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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Tue 29 Sep 2009, 11:02,
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STOP!
crucifixion time
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Victor Meldrew,
Tue 29 Sep 2009, 11:04,
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Haha see below
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Tue 29 Sep 2009, 11:12,
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The Lord Jesus Christ is not a big fan of hammers
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Barbarossa is not my real name,
Tue 29 Sep 2009, 11:04,
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Oh dear that hadn't even begun to occur to me...
/creeping senility blog
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Tue 29 Sep 2009, 11:06,
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there's nothing in the Bible that says they used hammers to crucify him
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Tue 29 Sep 2009, 11:12,
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Yeah...
but what the Bible meant to say is that they did
/christian get out clause #261
dont click that... it's not a link... stupid board
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Tue 29 Sep 2009, 11:21,
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Hammers are the accepted way of driving nails through hands and into wood
everyone knows this
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Barbarossa is not my real name,
Tue 29 Sep 2009, 11:25,
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hahaha yes
I was using the but-it-doesn't-say-so-in-the-Bible argument
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Tue 29 Sep 2009, 11:32,
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Ahhh, well played
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Barbarossa is not my real name,
Tue 29 Sep 2009, 11:33,
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But he was a carpenter
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Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant,
Tue 29 Sep 2009, 12:00,
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shurrup
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Barbarossa is not my real name,
Tue 29 Sep 2009, 12:04,
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Of course
he probably resented being forced to become a carpenter by Joseph.
"I hate you! You're not my real dad!!" *emos*
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Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant,
Tue 29 Sep 2009, 12:14,
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Parachute pants
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while,
Tue 29 Sep 2009, 11:04,
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Hahahahahahahahah...
*Click* :)
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Ninj,
Tue 29 Sep 2009, 11:07,
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Sir flatters me...
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Tue 29 Sep 2009, 11:11,
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Oh tish tish
:D
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Ninj,
Tue 29 Sep 2009, 11:12,
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Oh my lord, thank you for blessing me
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Tue 29 Sep 2009, 11:33,
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