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(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 10:57, archived)
# :D
who's the girl?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 10:58, archived)
# Capn!
*huggles*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 10:58, archived)
# TRELLIS
*gropes*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:01, archived)
# Phwoar!
:D
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:02, archived)
# What's crackalacking, holmes?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:02, archived)
# Curled up on the sofa waiting for repairman
In desperate need of bacon and don't want to go and start cooking it cos it's the one thing guaranteed to make him turn up.

How's Wowville?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:05, archived)
# Bow chicka wowow.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:06, archived)
# and you don't want him to turn up
as you take a nude photo of yourself for three posts time . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:09, archived)
# Pfffft, 21k?
That's not a milestone, that's just a pleasingly round number. 25k's my next one
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:11, archived)
# oh well . . .
back to the old telescope through the window then


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:15, archived)
# Tired...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:14, archived)
# she's clearly jealous
looking at her flat chest . . . C];0)


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 10:59, archived)
# I am totally The Hedgehog From Helling that emoticon.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:00, archived)
# That must be it.
That's why us ladyb3tans, with our exquisite breasts, are all fine with it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:01, archived)
# *applauds*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:07, archived)
# Picture or gtfo!
=D
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 12:16, archived)
# Quien es esa niña?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 10:59, archived)
# No, you're DUTCH.
Silly.

er...

whuu is de gjirl?

Terrible racism there.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:00, archived)
# Light up my life, so blind I can't see
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:01, archived)
# You're all broken.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:02, archived)
# Inherit my life
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:03, archived)
# WHAT
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:04, archived)
# Okay
First, I was quoting Madonna lyrics, then Pantera lyrics.

How are you today?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:15, archived)
# Shattered :-(
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:17, archived)
# How so?

/edit: sorry, have to go into a meeting now :(
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:20, archived)
# Have fun!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:21, archived)
# Dutch or Flemish?



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:01, archived)
# You're a nonsense.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:02, archived)
# would a nonsense have created THIS!?



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:04, archived)
# TANGERINE MUZZLE
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:04, archived)
# Clearly they are scotch eggs
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:05, archived)
# Erm!
Yes. Nothing else would.
(waxdart hello., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:05, archived)
# She's either having a "happy fit"
or has just stepped on an electrical cable
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:02, archived)
# wacky inflatable waving arm flailing tube person.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:03, archived)
# ha ha I keep breaking into that type voice in the pub
....*suspects he now knows why no one stands near him at the bar anymore...*
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:05, archived)
# I'm having windmills for lunch today
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:03, archived)
# am I being punished for taking the piss?
You can take the piss out of me, just accuse me of talking like princess Beatrice like everyone else does.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:04, archived)
# Heh, no.

You're really not. I'm just a bit...lightheaded.
I will eat a sandwich now and all will restore to normal ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:16, archived)
# Madonna:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:05, archived)
# ningles
you delightful piece of wonderfulness condensed.

*huge hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:08, archived)
# *cuddles*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:15, archived)
# *living room lovls*
(Laughs out very louds)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 10:58, archived)
# Hahahaha!
BEWBS=CASH!

'ning!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 10:58, archived)
# True fact
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 10:59, archived)
# Hahaha

Re: boobs. If a girl has them, you have to them. This is no pseudo-porn. Just realism.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:00, archived)
# That cash should be in an ISA!
or pissed up the wall somewhere.
(waxdart hello., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:00, archived)
# 1) boobs
2)
3)
4)
5)PROFIT!!
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:00, archived)
# This is probably a most successful business model
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:01, archived)
# It is for Bruun's government
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:02, archived)
# Oh wait no
That should be
1) Borrow
2) Borrow
3) Borrow
4) Borrow
5) Profit
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:02, archived)
# ha ha ha
you missed out the bit where it borrowing is spent on the wrong things -- someone should put a banner outside the treasury which reads:

"never waste a perfectly good recession"

as I think I've mentioned before, the South Koreans are getting a high speed rail infrastructure and L.E.D lighting out of their recession... we get ... to keep the bankers in jobs.

*waves very small flag*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:07, archived)
# 'ere!
have you paid the necessary tax on that very small flag?
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:11, archived)
# flag tax?
Maaaaaan...

*hands over a squigillion dollars*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:12, archived)
# *sings Rule, Britannia*
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:33, archived)
# Great financial minds like you
should be running the UK economy :D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:02, archived)
# I'd start by privatising all the boobs
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:05, archived)
# Haha
What gas mask did you buy?
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:01, archived)
# An industrial one.
Probably useless when it comes to fending off evil virus', but it looks cool!
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:18, archived)
# Now I'm intrigued
I bought my S10 a few years ago with 2 brand new canisters. It cost me something like £20 for the lot and they are selling for much more than that now.

What can I say? It makes part of a good haloween costume ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:27, archived)
# hahahahhahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:01, archived)
# ebay.

yiff yiff cha ching

that is all.
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:01, archived)
# I propose we all run around naked in the rain.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:02, archived)
# *strips off*
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:03, archived)
# *is fired*
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:03, archived)
# WRONGFUL DISMISSAL
take em to the cleaners!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:11, archived)
# I'm doing it now!
The wonders of wireless interwebs!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:06, archived)
# :D
I was already naked - preparedness is next to Godliness... also I'm posting from Jail.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:10, archived)
# This is true...
REAL sad and lonely pervs that aren't getting any don't draw boobs.

They sit in darkened rooms with stacks of faded, stuck together Razzle magazines and bottles of Jack Daniels, crying gently while rocking backwards and forwards, trying to figure out where it all went wrong, and why no-one talks to them anymore. It's not like it used to, with friends and partners, somehow the good times all just evaporated and left this useless shell of a person with no hope, no future, no anything.

The rain outside seems to call to those people, to lure them into wearing dirty raincoats and loitering outside London Zoo, hoping to see that teenage mum they saw coming out of Spar last week, with the low slung trousers on. That's about as good as it gets these days, a cheap, grotty thrill at the hands of a stranger's pimply arse-crack.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:03, archived)
# Razzle magazines ?
We have the internet now you know!
(waxdart hello., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:06, archived)
# I considered the internet / grooming route for this mini-Loach epic...
but I felt more at home with analogue pr0n...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:08, archived)
# You're at home with analogue porn?
you need to get out more :)
(waxdart hello., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:09, archived)
# Yes, yes I do.
stares at the river of rainwater leaking down the walls.

So much to do though.... So much to do.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:12, archived)
# *adjusts "sigmund" spectacles*
Very gutt Very gutt, We progress ya? Shall ve book you in for anozer session next week same time?
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:06, archived)
# I think I'd better...
the meds aren't working very well.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:10, archived)
# I'll have you know it's Gordon's and White Heather
definitely not Jack Daniels.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:10, archived)
# Gordon's and White Heather sounds a little exotic....
Is that some kind of Aussie brain zombification liquid?
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:11, archived)
# nope that's just my present alcohol stocks
about two gulps of each left, I need to visit a bottle-o soon.

Mixing them together is...interesting...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:13, archived)
# Call it a science experiment and get paid to demonstrate the effects!
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:14, archived)
# I'm getting paid to mark maths assignments again
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:16, archived)
# Close enough.
You may take my sordid tale and offer it to someone as your current job description.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:24, archived)
# I applaud your strategy, sir
 
www.godhatesfurries.com/index.php?p=dealing
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:05, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 10:40, archived)
# hahaha
Plus if you didn't Chloe wouls boob you to death.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:06, archived)
# what a sad upleasant woman.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:10, archived)
# MITS!
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:11, archived)
# smug and defensive.
now that's art.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:14, archived)
# Like it like it like it
The last pay off image is so beautifully executed I had to show my appreciation.

Thanks for the smile
(I helped save b3ta! rowlification 今は今, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:17, archived)
# hahahaha
so are you drawing Gold Digger like you dreamed or is this all private dodgy stuff you're being paid to do?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:34, archived)