Venn vill he realise....


From the Explain Stuff With Maths challenge. See all 259 entries (closed)

(fuxtix doesn't fuck sticks, Thu 24 Dec 2009, 0:07, archived)

..does that make him a twunker?

(--++--++-- Earl of Rottingham, Thu 24 Dec 2009, 0:08, archived)

I liked that bit in The Thick of It
"You've gone from the man people love to hate, to the man they just hate. From Simon Cowell to Piers Morgan"
( zeltergiset, Thu 24 Dec 2009, 0:08, archived)

Let's face it.
Every bit in The Thick Of It is great. Except when it ends.

( wuffle, the b3ta bunny doesn't have fleas anymore, Thu 24 Dec 2009, 0:13, archived)

The sum of all cunts.

( Colonel Boris Kangaroos are jumped-up rabbits, Thu 24 Dec 2009, 0:09, archived)

funny :)

( herman:D, Thu 24 Dec 2009, 0:47, archived)

Ha ha!
Also: It's Christmas eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeve! Mince pies and cake and fairy lights and glittery shit!
*bounces*
( Crystal Meth "Free" and "three" are not homophones, Thu 24 Dec 2009, 0:10, archived)

Just wrote out our Christmas food shopping list
and everything begins with a "c".
( Colonel Boris Kangaroos are jumped-up rabbits, Thu 24 Dec 2009, 0:12, archived)

You forgot the sprouts.

( An Egg said something clever, Thu 24 Dec 2009, 0:13, archived)

No I didn't....
*boke*
( Colonel Boris Kangaroos are jumped-up rabbits, Thu 24 Dec 2009, 0:14, archived)

:)

( An Egg said something clever, Thu 24 Dec 2009, 0:16, archived)

Turkey?
Pork? Bacon? Stuffing? Potatoes? Bread Sauce? Parsnips?

( wuffle, the b3ta bunny doesn't have fleas anymore, Thu 24 Dec 2009, 0:17, archived)

Bacon makes it into the list.
BBQ dinner for us. Buggered if I'm doing a roast in this heat with a cold...
( Colonel Boris Kangaroos are jumped-up rabbits, Thu 24 Dec 2009, 0:26, archived)

*passes box of super-soft kleenex*
That'll learn me to assume everyone here is covered in snow :)

( wuffle, the b3ta bunny doesn't have fleas anymore, Thu 24 Dec 2009, 0:30, archived)

Ta!
The last time it snowed here was 1836 and they're still not sure if it was snow or just slushy hail...
( Colonel Boris Kangaroos are jumped-up rabbits, Thu 24 Dec 2009, 0:37, archived)

OH SHIT CHRISTMAS
brb shops
( zeltergiset, Thu 24 Dec 2009, 0:13, archived)

They might be shut...

( Crystal Meth "Free" and "three" are not homophones, Thu 24 Dec 2009, 0:17, archived)

There's a 24 hour Asda just down the road a bit from us.
And two 24 hour Tesco's just a little further on. I can give you directions if you like.

( wuffle, the b3ta bunny doesn't have fleas anymore, Thu 24 Dec 2009, 0:18, archived)

There's a proper mall in Glasgow open 24 hours at the moment apparently
And electricity has only just reached you up there, I hear.
( zeltergiset, Thu 24 Dec 2009, 0:20, archived)

Gah!
Flashbacks of the Buchanan Galleries and Shoppinghell Street at Christmas...
( Colonel Boris Kangaroos are jumped-up rabbits, Thu 24 Dec 2009, 0:29, archived)

What's a proper mall, merkin dude?

( Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Thu 24 Dec 2009, 0:33, archived)

I originally typed shopping centre
But then I thought people might think I meant Tescos plus an adjoining Costa and a newstand, rather than a full-blown smorgasbord of shops.

In conclusion: MNNNN.
( zeltergiset, Thu 24 Dec 2009, 0:35, archived)

A carrier pigeon brought me a battery, but I don't know what to do with it.

( Crystal Meth "Free" and "three" are not homophones, Thu 24 Dec 2009, 0:37, archived)

yay......hope you've been good all year......Santa knows
:)
( E Dubya, Thu 24 Dec 2009, 0:13, archived)

arf

( E Dubya, Thu 24 Dec 2009, 0:11, archived)

hahha
:D
( herman:D, Thu 24 Dec 2009, 0:48, archived)

Needs more Max Clifford

(KeenBean objects to this comma, Thu 24 Dec 2009, 0:13, archived)

he should fit into this chart very nicely

( E Dubya, Thu 24 Dec 2009, 0:16, archived)

Nothing needs more Max Clifford
Except maybe sites of imminent nuclear tests.
( Colonel Boris Kangaroos are jumped-up rabbits, Thu 24 Dec 2009, 0:17, archived)

image challenge now online: venn diagrams of people i dont like

( Shada, Thu 24 Dec 2009, 0:27, archived)

It's funny
'cos it's true
( the ghost of last tuesday, Thu 24 Dec 2009, 0:28, archived)

Magic

(Bob the Scutter, Sat 26 Dec 2009, 3:20, archived)

:D

(arrangedletters is not a daily mail reader..., Sat 26 Dec 2009, 5:07, archived)

So he's not a twat, wanker or cunt?
The text is meant to go in the circles, isn't it?
( Quijibo Esq. BSc. Stop ITV! http://dontruinthecrystalmaze.com, Sun 27 Dec 2009, 21:10, archived)

I make it that he's a
twankunt.
(Bob the Scutter, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 1:14, archived)