I mades a photoshoppage.
I started to make it this morning when people were talking about squids but my shoppery is so slow and not-very-good I only finished it now. So here it is anyway totally out of context but I made it so I'm posting it. So there ner.
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Fri 11 Dec 2009, 1:03,
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well...
he has to poo from somewhere and I didn't want to draw a bumhole so I left the beak in.
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Fri 11 Dec 2009, 1:09,
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Haven't we all?
*EDIT*
And I can't belieeeeeve nobody's said: "Here, squitty squitty squitty squitty" etc yet.
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Fri 11 Dec 2009, 1:17,
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And I can't belieeeeeve nobody's said: "Here, squitty squitty squitty squitty" etc yet.
Does it scorn also?
All the cats I have known have scorned simple human things like doors in favour of ridiculous exits such as windows, or non-human doors CUT INTO human doors.
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Fri 11 Dec 2009, 1:16,
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One of mine
refuses to use the catflap unless I wedge it open. She just doesn't like it flapping shut on her and has been known to stay outside for days if the catflap is shut while she's out.
Another of mine cost us delays and additional costs in building work because we live in a conservation area and the new double glazing took a while to be approved by the local council. But when it arrived I realised it opened the wrong way - we needed it to open from the bottom because the cat will only enter and exit the house through the open window.
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Fri 11 Dec 2009, 1:22,
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Another of mine cost us delays and additional costs in building work because we live in a conservation area and the new double glazing took a while to be approved by the local council. But when it arrived I realised it opened the wrong way - we needed it to open from the bottom because the cat will only enter and exit the house through the open window.
They are confusing creatures.
It's simpler with dogs. I open the door, they go out. I open it again, and shout for them to come back.
They stay out.
I try calling and waving food. They ignore.
I go all the way through the house to get my shoes, put them on, walk out into the garden, just get to the grass and without fail they will dart past me and into the house. Every time.
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Fri 11 Dec 2009, 1:24,
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They stay out.
I try calling and waving food. They ignore.
I go all the way through the house to get my shoes, put them on, walk out into the garden, just get to the grass and without fail they will dart past me and into the house. Every time.
I want a dog :(
Sadly our current lifestyle precludes doggy-ownage. I used to have a German Shepherd and he was completely mad. I loved him to bits despite his madness.
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Fri 11 Dec 2009, 1:30,
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Aww
I had a german shepherd when I was younger. He was born only a short while before me, so we were pretty much the same age. Except he was a dog, so 7 times my age. or something.
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Fri 11 Dec 2009, 1:36,
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Honest thankyous, everybody.
everybody.I'm not kidding when I say my photoshoppage skills are somewhat lacking in the skillage department. Inspiration also passes me sadly by too and I am constantly amazed and frequently gladdened by the wit and artistry that I find myself amongst here at b3ta. *sniff*
/emotional speech
normal service can now be resumed
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Fri 11 Dec 2009, 1:17,
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/emotional speech
normal service can now be resumed
Pretending one knows wot one is doing
goes a hell of a long way, y'know.
Look at London, for example.
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Fri 11 Dec 2009, 1:29,
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Look at London, for example.
LOL!
And the traffic there goes just as fast as my pixel pushing.
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Fri 11 Dec 2009, 1:33,
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I looked at your bostin' pic for ages trying to spot what was so crap about it.
Couldn't find it.
Maybe the pic's actually good. Did you consider that?
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Fri 11 Dec 2009, 1:37,
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Maybe the pic's actually good. Did you consider that?
Awwwww :)
Thankyous honestly. I just need to shop faster that's all. By the time I got all the blending layers just right the thread had long gone past squid/octopus related stuff. Had I posted it at the time I can guarantee there would have been many cries of anguish at the badly joined up octopussy.
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Fri 11 Dec 2009, 1:42,
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