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(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 7:57, archived)
# Very nice
but why does Omid Djalili think that simply 'being Iranian' is funny? Oh, I don't understand the world anymore.

Oh...*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 8:00, archived)
# "but why does Omid Djalili think that simply 'being Iranian' is funny"?
... Well, it worked for Ahmadinejad

(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 8:22, archived)
# wacca wacca
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 8:24, archived)
# I've always thought this
And doesnt it border on racism at times? LOL you english people are so stupid, in Iran we'd do THIS LOL!

Can you imagine a british comedian doing the same on Iranian TV?
"LOL you Iranians are so LAME with your supid culture, us British are MUCH better ROFL"
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 8:22, archived)
# Well it worked for Nick Griffin
oh no you di-int!
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 8:25, archived)
# ZOMG.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 8:28, archived)
# it's cos he's getting US to laugh at OURSELVES
and actually its not really ourselves we are laughing at, but other British people who aren't like us.

in other words we are simply laughing at other people

ning other people!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 19 Feb 2010, 8:30, archived)
# Has another *sniff* has anyone got a wife or a girlfriend or does anyone have any female friends or know *sniff* know what a woman is?
Yeah well women, right, get this, how come they take so long to get ready?

/standup
(I helped save b3ta! zeltergiset, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 8:34, archived)
# *canned laughter*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 19 Feb 2010, 8:36, archived)
# Why did the chicken cross the road
BECAUSE I'M IRANIAN.
(I helped save b3ta! zeltergiset, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 8:33, archived)
# go 2 skool
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 8:33, archived)
# TOO MUCH SNOW
(I helped save b3ta! zeltergiset, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 8:35, archived)
# dog 8 my homewerk
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 8:36, archived)
# I actually have homework to do, how lame is that
No dogs to force-feed it to either.
(I helped save b3ta! zeltergiset, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 8:37, archived)
# how old are you, like, 12 or something or whatever?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 19 Feb 2010, 8:46, archived)
# Yes but don't tell anyone, it would ruin my cover as an FBI agent
(I helped save b3ta! zeltergiset, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 8:50, archived)
# working undercover on the crisp smuggling racket huh?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 19 Feb 2010, 8:57, archived)
# It's a two year investigation into why grown-ups don't have homework :C
(I helped save b3ta! zeltergiset, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 9:02, archived)
# Just don't mention his weight, okay?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 9:02, archived)
# Or I'll swallow you whole
(I helped save b3ta! zeltergiset, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 9:12, archived)
# His ass!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 9:14, archived)
# HIS ASS!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 19 Feb 2010, 9:18, archived)
# LOL
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 9:20, archived)
# He fills the BBC's remit for minority comedians nicely.
Shame he's not funny.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 9:01, archived)
# I know I'm going against the masses here
but I found him really funny when I saw his routine.

Sorry
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 9:56, archived)
# Can I leave this here?
BUM PITS!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 8:52, archived)
[challenge entry] Hahahaha...:)

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 8:53, archived)