:33, archived)

:)

( mictoboy zombies are shit, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:34, archived)

Christ
get a room
( The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:36, archived)

i've got a room!
i've got a few!

so nerr
( mictoboy zombies are shit, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:37, archived)

"It rubs the lotion on its skin..."

( The Great Architect We have a REALLY big Computer, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:39, archived)

^ wrong
Just.. so .. very.. wrong..

But right!! :)
( Jimmer still not dead at, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 22:01, archived)

haha, you go for it, this was sadly overlooked earlier

( The Great Architect We have a REALLY big Computer, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:28, archived)

I immediately thought of this when I first read the post
That will take some beating but beware, Archie usually has something up his sleeve :)

( Flowerpot If in doubt, shop Freebase's head onto it, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:29, archived)

Beau may very well clean up on this challenge :)

( The Great Architect We have a REALLY big Computer, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:30, archived)

Between you, Bo and Toasty
most challenges are pretty much open and shut cases
( b3th The Wicked Witch of the West Country, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:31, archived)

oh hush now
*blushes*
( The Great Architect We have a REALLY big Computer, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:39, archived)

Oh yes
but I am confident you will pull something out of your shiny leftfield hat :)
edit: that you keep up your sleeve

( Flowerpot If in doubt, shop Freebase's head onto it, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:33, archived)

just be a load of shit pictures
of yanks raising a comedy flag/cock/swing in Iwo Jima, A young, badly burned naked Japanese girl being chased by Gary Glitter/Jonathan King/Arthur C. Clarke or a Vietnamese citizen just about to be shot by a comedy gun.

Forgive me in advance if I don't see a laugh in this.
( Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:40, archived)

you? failing to see the funny side?
how rare
( mictoboy zombies are shit, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:42, archived)

Don't get me wrong.
I love a good war, but there is nowt funny about it. It's just better than bungee jumping.
( Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:43, archived)

Hahahahahahahaha
The sentence "don't get me wrong, I love a good war" is now imprinted upon my brain.

( Flowerpot If in doubt, shop Freebase's head onto it, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:50, archived)

an army or two
see what i did there
( god save the queen http://www.hatfield-anti-incineration.co.uk/, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:31, archived)

you beat me to it ;)

( The Great Architect We have a REALLY big Computer, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:31, archived)

ha!

( DogHorse lung nearly gave!, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:30, archived)

this wins already.

( Rapitinui dull as a coathanger, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:30, archived)

That's BRILLIANT.
Winner! I think this deserves a Panowie!
( Zumf Ham banjo, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:30, archived)

Hell yes!

edit: and deservedly FP'd, too!
( The Hedgehog From Hell badly-executed and not funny, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:31, archived)

Err... What's a "Pea"?
And please don't tell me it's a little green vegetable... :)
(working for a b3ta world because the world needs a giggle, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:32, archived)

Pea = pea roast = repost

( The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:33, archived)

It's a little green vegetable
posted many times.
(Monocromatico 's bosons are sold out, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:34, archived)

ROYAL MAIL SPROUT

( The Hedgehog From Hell badly-executed and not funny, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:36, archived)

A spoonerism for a repost

( Flowerpot If in doubt, shop Freebase's head onto it, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:35, archived)

Thanks!

(working for a b3ta world because the world needs a giggle, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:36, archived)

www.dictionary.mictoboy.co.uk/define/Pearoast/
( mictoboy zombies are shit, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:36, archived)

a really stupid spoonerism that people somehow seem to think makes their reposted images more acceptable

( Rapitinui dull as a coathanger, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:40, archived)

Surely a spoonerism is a spoonerism.
There can be no such thing as a really stupid spoonerism, just as there can never be a really clever spoonerism. Just a spoonerism.
( The Hedgehog From Hell badly-executed and not funny, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:44, archived)

fair call.
 
I just prefer to plaster my old shit all over the walls with NO APOLOGY
( Rapitinui dull as a coathanger, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:48, archived)

O NAPOLOGY
LOL
( The Hedgehog From Hell badly-executed and not funny, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:56, archived)

I must amicably disagree
titty prerrible).

Others work very well, and can be considered rather good, such as the famous "Well-boiled icicle", or "Smart fella" = "Fart smeller".

Or maybe wordplay just amuses me easily *shrug*
(LLamaBoy skived off work on, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 14:35, archived)

FP this now
or I'll bum your embassy
( Jacksonville believes God created evolution in 7 days, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:40, archived)

stunning!~

( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:42, archived)

I seem to remember this :)
Woo Yay
( Jahled 1.1%er, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 22:05, archived)

I've never understood why they are fighting each other.
If God/Allah loves them so much, why did he promise them both the same plot of land (and a fucking desert at that)?
( finnbar always employs the double tap, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 0:12, archived)

Congrats on the FP
I still can't read "I don't care who started it, I'll finish it!" without hearing our mum's voice internally.
( djtrialprice Officially not funny, I need my Modgazzer login :(, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 10:49, archived)

A wee pearost in return...
This one got an FP but it's similar in that it's also very long!

Kudos to you for point out the sheer childish stupidity we have to deal with in this damn world.



Hopefully I'm not just bandwagon jumping, but it's possibly, maybe, worth the pea too.
(clopinettes, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 14:43, archived)

Hey
It's funny cos it's true!
(ShaftManlike, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 23:58, archived)

M*A*S*H



Am I gonna get flamed?????
( Mstandot Twitter: @mattystan1972, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:27, archived)

pffft

( Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:28, archived)

Obviously not
I love mashed potato
(Papa Chocolat, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 21:30, archived)

And because mine is a pearost, I may be the first to enter the compo


Edit: well, the third :^P
(Monocromatico 's bosons are sold out, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:28, archived)

pffft
Top stuff

_{congrats on the third}
( The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:33, archived)

Fourth!
THAT's the way to get first....
;O)

( collapsibletank Psst...., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 22:23, archived)

This, surely...

*edit* If anyone's interested the NSFA more graphic animated version of this is on moid.org/ed/?C=M;O=D and yes, twas me who dud it...
( WiL Pantheist Bi Polar Polyamoric Pansexual, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:40, archived)

that's some high-tech shit right there.
 
and in no way homoerotic
( Rapitinui dull as a coathanger, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:42, archived)

It's a living, eh?
:s
( WiL Pantheist Bi Polar Polyamoric Pansexual, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:44, archived)

Park this: here


repost for compo
( mediocre FISTING FULL THROTTLE, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:47, archived)