Hello, all.

(Stmoo, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:00, archived)

Hahaha
Doh!
( Barbarossa You'll only know I've left when I don't come back, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:01, archived)

Michael Jackson thinking about small boys again?
;) So the question would be if Michael Jackson could build a time machine would he repair all the damage he has done to his career and children or would he bugger himself silly?
( maiden has nothing interesting to say... You still here?, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:01, archived)

Either way he's buggered.

Yeah, I just realized my comment makes no sense. Carry on.
( mofaha, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:05, archived)

Rumour has it that all the parts he's had removed have been re-assembled...
...and they're making their own album. It's also been further suggested that this "clone" is the supporting act on his next tour. :-)
(Stashie was YET AGAIN just outside the "win zone", Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:05, archived)

...under the name La Toya

( mofaha, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:24, archived)

he would have to build more than just a time machine.
as I found out a few days ago


edit - was this in the news letter? sorry if it was.
www.overthinkingit.com/2009/01/16/the-science-of-back-to-the-future/
(waxdart gave up standup today,, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:06, archived)

Flux capacitor ftw!

( Whato_Jeeves found a cunt on his balls on, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:07, archived)

Hmmm....
Maybe this is the root of all his issues.
(The If has remembered this site., Fri 23 Jan 2009, 8:12, archived)

If I could click this more biggly I would
As it's fab.
( A Vagabond his uzi weighs a ton, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:02, archived)

C-c-c-combo breaker!
Kiss ma badself.
( Whato_Jeeves found a cunt on his balls on, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:02, archived)

hahaha, that'll learn 'im
woo :D
( Jeccius 3DS friend code 4897-6337-7123, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:03, archived)

hahaha
edit: also still no new compo?
( epiphany coming live from Umeå, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:03, archived)

Yup...................I received the same text message.
It means the guy's KICKING himself for changing colour.
(Stashie was YET AGAIN just outside the "win zone", Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:03, archived)

haha :)

( prodigy69 ecky ecky ecky ecky pitang zoop boing, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:05, archived)

Hahaha yes.

( MadCatMan Lithium knackers my creativity, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:05, archived)

Hahaha
Lets face it they didn't have to be black, just in procession of a nose.
( riverghost bringing you bollock moustaches since, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:08, archived)

hahah
although Barry Obama and Lewis Hamilton are in fact the same person
( Gruffi Savalas This user is under construction, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:09, archived)

well you have just taken the joke from todays popbitch newsletter and made it a picture
but its been around for a while, can't remember which comedians it is originally. if any.

maybe frankie boyle or one of the mock the week types.
( connor, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:09, archived)

Yes, the joke in the popbitch mailout was good wasn't it.

( thiswasmyclone, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:10, archived)

ha well thought

( Dont point it at your face up the ass, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:11, archived)

Isn't Tiger Woods crap now?

( Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:12, archived)

He was injured for a while

( epiphany coming live from Umeå, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:13, archived)

Mazing
That's had me ROFL'ing and LMFAO...

Does anyone else think it's weird you don't see Janet and Michael together... hmmm
( mattyremf, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:13, archived)

some arsey comment about popbitch or something

( prodigy69 ecky ecky ecky ecky pitang zoop boing, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:14, archived)

not nice to
steal jokes
( connor, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:21, archived)

jokes are told and retold and then told again
in many different ways...in many different forms.

being arsey about hearing it before, is at the end of the day just being arsey about a joke.


and I like Stewart Lee
( prodigy69 ecky ecky ecky ecky pitang zoop boing, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:24, archived)

i cant say i'm arsed either way
just a well known joke that's all. or maybe i watch too much comedy.
( connor, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:31, archived)

well I've never heard it before and it got a click. :)

and live comedy is ace, I hope ma mates got the tickets for Jongleurs in Glasgow :)
( prodigy69 ecky ecky ecky ecky pitang zoop boing, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:33, archived)

Just...
...making an image of joke I got by text.

Apologies to the creator of the joke but surely posting that image here is the same as me telling the joke to the lads down the pub?
(Stmoo, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:25, archived)

nothing wrong with it
but if a band covered someone elses song. they would probably say it was a cover. but getting the joke from a mate down the pub is fair enough really.
( connor, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:37, archived)

if people stopped doing that, this place would be empty...
keep up the good work.
( prodigy69 ecky ecky ecky ecky pitang zoop boing, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:38, archived)

One of my pictures was hotlinked on the popbitch board for at least two days this week.
They said nice things about b3ta and provided a link here, so I decided not to goatse them. Fucking hell, it was tempting, though...
( The Hedgehog From Hell www.facejuggler.com, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 19:14, archived)

ignore the utterly original joke-writers in the audience
this made me chuckle. *click*
( drbroon drbroon.co.uk, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:47, archived)

this needs an FP!
*clicketyw00*
( sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 21:00, archived)

pfffffft
Whoops!
( Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 22:56, archived)

Woo
Yay

Hoopla
( Occulus Swallowed, instead of spat, on, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 0:32, archived)

only one of those people is actually black
if you have a white mother and a black father, you aren't black. I wouldn't normally care but it's beyond rediculous now.


*moanmoanmoan*
(hieronymous bosch darklord 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 0:39, archived)

Says who?
Is there a big rule book of black?
(Super Jet Shoes, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 1:52, archived)

Yes, there is.
I saw a copy of the book today in a Toronto branch of Chapters.
( flake keeps on trying 'til he runs out of cake, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 2:29, archived)

If you have a white mother and a white father you can still be black!
www.guardian.co.uk/theguardian/2003/mar/17/features11.g2

But even without this particular case your argument is not one I agree with. The actual pigmentation of a person's skin is not the determination of whether they are black or not. Ask a black albino, or MJ himself ;)
( Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 3:00, archived)

black is a state of mind.
All my family are white, but I'm black, for example.
( drbroon drbroon.co.uk, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 7:23, archived)

here, here....
Thank fuck its not just me who is sick and tired of all this "first black president" bollocks...
I bet there is some mighty pissed off mixed race people out there wondering when there will be a first "mixed race president"
Oh no, HE ALREADY IS!!!!
(dampwookie failing to understand everything from birth up to, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 17:02, archived)

You can have an English mother, English father
and English Grandparents, yet still play football for Ireland, if you're too shit to play for England.
( Roland E O'Dorant R Tape loading error, 0:1, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 0:37, archived)

haha!
but why so microscopic?
( zog why change it now?, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 1:50, archived)

So you can print them out and use them as commemorative stamps,
*waves*
( Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 3:07, archived)

oh my god, fnord!
you're STILL reading all the archives?
amazing!
and nice to see you!
( zog why change it now?, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 3:16, archived)

fan-
bloody-tastic! best fp for ages!
(HCowling couldn't think of a witty name, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 13:16, archived)

ha
true story
( Flash_Bastard, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 13:28, archived)

You and I
Have a lot in common, Mr Stmoo.
(Stu Moo winner of five nobble piece prizes, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 17:58, archived)

too fucking funny!
that is just too funny!
(mr_spongmonkey, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 19:38, archived)

..
(8)Annie im a paedo, im a paedo, im a paedo annie(8)
(Lord Chode, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 18:53, archived)