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# we've all done the 'well how sharp can a scalpel blade be?' bit :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 23:22, archived)
# i cut my face when a string on my bass snapped and twanged me in the face!
it hurted and missed my eye by a centimeter.
owwy!
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 15 Jan 2009, 23:24, archived)
# ditto
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 23:25, archived)
# vicious beast the bass!
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 15 Jan 2009, 23:29, archived)
# Someone ice skated over my wrist when I was little.
Beat that.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 23:25, archived)
#
beat fuck
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 23:26, archived)
# surely its had enough damage without hitting it too?
you sicko
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 23:26, archived)
# A red and pink steamtrain ran over my foot while I was getting some ice creams for the kiddies in the neighbourhood
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 23:28, archived)
# *concedes defeat*
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 23:38, archived)
# managed to put mine through a pla†e glas window once
whilst naked in the shower,
we don't have a bolt on the toilet door and the shower is right next to it, my (8year old) sis wanted the toilet, I was 14 so there was no way I was gonna let her in, I put my hand on the glass....she turned the handle and kicked the door... result 17 stitches and all major blood vessels cut, 30 miles to the nearest hospital. not fun. I have had worse though, not bleeding mind, that one was a transfusion job.
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 15 Jan 2009, 23:36, archived)
# Ok, so you all beat me.
THUGS.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 23:42, archived)
# it hurted!!!
i feel a worst injury compo somewhere in the mist!!!
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 15 Jan 2009, 23:52, archived)
# Funky injury stories.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 15 Jan 2009, 23:26, archived)
# I never did this
for some reason, as a kid I believed scalpels were the sharpest it was humanly possible to make something, and that they should be treated with the kind of care levels reserved for hot acid and radioactive material
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 23:27, archived)
# when you're 4 these rules don't apply
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 23:41, archived)