To Wank or not To Wank
Michael Hutchence
David Carradine
Kristian Digby
too soon man, too soon
WHEN WILL SLEBRIDIES STOP WANKING THEMSELVES TO DEATH
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Tue 2 Mar 2010, 12:26,
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David Carradine
Kristian Digby
too soon man, too soon
WHEN WILL SLEBRIDIES STOP WANKING THEMSELVES TO DEATH
It's actually a big conspiracy, like something out of the XFiles... Bodies, drained of all their seminal fluid, found in rooms, locked from the inside?
no signs of a physical struggle? Aliens, I tell you! Aliens with nasty fetishes!
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Tue 2 Mar 2010, 12:34,
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is that how he went
the news didn't say.
did he have an orange in his mouth and needles in his testes?
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Tue 2 Mar 2010, 12:36,
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did he have an orange in his mouth and needles in his testes?
What about that Tory Mp fella
from years ago, what was the story with him?..
I think some fruit was involved.
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Tue 2 Mar 2010, 12:38,
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I think some fruit was involved.
Stephen Milligan
its even a google suggestion! (tory mp orange in mouth)
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Tue 2 Mar 2010, 12:40,
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i seem to remember it was a cable flex noose, a satsuma in the mouth and some amil nitrate.
it does it for me every time.
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Tue 2 Mar 2010, 12:41,
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He was, as far as memory serves.
He was our local MP at the time. We were so proud.*
*proud that he managed to top himself in such spectacular fashion.
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Tue 2 Mar 2010, 12:52,
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*proud that he managed to top himself in such spectacular fashion.
Mr. Hands will always be my favourite
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kenneth_Pinyan
even if it wasn't technically the wanking that killed him.
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Tue 2 Mar 2010, 13:07,
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even if it wasn't technically the wanking that killed him.
Under current Washington law, bestiality is now a Class C felony punishable by up to five years in prison
poor horses - facing 5 years in prison
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Tue 2 Mar 2010, 13:10,
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"hey horse, you think you just got fucked?"
*clips on handcuffs*
"now you're fucked."
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Tue 2 Mar 2010, 13:16,
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"now you're fucked."
So, is that official now
or is it another example of a newspaper lying and being taken as the truth?
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Tue 2 Mar 2010, 12:50,
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and just to make sure people knew who he was
because let's face it - he was a borderline celeb...
www.mirror.co.uk/celebs/news/2010/03/02/kristian-digby-10-things-you-need-to-know-about-the-former-tv-presenter-115875-22080009/
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Tue 2 Mar 2010, 12:54,
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www.mirror.co.uk/celebs/news/2010/03/02/kristian-digby-10-things-you-need-to-know-about-the-former-tv-presenter-115875-22080009/
"A source said last night"
www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/tv/2873818/BBC-star-Kristian-Digby-died-after-a-solo-sex-game-went-wrong.html
So probably complete bollocks, but once you're dead, you can't be libelled.
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Tue 2 Mar 2010, 17:52,
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So probably complete bollocks, but once you're dead, you can't be libelled.