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# Quick...think of an alibi

EDIT: changed for historical accuracy! ;-)
(, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:14, archived)
# "chef"
(, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:14, archived)
#
hahaha! "I...er...was cooking"
(, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:15, archived)
# *Got mustard gassed and went a bit bonkers in hospital*
(phew thank god she only asked me about the 1st war)
(, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:15, archived)
# *click*
(, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:15, archived)
# hahaha
good point. Everyone knows the WWII was called the Spendid War!
(, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:33, archived)
# I painted zee picture of the fallen madonna with ze big boobies
Alternatively :
I went from port to port. I'm a dirty bugger.
(, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:15, archived)
# I vas ein Corporal
und then I wrote ein book...ZAT IS ALLES!!!
(, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:17, archived)
# He left his butt plugs on the floor for his kid to play with.
Pervert.
(, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:17, archived)
# Hooray for hitlr
(, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:17, archived)
#
that is ein happy hitler
(, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:18, archived)
# that's not hitler
it's the one white leg that gives it away
(, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 17:49, archived)
# I would have gotten away with it too...
if it weren't for you meddling kids!*


*Brain Fart
(, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:18, archived)
# I saw a (slightly dull) documentary about people who are related to hitler.
such as his sister, and nephew - how fucked up would it be to have hitler as an uncle.
(, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:20, archived)
# I wonder if statistically speaking everyone has a murderer or other equally bad criminal
somewhere in the last say...500 years of their family tree.
(, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:22, archived)
#
Possibly the most embarrassing uncle ever.
(, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:22, archived)
# mmmh
I think Lionel Blair would fight for that position
(, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 12:23, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:22, archived)
# ZER IST NO EFFIDENSS ZAT I DID ANYSINK!
(, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:24, archived)
# Can't come up with an alibi . . . wait . . . CHEESE !
(, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:25, archived)
# vehr gut
(, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 23:16, archived)
# "Befehl ist Befehl"
(said in a wistful voice)
(, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 12:07, archived)
# Blakey?
From "On The Buses"?

Must admit - it does look very like him. (But yes yes yes, I know it's Hitler).
(, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 16:06, archived)
# hahahaha
excellent
(, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 17:24, archived)
# The Great War?
I believe he fought in the trenches.
(, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 17:37, archived)
# Won an Iron Cross.
And supposedly lost a testicle, but probably not.
(, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 18:47, archived)
# Beaches?
But did he fight them on the beaches?
(, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 20:19, archived)
# Well, he was a feisty bastard...
(, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 21:29, archived)
# cheers
I logged on to point this out, abiding by the "someone is wrong on the internet" principle.
(, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 21:08, archived)
# Oh good.
I hate to be sad alone.
(, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 21:29, archived)
# no
this makes no sense to me either

great war was WWI not the other american financed jobbie

only jokin american friends, you finance the new wars
(, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 1:35, archived)
#
The original propaganda poster was from WWI. With hindsight, perhaps I should have removed the word 'Great' and uncapitalised the 'W' on the word 'War' (although some people would still have pointed out that the poster was originally from WWI)

I was laughing too much at Hitler's face to notice ... :)
(, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:43, archived)
# Yes...
in my rush to be a pedantic cunt, I have neglected to say that this is pretty funny, Great War or not.
(, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:06, archived)
# the joke you were trying to tell us funny, indeed
now you've told it right, and everyone's happy. apart from Jacko.
(, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 12:14, archived)
# Haha, oh God.
He looks so pensive.

"Vhat did I do...? Vhat have I done...?"
(, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 5:36, archived)