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[challenge entry] woah there Yoshi.

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(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:52, archived)
# Hahahaha
This even makes ME want to join the police force :)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:52, archived)
# you want to ride a lizard?
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:54, archived)
# It's a raptor
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:55, archived)
# 99% sure
a raptor is a kind of lizard
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:58, archived)
# WRONG:
it's a soft cheese
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:59, archived)
# its vision is based on moonwalks
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 14:03, archived)
# it has an endoskeleton made of
adam ant ium
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 14:04, archived)
# :P
A raptor is actually a bird.

A velociraptor was a type of dinosaur, which doesn't necessarily make it a lizard.

/not as pedantic as tribs but very nearly blog
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 14:00, archived)
# i looked it up the other day if scientists had finally agreed whether dinosaurs were cold or warm blooded
they're still arguing about it.
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 14:01, archived)
# yeah
once they decide they stop getting paid to argue.

It's a bit of a disincentive...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 14:04, archived)
# Sorry but
Whilst raptors and lizards are in the same class (Reptilia), they are different Orders:

Lizards (Order: Squamata, Suborder: Lacertilia)
Raptors (Superorder: Dinosauria, Order: Saurischia, Suborder: Theropoda)

Isn't wikipedia lubberly?


(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 14:03, archived)
# you don't?
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:55, archived)
# I'd only fall off
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:57, archived)
# half the fun is falling off
then seeing if you can climb back on before you get eviscerated.
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:58, archived)
# and be eaten
raptor riding is something you have to be born good at, cos you can't practise it.
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:58, archived)
# This and LAZER POLICE makes me want to hide in a shelter and not come out.
Until I've found some guns.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:57, archived)
# Have you tried smashing any wooden crates you come across
or going in any rooms you've not previously been in and scanning the middle of the floors?
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 14:02, archived)
# or bumping into any odd coloured sections of wall and grunting?
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 14:04, archived)
# or USEING the LAMP on the SWITCH
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 14:08, archived)
# Or murdering anyone that runs towards you
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 14:10, archived)
# Too busy telling people they can't cure bee sting allergies with hypnosis.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 14:10, archived)
# joyriding, you say?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:54, archived)
# Primeval is really shit isn't it.
The only good bit was in the very first episode when pixie girl from Steps or whatever was walking around in her pants

edit: www.youtube.com/watch?v=m0QMShbcudU WOOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:54, archived)
# ^ this muchly
Demons was better ffs and that's been axed after one series
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:56, archived)
# that was SUPER SHIT!
Glennister's accent FFS!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:56, archived)
# is that the one with the brit doing an awful american accent or the one with the yank lady from stargate doing a very silly english one?
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:58, archived)
# Brit with American
Even with all of it's shiteness combined it was still FAR more entertaining than Primeval
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 14:00, archived)
# I strongly disagree with the first part of your statement
but I strongly agree with the second!

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Truth be told, I do quite like Primeval, I'm liking the back-story they're developing about what is really going on
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:56, archived)
# you are wrong and right in that order
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:57, archived)
# I disagree and agree respectively
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 14:01, archived)
# They only did that in the first episode?
I would have thought they would have crowbarred that in every week.

Something for the dads, as they say in tellyland.

I've only watched it once... found it a bit meh... but astill better than Denmons
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:56, archived)
# She did it for most of the first series
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:57, archived)
# Or you could just watch some porn.
To save yourself a little bit of time, and avoid having to pay attention to a shoddily written bit of drama.

Unless of course you watch porn where they shoehorn in some shoddily written bits of drama.
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 14:00, archived)
# redtube.com it is then
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 14:01, archived)
# Ahhh, saturday teatimes with the family watching some hard-core Dutch porn
You just can't beat it
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 14:02, archived)
# Oooooh...
That takes me back...
*starts to daydream whistfully*
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 14:04, archived)
# the first time I ever became aware that scat even existed was in Amsterdam
shit and farmyard animals all in one go. Bless the Dutchies!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 14:05, archived)
# Jazz music has a lot to answer for
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 14:06, archived)
# that is the only episode i've seen
blah blah, time travel blah, PANTS, blah blah, big giant bat or sumthink,, blah.
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:56, archived)
# Yes, dino woos!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:59, archived)
# top shadowage
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 14:04, archived)
# OH bloody hell yes
"All shoplifters will have their faces ripped off and their guts eaten in the street."
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 14:07, archived)
# Fucking ACE
COMPO it!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 14:13, archived)
# Wait...isn't that...
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 14:16, archived)
# terrific!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 14:28, archived)
# COR!
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 14:53, archived)
# That is great
Who wouldn't respect the police if they had raptors?
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 14:50, archived)