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# Quick...think of an alibi

EDIT: changed for historical accuracy! ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! mozza pinvin.com, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:14, archived)
# "chef"
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr Hurry, potato delicious., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:14, archived)
#
hahaha! "I...er...was cooking"
(I helped save b3ta! mozza pinvin.com, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:15, archived)
# *Got mustard gassed and went a bit bonkers in hospital*
(phew thank god she only asked me about the 1st war)
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney in a state of "not", Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:15, archived)
# *click*
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:15, archived)
# hahaha
good point. Everyone knows the WWII was called the Spendid War!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost needing a wee since, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:33, archived)
# I painted zee picture of the fallen madonna with ze big boobies
Alternatively :
I went from port to port. I'm a dirty bugger.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:15, archived)
# I vas ein Corporal
und then I wrote ein book...ZAT IS ALLES!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:17, archived)
# He left his butt plugs on the floor for his kid to play with.
Pervert.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat loves Choctopus milkshakes, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:17, archived)
# Hooray for hitlr
(I helped save b3ta! Cockweasle, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:17, archived)
#
that is ein happy hitler
(I helped save b3ta! mozza pinvin.com, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:18, archived)
# that's not hitler
it's the one white leg that gives it away
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 17:49, archived)
# I would have gotten away with it too...
if it weren't for you meddling kids!*


*Brain Fart
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:18, archived)
# I saw a (slightly dull) documentary about people who are related to hitler.
such as his sister, and nephew - how fucked up would it be to have hitler as an uncle.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:20, archived)
# I wonder if statistically speaking everyone has a murderer or other equally bad criminal
somewhere in the last say...500 years of their family tree.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney in a state of "not", Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:22, archived)
#
Possibly the most embarrassing uncle ever.
(I helped save b3ta! mozza pinvin.com, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:22, archived)
# mmmh
I think Lionel Blair would fight for that position
(I helped save b3ta! Shinigawa This isn't going to have a happy ending., Thu 25 Jun 2009, 12:23, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:22, archived)
# ZER IST NO EFFIDENSS ZAT I DID ANYSINK!
(I helped save b3ta! Gruffi rust wrangler, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:24, archived)
# Can't come up with an alibi . . . wait . . . CHEESE !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:25, archived)
# vehr gut
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon www.monkeon.co.uk, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 23:16, archived)
# "Befehl ist Befehl"
(said in a wistful voice)
(I helped save b3ta! Linbox emigrates next Thursday, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 12:07, archived)
# Blakey?
From "On The Buses"?

Must admit - it does look very like him. (But yes yes yes, I know it's Hitler).
(nasalhair The Twix guy!, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 16:06, archived)
# hahahaha
excellent
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon drbroon.co.uk, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 17:24, archived)
# The Great War?
I believe he fought in the trenches.
(Flid James carry on, mongs, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 17:37, archived)
# Won an Iron Cross.
And supposedly lost a testicle, but probably not.
(Ikea Boy, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 18:47, archived)
# Beaches?
But did he fight them on the beaches?
(Touji Bugger me sideways!, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 20:19, archived)
# Well, he was a feisty bastard...
(Flid James carry on, mongs, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 21:29, archived)
# cheers
I logged on to point this out, abiding by the "someone is wrong on the internet" principle.
(mmmkay, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 21:08, archived)
# Oh good.
I hate to be sad alone.
(Flid James carry on, mongs, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 21:29, archived)
# no
this makes no sense to me either

great war was WWI not the other american financed jobbie

only jokin american friends, you finance the new wars
(haffy, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 1:35, archived)
#
The original propaganda poster was from WWI. With hindsight, perhaps I should have removed the word 'Great' and uncapitalised the 'W' on the word 'War' (although some people would still have pointed out that the poster was originally from WWI)

I was laughing too much at Hitler's face to notice ... :)
(I helped save b3ta! mozza pinvin.com, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:43, archived)
# Yes...
in my rush to be a pedantic cunt, I have neglected to say that this is pretty funny, Great War or not.
(Flid James carry on, mongs, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:06, archived)
# the joke you were trying to tell us funny, indeed
now you've told it right, and everyone's happy. apart from Jacko.
(mmmkay, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 12:14, archived)
# Haha, oh God.
He looks so pensive.

"Vhat did I do...? Vhat have I done...?"
(I helped save b3ta! Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 5:36, archived)