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# Can everyone do me a favour?
I have lived my life for too long without McVities marketting a Jaffa Donut.

This must be dealt with. Could everyone who has fuck all else to do contact them (at www.unitedbiscuits.com/contact.php), so that hopefully this deplorable situation can be resolved amicably.
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 11:07, archived)
# no
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 11:07, archived)
# You don't like the idea of a Jaffa Donut?
?
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 11:08, archived)
# i don't like you detracting from the image i bothered to create
with words, i spent a while making it, how long did it take you to type this?
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 11:11, archived)
# about a couple of seconds.
So what? In no way have I detracted from you, unless you have some kind of paranoid top-of-the-board vanity issue.
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 11:13, archived)
# you've attracted the sad negativity that permiates this forum.
(I helped save b3ta! k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 12 Mar 2009, 11:20, archived)
# *decides to be happily negative instead*
Edit: I wasn't having a pop, squire.

*digs out an old one to cheer the lad up*

(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 11:23, archived)
# oh no offence taken or anything :S I just buggered off
my code no worky :(
(I helped save b3ta! k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 12 Mar 2009, 11:40, archived)
# Indeed. Oh well...
I'm fairly certain that negativity reflects worse on the perpetrator than the recipient, so I'll happily be a punchbag for people to work out their issues.
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 11:26, archived)
# *puts on tin hat*
LURKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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a member for 7 years, 3 months and 8 days has posted 47 messages on the main board
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send me a message
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 12 Mar 2009, 11:07, archived)
# Fucking hell.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 11:09, archived)
# Yes, as you can see from my signiture, I am well aware.
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 11:09, archived)
# see if you can find time to read the FAQ
Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 12 Mar 2009, 11:10, archived)
# I have read it...
...and I'm not exactly sure which part you are referring me to.
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 11:23, archived)
# There are precious things here
Is it OK to post a new message on the main board without a picture?

Generally not; your thread will be better received on the talk board, where discussion is encouraged. If you have tailored your post specifically for the image board, please be considerate to others; the board only holds 15 threads at a time and it's not fair to push somebody else's hard work into the archive just so you can say, "Ha ha ha... I bought new shoes."

If you just want to talk nonsense and chat to people, then you should go to the talk board where you can gabber on about anything you like and not worry about upsetting the people who make pictures.

If you want to discuss a link, the best place to do so would be the links board.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 12 Mar 2009, 11:31, archived)
# Roger that.
I stand corrected.
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 11:44, archived)
# I know impressed me too!
userID499!
That's even older than my initial account!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 11:10, archived)
# Oh dear
Oh dear Oh dear Oh dear Oh dear Oh dear Oh dear Oh dear Oh dear Oh dear Oh dear Oh dear Oh dear Oh dear Oh dear Oh dear Oh dear Oh dear Oh dear Oh dear Oh dear Oh dear Oh dear.

Think you'd learn after seven years! World class lurkage.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 11:08, archived)
# Quite.
I'm hugely impressed.

This has cured my internet jadedness.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 11:14, archived)
# Goodie:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 11:15, archived)
# winks
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 11:15, archived)
# Wrong Board
(I helped save b3ta! Big Ian has stopped changing his sig, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 11:08, archived)
[challenge entry] You're a fart
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 11:09, archived)
# Compo it
He's about to fire the afterburners and take flight!
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 11:14, archived)
# Those who didn't have anything to do have now found something to occupy their time.
RAPING YOU IN THE FACE WITH A RICIN TIPPED SPIKE.

Or thereabouts.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 11:09, archived)
[challenge entry] I dunno, that could be a compo entry, after all, it's got a font in it
(I helped save b3ta! k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 12 Mar 2009, 11:11, archived)
# YES!!!1!!!!!ONE
(I helped save b3ta! Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 11:14, archived)
# If only you had realised, even crudely,
what said donut would look like...

edit:And what's with giving a company an idea for free.
Other Jaffa cake makers exist, who might like your idea.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 11:10, archived)
# Why don't you just buy normal jaffa cakes and punch a hole in the middle?
(I helped save b3ta! k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 12 Mar 2009, 11:10, archived)
# Whilst I applaud your striving for justice on this matter.
I'm afraid I have to do this:

(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 11:14, archived)
# Oooh, I haven't seen him for a while!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 11:16, archived)
# He was resting.
There was this *one* Tuesday, my goodness, he so very nearly lost it.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 11:19, archived)
# He was a kind of proto-Henry.
Thank fuck for the full-blown production Henry, I say.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 11:23, archived)
# One of the last off the line at Longbridge, he was.
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 11:24, archived)
# this has caused me much glee sir
I am forever* in your debt

*approx 30 seconds in actual reality
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 12 Mar 2009, 11:17, archived)
# Then, my work here is done*
*checks to-do list*

Oh, bugger.....
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 11:21, archived)
# hahaha
*checks mine also*
SHIT!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 12 Mar 2009, 11:23, archived)
# what a ruddy good idea
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 11:16, archived)
# Why thankyou.
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 11:18, archived)
# Congratulations. No, really, I am very impressed. It's very good news. I'm genuinely happy. Look, this is my happy face.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 11:17, archived)
# \o/
Every time!..
(I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 11:23, archived)