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From the Shop The Police challenge. See all 290 entries (closed)

( HappyToast B3ta Art Auction http://b3ta.com/links/749374, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 19:52, archived)

Unfortunately with them I'd be a bruised rectangle.

( Ttssattsr Hurry, potato delicious., Sun 26 Apr 2009, 19:54, archived)

bruised rectum tangle

( Shada, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 20:05, archived)

^This^
Lovely as ever
(Colostomy Bag Explosion got bored of looking for porn on, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 19:54, archived)

He's not going to do much good, his 'elmet is blocking his vision.

( Mu, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 19:54, archived)

Use the Force Luke!

( HappyToast B3ta Art Auction http://b3ta.com/links/749374, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 19:55, archived)

I'd love to be burgled by a Sontaran

(__, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 19:54, archived)

That has to be about the strangest comment I have ever read on this place
have a click
( Jahled 1.1%er, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 19:58, archived)

FRONT PAGE THIS NOW

(__, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 19:59, archived)

euphemism ahoy!

( The Great Architect We have a REALLY big Computer, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 19:58, archived)

I'd probably be a burglar, I've got the outfit for it at least

( Shada, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 19:56, archived)

Have you got a black lightning bolt?

( Ttssattsr Hurry, potato delicious., Sun 26 Apr 2009, 19:57, archived)

yeah, it's for getting away from the target. blasting through the air like the silver surfer.

( Shada, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 19:58, archived)

NYEEEEOOOWWWWWWSSSHHHHWWWwwwww

( Ttssattsr Hurry, potato delicious., Sun 26 Apr 2009, 19:59, archived)

TOASTY PEOPLE!
ALERT ALERT TJ: b3ta.com/links/NINJA_SQUIRRELS
( SkUG updated your profile, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 19:57, archived)

hahaha
love it:)
( E Dubya, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 20:22, archived)

You are simply the woo

( Jahled 1.1%er, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 19:58, archived)

I would be a free man that's where I'd be....
I mean.. a...

oh..

bum.
(arrangedletters is not a daily mail reader..., Sun 26 Apr 2009, 20:09, archived)

that's what they WANT you to think!
sheeple!
( mictoboy zombies are shit, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 20:11, archived)

If this doesn't win
I shall get violent.
*Hits "I like this" with oversized hammer*

( Flowerpot If in doubt, shop Freebase's head onto it, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 20:14, archived)

*watches, helpless, as "I like this" falls down the stairs*

( The Hedgehog From Hell www.facejuggler.com, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 20:16, archived)

/Requests 2nd corroners report
on the corpse of "I like this".
(Metalfish Hasn't had a sig since, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 20:20, archived)

Ver noice!
*clicks*
( WiL Pantheist Bi Polar Polyamoric Pansexual, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 20:29, archived)

Nope


And


(Richy_T is back on two wheels, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 20:33, archived)

you'll need an awful lot of bullets
to keep all those angry people at bay once you start shooting
( HappyToast B3ta Art Auction http://b3ta.com/links/749374, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 20:37, archived)

Replace 'bullets" with 'policemen'
and the sentiment is parallel. Ish.

EDIT: Sneaky dyslexic edit.
(Metalfish Hasn't had a sig since, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 20:43, archived)

Yes. I don't have many of them standing outside my door.
To be honest though, I like the police in general at the low levels, even though there are a few bad apples. It's just that

1)The police really aren't there to protect you. Firstly, they can't be and secondly, why expect someone else to do what you won't do for yourself

and

2)It's the upper levels that are responsible for the bad image of the police at the moment. They put emphasis on the minor crimes (drugs, speeding) at the expense of serious crimes and fail to castrate the actual bad apples. We all know the stories where heads should have rolled but a wall of silence was thrown up. Though I think it's the politicians that are setting the example there.

Anyway, I like happytoasts pics for rehabilitating the image of the police. Just thought I would have a play with them.
(Richy_T is back on two wheels, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 21:04, archived)

Heh,
You're a little bit more to the right than myself, but I broadly agree with you.

Toast's point very well made even if the question is strawman-ish.

Look, what I'm trying to say is any argument put to you in simplistic terms is usually a lie by over-simplification, and toast's excellent post is not an exception to this rule.
(Metalfish Hasn't had a sig since, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 21:15, archived)

Actually, I shy away from the right.
I'm more for individual liberty and responsibility than anything. A two dimensional view of politics is much more accurate than the left/right dichotomy

www.theadvocates.org/quizp/index.html
(Richy_T is back on two wheels, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 21:20, archived)

If you think I'm not aware this
I refer the honourable gentleman to that last sentence of the post to which he replied.

:P
(Metalfish Hasn't had a sig since, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 21:41, archived)

pah.
You just have to stand there and say " which one of you pricks isn't going home tonight?"
( Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 20:49, archived)

the burglar's clearly the coolest of them all
tho the rapist is always well turned out with his shirt and tie.
( discomeats COME BACK MOGGY! FOR GREAT JUSTICE!, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 20:45, archived)

Is it possible to have all the popular page?
Well done you
( Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 22:03, archived)

may we please have one of these pictures...
...with the cast of "Hot Fuzz"?

edit: Well, I'm an idiot.
(The Incredible Sulk giggled about "Reinforced Gusset" envelopes, on, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 3:54, archived)

i'd say
this be a more realistic representation of teh old bill


(BumbleFlap Geekius Maximus, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 7:00, archived)

perhaps, but then it wouldn't fit the challenge

( HappyToast B3ta Art Auction http://b3ta.com/links/749374, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 7:33, archived)

^this

(the_spoon I am Jack's lack of talent, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 12:39, archived)

One word...
...stunning! *click*
( Ninj Skol 9% ABV FTW, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 10:25, archived)

This is very good, and I have clicked it
but the word you are looking for is 'fewer'.
( b3th The Wicked Witch of the West Country, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 10:27, archived)

fixed, ta :)

( HappyToast B3ta Art Auction http://b3ta.com/links/749374, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 10:50, archived)

The police should have commisioned you
to make posters for them. now the nutbag who made those awful blue ones
(The Ear-Trumpet Addicting is NOT a word., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:45, archived)

I hope you're making money from this sort of thing.
You could even post them on the internet.
(KipperFillets Is laughing in Gritty's face, on, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 12:48, archived)

sadly no, not by a long shot
I have to do other work to pay the bills that doesn't involve much drawing
( HappyToast B3ta Art Auction http://b3ta.com/links/749374, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:08, archived)

I feel your pain
ditto here.
( bruised_blood has no bruises, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:37, archived)

gah! when will the world learn?!

( HappyToast B3ta Art Auction http://b3ta.com/links/749374, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:45, archived)

Waaaay late to the party, but it needs to be said, sir.
Bloody brilliant.

*clicks*
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:25, archived)

^

( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 20:51, archived)

Brilliant
You have a talent sir.
(robbersdog, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 8:52, archived)

Needs a semicolon
or maybe a hyphen.
(Seebeedee, Fri 1 May 2009, 14:55, archived)

thinks back to the happy days of 2002
and Gorbals police threatening to plant heroin and a knife on me if I didn't stop chasing the local scallywags who were bricking in my windows. If I asked them to help me stop them doing it I was told that if I couldn't deal with the situation myself I shouldn't be living in an area like that. At the time I lived in a house across the road from the bloody police station

as you were
(albinomeatpod, Fri 1 May 2009, 17:28, archived)