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(benito vaselini no not that one, Sun 21 Mar 2010, 13:55, archived)
# The lesser known chapter title for that part of the bible is
'Jacob - The Gullible Years'
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Sun 21 Mar 2010, 13:59, archived)
# *throws a chair*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 21 Mar 2010, 14:00, archived)
# *throws a bear*
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sun 21 Mar 2010, 14:01, archived)
# *throws a glare*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 21 Mar 2010, 14:03, archived)
# *throws a mayor*
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sun 21 Mar 2010, 14:03, archived)
# *throws cherie blair*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 21 Mar 2010, 14:05, archived)
# I drew a pic of you last night
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 21 Mar 2010, 14:07, archived)
# did you?
where is it?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 21 Mar 2010, 14:09, archived)
# I'm not too happy about the hair
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 21 Mar 2010, 14:18, archived)
# it is a bit longer than that
also, i don't remember wearing that life-jacket
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 21 Mar 2010, 14:20, archived)
# But other than that?
Pretty good, huh? I don't use the tablet that often...
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 21 Mar 2010, 14:29, archived)
# not bad, not bad
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 21 Mar 2010, 14:30, archived)
# *looks forward to seeing this on the front page done by someone else.*
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Sun 21 Mar 2010, 14:01, archived)
# what a travesty
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sun 21 Mar 2010, 14:04, archived)
# haha!
his was better. He is the master of the backstory.
(benito vaselini no not that one, Sun 21 Mar 2010, 14:05, archived)
# you are too generous.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Sun 21 Mar 2010, 14:10, archived)
# Everyone knows Jesus' father was THE FORCE
Yay for midichlorians!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 21 Mar 2010, 14:07, archived)
# i can never focus on the joke in kyle 'shops
"is your son king of th- gah, look at it! look at the evil face! aaaargh!"
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Sun 21 Mar 2010, 14:09, archived)
# never look directly into his eyes
or his pure smugness will tear your soul apart
(benito vaselini no not that one, Sun 21 Mar 2010, 14:20, archived)
# Right an I ain't done nuffink wiv no one right because I ain't no slag an anyways I LOVE YOU! I ain't dun NUFFINK you fuckin bastard!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Sun 21 Mar 2010, 14:10, archived)
# calm yourself, you petulant strumpet!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 21 Mar 2010, 14:11, archived)
# This I wish to see.
Jeremy Kyle, 19th century style.

/poems
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Sun 21 Mar 2010, 14:14, archived)
# "sir giles, your housemaid insists that she is bearing your child
and your accusations of witchcraft are naught but crude attempts to silence her. what say you, sirrah?"
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 21 Mar 2010, 14:19, archived)
# "I do believe that the otherwise gracious and kind Mr. D'Arcy is engaging in relations
of the most carnal and distasteful kind with your mother. We must subject him to a most rigorous interrogation of the kind oft practiced by the Turkish army."
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 21 Mar 2010, 14:27, archived)
# "egads! my husband has returned!
i believed him to have perished in the congo, which led to my marriage to his evil twin brother, Montmorency!"
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 21 Mar 2010, 14:29, archived)
# "My wife and I are British but my son is a Fuzzy-Wuzzy, please explain this mystery, woman!"
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 21 Mar 2010, 14:37, archived)
# "the leeches have been unable to clear the illness from my manhood, are demons to blame?"
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 21 Mar 2010, 14:39, archived)
# "It is my belief that a brief spell in His Majesty's Army will make a man of you
and cease your errant behaviour."
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 21 Mar 2010, 14:48, archived)
# Hah. Someone linked to a blog post about a chav wedding, and how horrible the dresses were (a bit mean, really, but)
And the clash of worlds was great:
Chav : "Y R U alle sch bstrds?"
Bloggers: "I honsetly have no idea what you just said"
Chav : "U R 2 fick 2 read or wot?"
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sun 21 Mar 2010, 14:18, archived)
# if evolution could just speed up a bit
the next generation of chavs would be born sterile :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 21 Mar 2010, 14:25, archived)
# you must be jewking
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 21 Mar 2010, 14:36, archived)