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( Ian Woosnam, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 11:16, archived)

heheheheh!
"Weaseling out of things is important to learn; it's what separates us from the animals! ......Except the weasel"
( theoriginalsteve "Evil will always triumph because good is dumb", Thu 21 Jan 2010, 11:18, archived)

What's black and white and red all over and falls out of trees?
Rocquefort!




oh, hang on, that's not right....
( bilbobaileybarneybobs @bilbobarneybobs- tweet tweet!, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 11:21, archived)

the fruit of the Schindler's List Tree

( theoriginalsteve "Evil will always triumph because good is dumb", Thu 21 Jan 2010, 11:23, archived)

Roquefort?

(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 12:42, archived)

Hahaha
I approve of this.
( Quijibo Esq. BSc. Stop ITV! http://dontruinthecrystalmaze.com, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 11:18, archived)

Yay!
*uses as excuse for tired old whoring*


( A Vagabond , a bovine masturbation century, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 11:22, archived)

what's the difference between a weasel and a stoat
one's weasily distinguished, the other is stoatally different.

dur.
( camp freddy wants to get under a duvet on, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 12:39, archived)

No that's bollocks - weasels are scum, stoats is upper class.
As I have shewn above.

SCIENCE.
( A Vagabond , a bovine masturbation century, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 12:48, archived)

*snort*
click
( venezuelan beaver cheese is mortally afraid of spoons, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 21:40, archived)

Err is that an err mine company

( CanonCaliber Not dead, I'm now offline in wildest Cumbria, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 11:22, archived)

Alright, alright
Don't have kittens.
( A Vagabond , a bovine masturbation century, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 11:23, archived)

What do you use to comb a cat?
A catacomb!
(Dad Joke, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 11:29, archived)

No it's just a comb.
A catacomb is a sort of mass grave.
( A Vagabond , a bovine masturbation century, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 11:41, archived)

Oh, this is great!

( Crystal Meth "Free" and "three" are not homophones, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 11:25, archived)

:D

( HappyToast was waiting for the Dredd trailer on, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 11:39, archived)

oh noes!! :(

( prodigy69 's World of Stuff, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 11:42, archived)

hahahaha
this gets a clickety click
( FIEND, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 11:48, archived)

this is absolutely fabulous :D

(arrangedletters is not a daily mail reader..., Thu 21 Jan 2010, 11:56, archived)

aw poor bunny
*protects bunny from weasel*
( Ysol ab abl blap, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 12:21, archived)

Ha ha!
Excellent
( El Cid ...wing attack plan R..., Thu 21 Jan 2010, 12:45, archived)

hahaha!
great stuff!
( enceladus, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 16:19, archived)