Awww... he didn't mean it


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( Joe Scaramanga - One Week Left To SPONSOR ME: SEE MY PROFILE NOW!!!!!, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 9:52, archived)

*loves this proper big style*

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 9:52, archived)

:D hahaha
a bandwagon is born
( Floppy Donkey CZARS!, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 9:53, archived)

Awww
This is aces
( Bela Lugosi's Dad clueless egg cunt, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 9:55, archived)

Awwww - Poesje Miaow!
*wants a cat*
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock our time is running out, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 9:56, archived)

Me2
but I live in a shitty flat and find it unfair for a luvly kittycat that they can't play and kill birds outside.
( Floppy Donkey CZARS!, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 9:57, archived)

Get an old lady cat from a shelter.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 9:57, archived)

I've got one
who is exactly as the Cap'n describes him.

Old lady owner died, we take him from the shelter, he sits on the bbokcase all day and does nothing
( Joe Scaramanga - One Week Left To SPONSOR ME: SEE MY PROFILE NOW!!!!!, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 9:58, archived)

Old lady cats are awesome. Very low expectations.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 9:59, archived)

unfortunately
mine has a look of permanent fear on it's face.

and he keeps hiding
( Joe Scaramanga - One Week Left To SPONSOR ME: SEE MY PROFILE NOW!!!!!, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 9:59, archived)

:S FritzlCat.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:00, archived)

bwahahahaha...
I wondered where my blue file had gone
( Joe Scaramanga - One Week Left To SPONSOR ME: SEE MY PROFILE NOW!!!!!, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:09, archived)

Check your kitchen walls for small kitten sized doors.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:09, archived)

haha
priceless
( Floppy Donkey CZARS!, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:13, archived)

Weve got a rescue type
from a cattery once they had so many kittens then no good to them

Its a umm dunno what brand. It had never been outside a cage so had to teach it to run. Even now it runs like a burk. But we love it. Someone has to..


( Boff Keep Calm and Carry On, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:09, archived)

I think mine is broken

( pzyko is a whaler on the moon and carries a harpoon, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:10, archived)

ha ha ha
*cuddles*

ARG - poisonous barbs!
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:11, archived)

No
it needs recharging with electrickery

/woo
( Boff Keep Calm and Carry On, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:11, archived)

He has Stewie's body!

( b3th icon sponsored by mongychops, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:12, archived)

That be a Burmese

( beckyjsbx FAH Q, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:13, archived)

Could be a Tonkanese as well.
But if it's cats with movement problems there's always Charlie:D

www.youtube.com/watch?v=dJQG6V1MOVY
( riverghost Discomeats likes pies, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:28, archived)

Aww how sad :-(
very nice you took him :).
( Floppy Donkey CZARS!, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:15, archived)

Ears too big for a Burmese
Could be a Havana, which has Oriental bloodlines... nice kitty either way.
( Shazzoir As seen in the '80's, but 30 years older..., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 11:49, archived)

YOU
*pounces*
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 9:57, archived)

*is happily bundled to the floor*
*hugs*
Hello lovely!
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock our time is running out, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 9:58, archived)

How goes it, my most favouritest gruntfuttock?

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 9:58, archived)

Fresh coffee has been garnered, I've got some Smetana on iTunes,
The yanks won't be around for another 4 hours, all is reasonably well with the world.

Apart from the passing of the wonderful Mr Freud, that is :(
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock our time is running out, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:01, archived)

We all have to pop off at some point. Bless him.
I am tealess. This must be rectified.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:03, archived)

still no coffee?
: (
( b3th icon sponsored by mongychops, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:05, archived)

No, I'm good with it again
it's just the coffee here is mingmingming.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:06, archived)

*nips round to Apostrophe to get the Cap one of their divine double shot lattes*
:D
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock our time is running out, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:08, archived)

Could I have a black latte please?
Yes, yes I know.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:09, archived)

Tricky, but I'll see what they can do.
I'll get you a cake, too. The cakes are fab.
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock our time is running out, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:12, archived)

\o/ caaaake
Thank you very much.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:15, archived)

make mine an americano, guatamalen, blacker than malcolm x at midnight in a cellar
mmmm.... if only I could motivated myself to get up...
( Tom O'Bedlam Fuck Boom Rapist, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:11, archived)

So, no milk, then?
;-)
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock our time is running out, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:13, archived)

no milk, whitey, no milk

( Tom O'Bedlam Fuck Boom Rapist, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:17, archived)

and we're definitely not up the stick?
*crosses fingers*
( b3th icon sponsored by mongychops, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:08, archived)

I wish.
Nah, no babby for Capn.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:12, archived)

you wish? Seriously?
I may be weird, but I have absolutely no understanding of the human need to reproduce.

I mean, I see children the same way I see any other person - some of them are absolutely lovely, but I wouldn't want some random one placed in my house for the next eighteen years.

Plus, children are selfish and self-obsessed and ungrateful and demanding.

I get enough of that from mr b3th and the dog.
( b3th icon sponsored by mongychops, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:18, archived)

I am the broodiest woman I know.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:20, archived)

Is that one of your new pussycats?
TJ

Listen carefully this is important news from the real world. Jaffa cakes at Sainsburys are half price. Yup a full box for 49p. It's the moment we've all been waiting for. The revolution has arrived.
( Boff Keep Calm and Carry On, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 9:57, archived)

Oh shut up, I'm dead hungry.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 9:58, archived)

nom nom
I have a box open now

nom nom

..but my tea is all gone. Life is one challenge after another
( Boff Keep Calm and Carry On, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:01, archived)

KARMA that is.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:03, archived)

No, there are still imaging issues with my new ones
but fuck my cats... to the sainsbury's !!!!
( Joe Scaramanga - One Week Left To SPONSOR ME: SEE MY PROFILE NOW!!!!!, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 9:59, archived)

They've been on offer for a while
I've been hitting them for the past two weeks

nyom nyom nyom
( emvee I wanna do bad things to you, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:11, archived)

Ohhh!
lully!
( Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 9:57, archived)

I likes this ALOT *click*

(Octo , Bum Bum Bum Bum Bum Bum Bum Bum, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 9:58, archived)

( Bela Lugosi's Dad clueless egg cunt, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:00, archived)

:)

( mediocre *canned laughter*, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:35, archived)

HOVER TONGUE
WANTS YOUR BLOOD
(Tetigi can't be bothered with apathy., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:01, archived)

that cat loves tomato sauce

( BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:02, archived)

YUM

( mediocre *canned laughter*, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:14, archived)

This is well done.
Woo
( BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:01, archived)

awww
she loves the buildings and yet she hurts them :(
(cakeburglar - The nemesis of Mr Kipling, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:01, archived)

this is wunnerful
yes
( spacefish is imaginary oh, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:02, archived)

*purrrrrr*

( pzyko is a whaler on the moon and carries a harpoon, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:03, archived)

yays
bags not cleaning its litter tray!
( riverghost Discomeats likes pies, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:03, archived)

Hahaha, this is just like my cat and a pile of DVDs, on a daily basis
;)
( mediocre *canned laughter*, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:08, archived)

bastard!
I was going to do an animation of that tonight

Damn you work for getting in the way!
( HappyToast sorted on, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:10, archived)

Hahaha excellent!

( Barbarossa, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:12, archived)

nice one that man
and congrats for that down there somewhere.
( god save the queen hardly ever original, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:18, archived)