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[challenge entry] Ummm...too soon?

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(I helped save b3ta! Undercovercarrot got done for gross misconduct on..., Tue 2 Mar 2010, 12:25, archived)
# To Wank or not To Wank
Michael Hutchence
David Carradine
Kristian Digby

too soon man, too soon

WHEN WILL SLEBRIDIES STOP WANKING THEMSELVES TO DEATH
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 2 Mar 2010, 12:26, archived)
# It's actually a big conspiracy, like something out of the XFiles... Bodies, drained of all their seminal fluid, found in rooms, locked from the inside?
no signs of a physical struggle? Aliens, I tell you! Aliens with nasty fetishes!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 12:34, archived)
#
nasty sexeh
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 2 Mar 2010, 12:40, archived)
# is that how he went
the news didn't say.

did he have an orange in his mouth and needles in his testes?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 12:36, archived)
# seems so
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 2 Mar 2010, 12:39, archived)
# Other people do that?
that's reassuring.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 12:40, archived)
# What about that Tory Mp fella
from years ago, what was the story with him?..
I think some fruit was involved.
(CaptainSpaulding is the leader of the lost cause., Tue 2 Mar 2010, 12:38, archived)
# oh yes
TO THE BATCOMPUTER*




*Google
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 2 Mar 2010, 12:39, archived)
# Stephen Milligan
its even a google suggestion! (tory mp orange in mouth)
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 2 Mar 2010, 12:40, archived)
# i seem to remember it was a cable flex noose, a satsuma in the mouth and some amil nitrate.
it does it for me every time.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 12:41, archived)
# wasn't he dressed in stockings too?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 12:50, archived)
# He was, as far as memory serves.
He was our local MP at the time. We were so proud.*


*proud that he managed to top himself in such spectacular fashion.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 12:52, archived)
# so you should be!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 2 Mar 2010, 12:55, archived)
# Mr. Hands will always be my favourite
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kenneth_Pinyan

even if it wasn't technically the wanking that killed him.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 13:07, archived)
# Under current Washington law, bestiality is now a Class C felony punishable by up to five years in prison
poor horses - facing 5 years in prison
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 2 Mar 2010, 13:10, archived)
# "hey horse, you think you just got fucked?"
*clips on handcuffs*

"now you're fucked."
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 13:16, archived)
# So, is that official now
or is it another example of a newspaper lying and being taken as the truth?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 12:50, archived)
# Press Association
news.google.co.uk/news/more?um=1&cf=all&ned=uk&cf=all&ncl=d0PPnPHzIFApfjMHYIcTORJiVdsUM
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 2 Mar 2010, 12:51, archived)
# and just to make sure people knew who he was
because let's face it - he was a borderline celeb...
www.mirror.co.uk/celebs/news/2010/03/02/kristian-digby-10-things-you-need-to-know-about-the-former-tv-presenter-115875-22080009/
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 2 Mar 2010, 12:54, archived)
# "A source said last night"
www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/tv/2873818/BBC-star-Kristian-Digby-died-after-a-solo-sex-game-went-wrong.html

So probably complete bollocks, but once you're dead, you can't be libelled.

(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Tue 2 Mar 2010, 17:52, archived)