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(ape of greatness, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 15:03, archived)
# That bloody advert.
Grrr ...

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 15:04, archived)
# Moooooooooooon Piiiiiigggg..... MMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNN PPPPIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGG Dot Com!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 15:08, archived)
# I can do exactly the same thing at work
(well apart from digitally printing onto card)
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 24 Feb 2010, 15:13, archived)
# Try archival matt paper
Just as good. It's what I use to print my cards.

Moonpig, basically "money for old toap"
(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 15:17, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahahahahah
I like that.

Pity I can't get Archival Matt paper in the Photographic processor...
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 24 Feb 2010, 15:18, archived)
# moonpig.com allows "non-artistic" people to be really romantic....

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 15:20, archived)
# that's stunning
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 24 Feb 2010, 15:21, archived)
# It's all about the sentiment....
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 15:23, archived)
#
sentiment sexyings
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 15:27, archived)
# Excuse me, I must have dust in my eyes
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 15:25, archived)
# ^this
I need my antihistamines

*runs off to toilet*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 24 Feb 2010, 15:27, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
"With best wishes"
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 15:27, archived)
# "Henry Peter who? But I don't know anyone called tha...
...OH NO THAT'S RIGHT, HE'S MY HUSBAND"
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 15:28, archived)
# Smith is a very common name.
If you're paying £24.95 for a moonpig.com card it would be a good idea to give as much personal information as possible.

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 15:32, archived)
# Dear Moonpig
RE: Personal Information
This one time I got really drunk and shat myself on the bus home. I've never told anyone that before.
Kind regards
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 15:40, archived)
# hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 15:32, archived)
# And inside
"I have remembered to get you a card. I assume you will be as forthcoming this evening as per our agreement."
(twattybanjo, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 15:33, archived)
# Haha!
I hate the one where it shows someone "customising" a Father's day card.
They only change who it's to. To Dad.

What was the fucking point paying for a "customised" card?!!!
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 15:23, archived)
# HAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 16:11, archived)
# Me too
(well aparts from digitally printing onto Jaffa Cakes).
'lo Freebs! Forbes!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 15:19, archived)
# Hello Sexy Lady
hehe -talking of annoying ads that stick in your head - that Go Compare ad came on in the cinema when I went with my mate, I was saying - Ah - I don't use them - I use...erm... and I couldn't for the life of me remember who they were

Power of Advertising eh?

or is it just my early onset Senility?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 24 Feb 2010, 15:21, archived)
# Is that the one for confused.com?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 16:16, archived)
# how about
we buy any car dot com
we buy any car dot com
we buy any car dot com
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Wed 24 Feb 2010, 15:15, archived)
# DON'T YOU START!
there's one of their offices round the corner


I've still got an old YTV jingle in my head from 20 years ago:

"Ring YTV's Christmas Line
On Leeds Double Four Eight, One Nine Nine!"
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 24 Feb 2010, 15:17, archived)
# Because I'm an ident geek
I had to look for it

www.youtube.com/watch?v=N5FukEiWFeU
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 15:24, archived)
# 081 811 8181
or alternatively,
0118 999 881 999 119 725 3
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 15:25, archived)
# bloody hell, was that Going Live?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 15:33, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 15:37, archived)
# 01 811 8055
Swap Shop
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 24 Feb 2010, 15:42, archived)
# My niece bought this from Shackleton's you know....
(twattybanjo, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 15:27, archived)
# Go Compare!!
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 15:18, archived)
# Well then may I inflict this repost on you...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 15:18, archived)
# Good Sound System!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 24 Feb 2010, 15:19, archived)
# We did some work for them once.
They were, would you believe, absolute cunts.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 15:50, archived)
# hehehehe...silly
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 15:19, archived)