German Zoo Love


From the Fluffy Disasters challenge. See all 335 entries (closed)

(Vitalbalistix . No. The other one., Wed 15 Apr 2009, 21:39, archived)

hahaha
yes!
( Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 21:39, archived)

hahahaha perfect! :D


this wins
( prodigy69 uncle 2.0, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 21:40, archived)

haaaaaa!
(I loves this!)
( BubaMan is dead centre on the B3ta bell-curve, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 21:40, archived)

pfffffft :D
what a way to go :)
( Earl Otterby Goodbye and no thanks for the fish, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 21:40, archived)

For you Stan
( Earl Otterby Goodbye and no thanks for the fish, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 21:43, archived)

That song is older than me!!!
_cunt
( Mstandot, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 21:47, archived)

sorry sir
only joking, I will stop now
( Earl Otterby Goodbye and no thanks for the fish, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 21:47, archived)

Don't misunderstand Stan is from Sheffield so what he's saying
is "That song is older than my cunt!" ;)
( maiden it probably wasn't my fault after all, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 21:57, archived)

My cunt??
Tha' must be older than me.
I can't tell a word tha' sez!!
( Mstandot, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 22:04, archived)

hee hee hee...
...killer care bears!.... :D
( atomic A-bomb a nation, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 21:41, archived)

Aceness!
Fluff overload
( Mstandot, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 21:41, archived)

Oh yes
That's 255½ types of lully.

( Flowerpot watches through the railings as they play, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 21:43, archived)

excuse me
where the fuck is my USB cable?
( SiX hermione granger's sex ed teacher, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 21:43, archived)

Oh sorry,
I borrowed it.
( but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 21:46, archived)

Sticking out of a USB port on your box thingy

( Flowerpot watches through the railings as they play, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 21:46, archived)

What the hell is going off in the sauce?
haha
( maiden it probably wasn't my fault after all, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 21:44, archived)

Some German women, jumped into the polar bear exhibit because she wanted to die
The polar bear was doing her wishing and was nomin on her
( Earl Otterby Goodbye and no thanks for the fish, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 21:45, archived)

I can think of many things that are not very good ways to die
this is one of them - do you have a link?
( maiden it probably wasn't my fault after all, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 21:47, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=pGL0P08O8tU
( Earl Otterby Goodbye and no thanks for the fish, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 21:50, archived)

I didn't read the entire story
Did the bear nomm her to death?

( Flowerpot watches through the railings as they play, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 21:47, archived)

no, they pulled her out
they also dropped her back in, they were just teasing the bears
( Earl Otterby Goodbye and no thanks for the fish, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 21:48, archived)

I would subscribe to a newspaper written in your style

(Sister Nutmeat, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 21:52, archived)

good

( Earl Otterby Goodbye and no thanks for the fish, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 21:53, archived)

see for yourself
( kingsuperspecial is a Barbie horse, I have my own shower of course., Wed 15 Apr 2009, 21:47, archived)

haha
"The woman has proved herself to be careless by jumping into the enclosure," a police spokesman said afterwards. "Logic tells us that polar bears will do this type of thing in this situation."

Well, no shit Sherlock!
( maiden it probably wasn't my fault after all, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 21:52, archived)

I love the Werner Herzog-ness of the following statement:

"The woman has proved herself to be careless by jumping into the enclosure," a police spokesman said afterwards. "Logic tells us that polar bears will do this type of thing in this situation."
EDIT: Mindpiss ahoy!
( mozza http://indmill.com, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 21:53, archived)

I love the way the german policeman says "schmerg merm schmerg merm schmerg merm"
and "logic dictates schmerg merm schmerg merm"
( Discomeats I like pies!, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 22:00, archived)

Wenn ist das nunstück git und slotermeyer?
Ja beiherhund das oder die flipperwaldt gersput.
( kingsuperspecial is a Barbie horse, I have my own shower of course., Wed 15 Apr 2009, 22:03, archived)

den flippenschmängel mit kleinem nerbspauchfaust hat bleibt hier auf 1967!
O_o
( Discomeats I like pies!, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 22:05, archived)

hahahahaha! brilliant
( mozza http://indmill.com, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 21:51, archived)

:D

( HappyToast sorted on, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 21:53, archived)

Dear moderators,
Please FP this.

Regards,

Maximinimus
( Maximinimus: just keep swimming, just keep swimming, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 21:59, archived)

Hahaha!

( mediocre *canned laughter*, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 22:01, archived)

This wins all
Woooooo
( Jahled So boring, you'll pass out saying my name, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 22:12, archived)

YES!
We have a winner already! Next compo, please!
(Monsieur Brain Surgery - It's not Rocket Science!, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 0:11, archived)

ha ha ha ha
brilliant!!!
( @><|= w0nu!) AKA chadder - but is still a ****, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 0:19, archived)

*actual lols*
:D fantastic
( ms morbo 003 days since last meltdown, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:00, archived)

This is
one of the funniest things I've seen in ages. Just wants to hug her and make feel better ahh.
(Peacocke, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:55, archived)

this could not have been better
brilliant work!
(augsav, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 15:32, archived)

Awwww
Huggles n' that.
( Tart Monkey, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 21:20, archived)