Michael Jackson thinking about small boys again?
;) So the question would be if Michael Jackson could build a time machine would he repair all the damage he has done to his career and children or would he bugger himself silly?
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Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:01,
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Either way he's buggered.
Yeah, I just realized my comment makes no sense. Carry on.
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Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:05,
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Yeah, I just realized my comment makes no sense. Carry on.
Rumour has it that all the parts he's had removed have been re-assembled...
...and they're making their own album. It's also been further suggested that this "clone" is the supporting act on his next tour. :-)
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Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:05,
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he would have to build more than just a time machine.
as I found out a few days ago
edit - was this in the news letter? sorry if it was.
www.overthinkingit.com/2009/01/16/the-science-of-back-to-the-future/
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Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:06,
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edit - was this in the news letter? sorry if it was.
www.overthinkingit.com/2009/01/16/the-science-of-back-to-the-future/
Yup...................I received the same text message.
It means the guy's KICKING himself for changing colour.
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Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:03,
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Hahaha
Lets face it they didn't have to be black, just in procession of a nose.
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Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:08,
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hahah
although Barry Obama and Lewis Hamilton are in fact the same person
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Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:09,
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well you have just taken the joke from todays popbitch newsletter and made it a picture
but its been around for a while, can't remember which comedians it is originally. if any.
maybe frankie boyle or one of the mock the week types.
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Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:09,
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maybe frankie boyle or one of the mock the week types.
Mazing
That's had me ROFL'ing and LMFAO...
Does anyone else think it's weird you don't see Janet and Michael together... hmmm
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Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:13,
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Does anyone else think it's weird you don't see Janet and Michael together... hmmm
jokes are told and retold and then told again
in many different ways...in many different forms.
being arsey about hearing it before, is at the end of the day just being arsey about a joke.
and I like Stewart Lee
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Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:24,
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being arsey about hearing it before, is at the end of the day just being arsey about a joke.
and I like Stewart Lee
i cant say i'm arsed either way
just a well known joke that's all. or maybe i watch too much comedy.
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Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:31,
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well I've never heard it before and it got a click. :)
and live comedy is ace, I hope ma mates got the tickets for Jongleurs in Glasgow :)
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Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:33,
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and live comedy is ace, I hope ma mates got the tickets for Jongleurs in Glasgow :)
Just...
...making an image of joke I got by text.
Apologies to the creator of the joke but surely posting that image here is the same as me telling the joke to the lads down the pub?
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Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:25,
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Apologies to the creator of the joke but surely posting that image here is the same as me telling the joke to the lads down the pub?
nothing wrong with it
but if a band covered someone elses song. they would probably say it was a cover. but getting the joke from a mate down the pub is fair enough really.
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Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:37,
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if people stopped doing that, this place would be empty...
keep up the good work.
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Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:38,
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ignore the utterly original joke-writers in the audience
this made me chuckle. *click*
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Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:47,
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only one of those people is actually black
if you have a white mother and a black father, you aren't black. I wouldn't normally care but it's beyond rediculous now.
*moanmoanmoan*
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Fri 23 Jan 2009, 0:39,
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*moanmoanmoan*
Yes, there is.
I saw a copy of the book today in a Toronto branch of Chapters.
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Fri 23 Jan 2009, 2:29,
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If you have a white mother and a white father you can still be black!
www.guardian.co.uk/theguardian/2003/mar/17/features11.g2
But even without this particular case your argument is not one I agree with. The actual pigmentation of a person's skin is not the determination of whether they are black or not. Ask a black albino, or MJ himself ;)
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Fri 23 Jan 2009, 3:00,
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But even without this particular case your argument is not one I agree with. The actual pigmentation of a person's skin is not the determination of whether they are black or not. Ask a black albino, or MJ himself ;)
black is a state of mind.
All my family are white, but I'm black, for example.
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Fri 23 Jan 2009, 7:23,
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here, here....
Thank fuck its not just me who is sick and tired of all this "first black president" bollocks...
I bet there is some mighty pissed off mixed race people out there wondering when there will be a first "mixed race president"
Oh no, HE ALREADY IS!!!!
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Fri 23 Jan 2009, 17:02,
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I bet there is some mighty pissed off mixed race people out there wondering when there will be a first "mixed race president"
Oh no, HE ALREADY IS!!!!
You can have an English mother, English father
and English Grandparents, yet still play football for Ireland, if you're too shit to play for England.
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Sat 24 Jan 2009, 0:37,
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So you can print them out and use them as commemorative stamps,
*waves*
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Fri 23 Jan 2009, 3:07,
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