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# Right an I ain't done nuffink wiv no one right because I ain't no slag an anyways I LOVE YOU! I ain't dun NUFFINK you fuckin bastard!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Sun 21 Mar 2010, 14:10, archived)
# calm yourself, you petulant strumpet!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 21 Mar 2010, 14:11, archived)
# This I wish to see.
Jeremy Kyle, 19th century style.

/poems
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Sun 21 Mar 2010, 14:14, archived)
# "sir giles, your housemaid insists that she is bearing your child
and your accusations of witchcraft are naught but crude attempts to silence her. what say you, sirrah?"
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 21 Mar 2010, 14:19, archived)
# "I do believe that the otherwise gracious and kind Mr. D'Arcy is engaging in relations
of the most carnal and distasteful kind with your mother. We must subject him to a most rigorous interrogation of the kind oft practiced by the Turkish army."
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 21 Mar 2010, 14:27, archived)
# "egads! my husband has returned!
i believed him to have perished in the congo, which led to my marriage to his evil twin brother, Montmorency!"
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 21 Mar 2010, 14:29, archived)
# "My wife and I are British but my son is a Fuzzy-Wuzzy, please explain this mystery, woman!"
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 21 Mar 2010, 14:37, archived)
# "the leeches have been unable to clear the illness from my manhood, are demons to blame?"
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 21 Mar 2010, 14:39, archived)
# "It is my belief that a brief spell in His Majesty's Army will make a man of you
and cease your errant behaviour."
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 21 Mar 2010, 14:48, archived)
# Hah. Someone linked to a blog post about a chav wedding, and how horrible the dresses were (a bit mean, really, but)
And the clash of worlds was great:
Chav : "Y R U alle sch bstrds?"
Bloggers: "I honsetly have no idea what you just said"
Chav : "U R 2 fick 2 read or wot?"
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sun 21 Mar 2010, 14:18, archived)
# if evolution could just speed up a bit
the next generation of chavs would be born sterile :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 21 Mar 2010, 14:25, archived)