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# Aporkalypse Now
Following comment on twitter (where else?).

Aporkalypse Now
(I helped save b3ta! geekchic, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:35, archived)
# On a whatter now?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:36, archived)
# I love the smell of swine flu in the morning.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:36, archived)
# I love the smell of bacon in the morning
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:43, archived)
# The US pig "industry"...
...had to issue a notice to Americans that you can't get the flu from eating pork (or bacon).
(I helped save b3ta! geekchic, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:46, archived)
# Interesting thing I saw yesterday, the WHO (yeah, Pete Townshend et al) are calling it an "International event"
And Reuters reported it as being officially an "internatioanl emergency".

Also, I absolutely guarantee at some point on American TV last night a news anchor said

"AND - Is pig flu coming to your area, are you, to put it bluntly, going to die? Find out after these commercials"
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:49, archived)
# The poultry industry said that during bird flu outbreak
"as long as you cook it til it's frazzled.....and wash your hands afterwards


then they slaughtered 100,000's of bernard mathews
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:58, archived)
# such a shame
I was with you right up until the point where you mentioned twitter and now I'm weeping openly.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:36, archived)
# ..like a festering sore
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:37, archived)
# yes
... or a horsecock
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:38, archived)
# *clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:45, archived)
# ooh yes please... I've been looking for something to dip my chips in.
/not a euphamism blog
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:38, archived)
# ...from a festering sore
*shaped like a horse, not as big as a horse's
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:46, archived)
# Any excuse:
*hates*

(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:45, archived)
# haha :D
so....

much....

doody....
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:49, archived)
# oink oink oink oiiiink oink, Oink oink oink ooiiiiiink oink, Oink oink oink Oiiink oink, Oink oinkoink oiiiiiink.
/piggywagner blog
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:37, archived)
# Bwahahahahaha!
Superb!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:19, archived)
# COVER ME PORKINS!
Why aren't they wearing somberos?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:38, archived)
# Because they're wearing jolly ones instead?
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:39, archived)
# ... they're not wearing
anything
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:42, archived)
# Dorty little bastards!
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:43, archived)
# they like to watch
cows
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:44, archived)
# Wacky Bull, disguised as a pig?
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:44, archived)
# Wacky Bull
and his easily led astray Piggy friend Spineless Porky
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:46, archived)
# Spineless Porky is so convenient for gammon though.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:49, archived)
# or indeed any popular family boardgame
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:50, archived)
# Apocalypse sow
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:48, archived)
# We whole-hoggedly approve this pig-related japery...

(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:16, archived)
# Awwwwww.
Luvvlee lickle mwchin dee
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:38, archived)