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FOR SALE: Anne Franks drum kit, good condition hardly used. 1/2 shilling ono.

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(clefth33d, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 15:48, archived)

has she been repeatedly planting her head on the snare?

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 15:49, archived)

FLOOR TOM.

Be impressed, I know the name of the drum that I can carry.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 15:49, archived)

Floor Tom is watching you drum?

*gets all confused with 'in' sayings*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 15:52, archived)

It's the big round big one that isn't the middle one

which is the bass drum.

I also know a hi-hat sticky scaffoldy thing from a not-one-of-them (it's got a pedal on it).

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 15:53, archived)

That was more a riff on "Ceiling cat is....."

I know me drums, I do, my brother's a drummer.

Aren't the big ones called Crashes?

*hugs*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 15:58, archived)

I think so.

I don't know. Drummers never speak to me anyway, except my own.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 15:59, archived)

I do,

sometimes...

(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Tue 20 Jan 2009, 16:01, archived)

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 16:01, archived)

*butterfly net*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 16:06, archived)

gah...you

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 16:08, archived)

I know. Down with me.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 16:11, archived)

You wouldn't get much out of my brother.

He hardly even talks to his wife, 'new' people haven't got a hope.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 16:02, archived)

I can get people to shout at me.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 16:06, archived)

Drummers who don't speak to bass players

are asking for trouble.

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DogHorse plop, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 16:04, archived)

Mark,

if you're reading this: the reason I don't talk to you is not because you're a bassist; it's because you bore the socks off me.

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DogHorse plop, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 16:08, archived)

You talk about us like a different species.

Bred on a reserve somewhere in Wales and then sold to bands...

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Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 16:06, archived)

I was only tickling

the undercarriage of Nibe's 'ear burny' gland.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 16:07, archived)

*floors Tom*

needs more cowbell, etc.

I saw a pair of congitas the other day. I still think they should have been labelled congitae.

I nearly buyed them as I want to build a "percussion" kit*, but wasn't allowed.

*Yes yes yes I know, but I mean djembis and congas and bongos and such instead.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 15:53, archived)

I'm taking it you mean young Spanish senoritas.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 15:54, archived)

No.

Congitas. Like little congas.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 15:56, archived)

Please, take me more seriously.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 15:59, archived)

Please

Get my lame attempts at irony.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 16:01, archived)

get a dhol

they're great

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 15:54, archived)

Oh fuck yeah.

I went to see ADF the other day and Cyber did Dhol Rinse.

Ace. I broke my glasses and everything.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 15:55, archived)

oh no you di'nt

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 15:55, archived)

tonk tonk tonk tonk tonk tonk tonk

I might watch that again tonight. Like a baked potato.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 16:08, archived)

boom. tish. boom boom. tish

boom tish badda badda badda badda boom tish boom boom tish etc

:)

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 15:50, archived)

anne franks drum kit is still the best b3ta user name

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 15:50, archived)

haha

his sig was pretty good too, I seem to remember :)

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 15:53, archived)

Hahahaha!

*doesn't pea it out*
G'wan then!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 15:53, archived)

hahaha nicely

I didn't know Anne Frank was into pro wrestling!

Talking of completely fucking shit and useless things, I just found this on the back of my cough sweets wrapper:

(jlkgjsfhoj, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 15:54, archived)

*squints*

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 15:55, archived)

I bet they are inundated with requests

not

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 15:56, archived)

"Alternatively, scan it at mongo resolution and read it on your 42" monitor"

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 15:56, archived)

hahaha

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 15:56, archived)

Hahaha

Reminds me of years ago when I had to sign on. The form said on it, 'Please let us know if you require this in braille.'

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 16:13, archived)

What ever happened to the b3ard Anne Franks Drum Kit?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 16:12, archived)