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[challenge entry] The GOOSE HITTER!

edit: Yeah, even though it's my own thing, I keep reading it as goose hitler too. woo, I suppose.
Nuvva edit: go to www.idiotcorporation.co.nr by the way.

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(Not Mr Idiot Go to the amazing www.idiotcorporation.co.nr, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 22:29, archived)
# fuck them geese up

(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 22:31, archived)
# A masterpiece!
Wooyay! Look at his little horse face! The glee!
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 22:35, archived)
# I now have Smack My Bitch Up stuck in my head with those alternative lyrics
Lady Vengeance was a fantastic film btw!
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 22:36, archived)
# lady vengance is a great film
have you seen mr vengance ?...equally as good i think
(panda-chan i give good advice but seldom take it, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 22:54, archived)
# fookin depressing though!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 23:01, archived)
# Nope
Didn't' know anything about them until arrangedletters mentioned Lady Vengeance was on the other night, so I watched it. It's bloody good.
I've got Oldboy to watch some time soon, couldn't find Mr Vengeance but i'll keep my eyes peeled.
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 23:02, archived)
# watch oldboy quickly
before spielberg has a chance to butcher it.

I wish it wasn't true...

WILL FUCKING SMITH!

(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 23:46, archived)
# YOU CANNOT BE SERIOUS
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 23:48, archived)
# shit.
 
www.hecklerspray.com/spielberg-will-smith-set-to-make-old-boy-much-rubbisher/200817099.php
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 23:58, archived)
# :) glad you like it
all the vengeance films are gonna be harder to find as Tartan, the company that released them here, tanked last june.

:(

(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 23:40, archived)
# Goose Hitler you say?
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic 2 and Knuckles, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 22:34, archived)
# Gah
mindpiss :P
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 22:35, archived)
# double mindpiss
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 23:00, archived)
# Trebles all round!
GAAAH!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapscallion is it fashion or disease?, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 1:38, archived)
# Just me?


Edit: Sorry, forgot to say woo to the original :D
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 22:34, archived)
# no, that's exactly how i read it!
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 22:37, archived)
# We all spend far too much time on b3ta.
That or far too much time endorsing the Nazi party.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Wed 21 Jan 2009, 22:38, archived)
# a little from column a
a little from column b
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 22:41, archived)
# Me too
But I don't like to say incase people think I'm a Nazi.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Wed 21 Jan 2009, 22:37, archived)
# Ahha
Perhaps if your name was (...quickly googles for the German of General...shit it's the same...) erm, General Violence! Hahaha.

Edit: Wait wait wait, lets try that again.

Perhaps if your name was General Gewalttätigkeit! Ahahahaa
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 22:40, archived)
# JAWOHL, HERR GENERAL
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 22:48, archived)
# wow, how had I not heard of these guys before?
 
www.youtube.com/watch?v=DUKso4DsTwE
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 23:23, archived)
# God yes I thought thats what it was
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 23:18, archived)
# Fucking yes.
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Wed 21 Jan 2009, 22:35, archived)
# Some geese shouted at me in an obnoxious manner once
but they were greylag geese, not Canada geese, so that's different.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 22:46, archived)
# just cant *click* enough!
woo yeah!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 22:46, archived)
# Don't fret



...they're cnuts anyway
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 22:51, archived)
# Yeh, made me laugh
*Clicksy*
(Not Mr Idiot Go to the amazing www.idiotcorporation.co.nr, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 22:52, archived)
# I did a little lollette
(Super Jet Shoes, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 22:58, archived)
#
This is the currently suspended Mr Idiot here. If any mods come across this and read this without instantly suspending me, I ask you please to unsuspend the account Mr Idiot. I am really sorry about what I said, it was stupid, and I will never do it again. I shall be more observant, and make sure I know my audience before posting about possibly controversial subjects. I just didn't see the thread below, and am sorry. I would have apologized to whoever I offended, but I was suspended before I had a chance. So, please unsuspend Mr Idiot. Cheers if you do. If you don't, I will be really, really sad.
What is this^^^^
Waht did i miss?
Sounds like fun whatever it was

(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Wed 21 Jan 2009, 22:52, archived)
# A please unban me appeal thing
.
(Not Mr Idiot Go to the amazing www.idiotcorporation.co.nr, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 22:53, archived)
# Didnt know people actually reall got banned for real
thought it was just a rumour to keep teh plebs in line
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Wed 21 Jan 2009, 22:56, archived)
# I think he made some coarse joke about dying shortly after someone had written of their friend who died of cancer.
But my memory hazes.
(I helped save b3ta! zeltergiset, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 22:58, archived)
# The "dibs on the corpse" thing?
I'd be very surprised if that was enough to earn a real ban.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 23:00, archived)
# Seems pretty extreme.
But it's what was put forward as the reason last time I saw it being discussed on here.
(I helped save b3ta! zeltergiset, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 23:01, archived)
# mmmmmmm
Surely if that Vietnam picture of the guy getting shot in the head or the naked children running from the napalm, with their skin hangin off can be used as a meme, then anything does indeed go.
taking the piss out of a dead cancer victim seems mild in comparison.
And "dibs on the corpse" (im sorry)the way it was explained above, made me laugh.
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Wed 21 Jan 2009, 23:04, archived)
# The thing with stuff like that though is its offense level is all very personal.
The majority of us can detach ourselves from horrific Vietnam war scenes and jokes about paedophilia because those issues haven't directly affected our lives.

If his image seemed like a personal attack mocking the fact this person recently died of cancer then it may have appeared far more offensive than any of that.

Jokes about rape are only funny if you haven't been raped. If you have they're horrible.

I dunno, I wasn't here at the time.
(I helped save b3ta! zeltergiset, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 23:08, archived)
# In all fairness
You shouldn't post stuff for the whole internet to read if you can't take a few cunts being nasty about it.

But I wasn't there and so know nuffink except whats being said here.
(I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 23:18, archived)
# Yeah, I definitely disagree with the banning if that was the sole reason.
But if whoever did it was acting empathetically and impulsively I could sort of understand.
(I helped save b3ta! zeltergiset, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 23:21, archived)
# "dibs on the corpse" was Rathen
www.b3ta.com/board/7526238
it was a road accident not cancer if I recall

and now it's become a meme, how about that
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 0:24, archived)
# From what I've seen of how rob handles things
I'm guessing it must have been something pretty fucking extreme to earn a permanent ban.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 22:58, archived)
# now i really want to know what it was.
!
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Wed 21 Jan 2009, 23:02, archived)
# hum
 
I had a look and I really can't see anything worthy of a ban in the last posts on that account
www.b3ta.com/talk/5775670
that kind of carry on is tame for the talk board really

unless there was some really heinous shit that got deleted
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 23:21, archived)
# Banned from talk?
I thought the banning was from main!
.Who the fuck gives a ball of nob cheese about talk?
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Wed 21 Jan 2009, 23:33, archived)
# NOT I, FOR ONE
 
here is the last post on the real board then
www.b3ta.com/board/9048186

I think it's funny, but I would, wouldn't I
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 23:48, archived)
# WOW
even without the personal cancer joke, he managed to tick all the boxes!
.Looks like a steady stream of cockishness was rewarded.
.We all learn.
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Wed 21 Jan 2009, 23:58, archived)
# Well
the thread mentions an edit. I think the comment was probably changed.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 23:44, archived)
# needs more honk!
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 22:52, archived)
# With a pint of Stella
The drink of choice of hitters of various things
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 22:54, archived)
# you need to update the copywrite thing
at the bottom of the page you linked, it still says 2008
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 22:54, archived)
# You are write!
Shall be done!
(Not Mr Idiot Go to the amazing www.idiotcorporation.co.nr, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 22:01, archived)