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[challenge entry] 'And so Jesus placed Peters feet into the Footspa 2000......'

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(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 0:37, archived)
# Peters expresion is the best.
"if the fucker tickles my foot I'm going to punt him in the bugle"
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 0:40, archived)
# also,peters sandles look like they were just flung on the ground rather than placed, i think they are both gagging for it
*the guy at the table holding his head is on shrooms*
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 0:41, archived)
# Just laughed so loudly about your 'shrooms comment that i woke the missus up!!!
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 0:46, archived)
# whoops, tell her i said sorry
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 0:52, archived)
# I told her to go back in the under-stairs cupboard and replace the duct-tape.
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 1:11, archived)
# Jesus looks like a girl in that picture.
Would.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 0:40, archived)
# Ninja Assassin Jesus is about to snap his fucking ankle
and tombstone the gunt
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 0:41, archived)
# jesus, you bastard!
peter is clearly asleep, jesus is trying to make him piss himself by plunging his feet into the warm bubblyness!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 0:41, archived)
# is peter sitting next to a fish? :D
(gtfomh, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 0:42, archived)
# : D
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 0:43, archived)
# haha this^^
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 0:44, archived)
# I can also clearly see a fish.
and a cat and a dog.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 0:44, archived)
# They just plaiced that there too fool you
it's a red herring or it represents the sole ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 0:45, archived)
# is that a toothless Dorian Gray behind him?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 0:45, archived)
# and who the fuck is hiding under his elbow?!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 0:48, archived)
# It's a weasle of course
all the saints carry a hidden weasle under their robes, just in case.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 0:51, archived)
# Well make up your mind
under their robes or just in case?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 0:53, archived)
# They have a weasle in a case under their robes
can I make it any clearer for you!!

hehe
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 0:54, archived)
# Clear as mud
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 1:00, archived)
# Then my work is done
/confusion blog
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 1:01, archived)
# WHERE'S MY MILKS?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 1:06, archived)
# My milkshakes bring all the boys to the yard...
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 1:07, archived)
# i'm not surprised
they're trying to find out where the fuck all this milk is coming from
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 1:11, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 1:15, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 1:17, archived)
# FEEEEEESSHHH!
golden tench, methinks
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 0:48, archived)