leeds...
he's meant to be installing cables in an internet cafe that doesn't have the internet. or at least that's what it sounded like he said
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Wed 22 Oct 2003, 19:30,
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is he not meant to be at uni in Edinburgh?!
Is he staying with you then?
;)
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Wed 22 Oct 2003, 19:32,
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;)
maybe
he's installing "leads" in an internet cafe in Edinburgh (but just didn't say where)
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Wed 22 Oct 2003, 19:39,
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he's taking a year out right now
no he's not staying with me. and he went and got a girlfriend (not me) = (
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Wed 22 Oct 2003, 19:48,
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ahhh
thank you (and eclectech)
and sorry to hear that :(
but never mind, plenty more boys (and girls!) around for you to play with :)
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Wed 22 Oct 2003, 19:52,
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and sorry to hear that :(
but never mind, plenty more boys (and girls!) around for you to play with :)
I heard
that, unlikely as it may seem considering his hax0r ways, he actually went and got a life
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Wed 22 Oct 2003, 19:31,
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Yoda & Leah Knew Their Passion Was Wrong... But Neither Of Them Expected A Daughter
Yoda: What? You think mine she is? Uh... hazy is the force... unclear... uh hard to see. On the pill were you, I thought. Is THAT the time? Be going must I. Call you I will.
My earlier Yoda post
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Wed 22 Oct 2003, 19:23,
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Yoda: What? You think mine she is? Uh... hazy is the force... unclear... uh hard to see. On the pill were you, I thought. Is THAT the time? Be going must I. Call you I will.
My earlier Yoda post
ARF!
like that I do...strong in the hummus you are...seeing the hello kitty I am
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Wed 22 Oct 2003, 19:25,
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I noticed that, but decided to ignore it
My brain couldn't cope with it being there, I think.
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Wed 22 Oct 2003, 19:25,
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that image reminds me
i'm supposed to be going to the pub with my sister
bubye kids
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Wed 22 Oct 2003, 19:25,
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bubye kids
I'm supposed to be going to the pub with a bunch of student teachers.
That should be interesting.
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Wed 22 Oct 2003, 19:27,
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give them
a slap and tell them to get a proper job.
that'll make you popular :)
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Wed 22 Oct 2003, 19:31,
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that'll make you popular :)
haha
helen of troy original ship bukkake video coming soon . . .
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Wed 22 Oct 2003, 19:23,
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Oh Dear
is this the missing piggy from the film Deliverance? "Squeal piggy, squeal..."
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Wed 22 Oct 2003, 19:11,
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The wicked wicked ways of Errol Flyn
When I was about 15 I read the autobiography of Errol Flyn. There was one thing that stuck with me about ducks and Bacon Rind, so I decided to try this out one HOT Sunday afternoon. I gathered about 5 meters of rind and tied it all together (thats alot of bacon sandwichs), covered it in butter and bird seed and feed it to one Duck, well I was quite suprised when (what I read in Errol Flyn's book) it passed stright through the duck (litteral like shit through a Goose) and out the other end, I then feed the rind to other ducks, which had the same effect, in total I had 10 Ducks all in a line following each other, so I thought it would be even funnier if I tied the two ends together and watch them walk around in a circle, this was entertaining until one of the little fuckers decided to go back into the water. I spent a whole hour swimming around in a lake trying to cut the rind so each one could swim off, which they did, as I turned to swim back to the bank a fucking big swan attacked me, I still have the scars to prove this. But it did'nt break my arm, does anyone know anyone who has had their arm broken by a Swan or is this just Ballocks.
RedChillie
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Wed 22 Oct 2003, 19:09,
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RedChillie
and
you didnt photograph these ducks, why?
funny stuff i would imagine.
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Wed 22 Oct 2003, 19:11,
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funny stuff i would imagine.
Wait...
You're going to go on about posting shite???
Seriously? After yesterday's debacle?
You have HUGE ONES my friend...
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Wed 22 Oct 2003, 19:16,
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Seriously? After yesterday's debacle?
You have HUGE ONES my friend...
do you shout this much out in the
real world?
i think it would be hilarious
it's like you turn into brian blessed mid-sentence
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Wed 22 Oct 2003, 19:18,
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i think it would be hilarious
it's like you turn into brian blessed mid-sentence
Well.. yeah...
actually I do.
because I AM BRIAN BLESSED!!!!!!!!
LOOLOOLOOLOOLOOLOOLOOLOOLOOLOOLOOLOOLOOLOO!!!
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Wed 22 Oct 2003, 19:23,
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because I AM BRIAN BLESSED!!!!!!!!
LOOLOOLOOLOOLOOLOOLOOLOOLOOLOOLOOLOOLOOLOO!!!
We'll have no kettles or pots here...
...down with ketlles and pots.
/Opinion supplied by the British Police
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Wed 22 Oct 2003, 19:21,
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/Opinion supplied by the British Police
those two replies
(yours and the one you were replying to) have just made me laugh louder than a drug-crazed-hyena running amock with a megaphone
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Wed 22 Oct 2003, 19:28,
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That's the thing about saucepans...
....that thing's not recording is it!
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Wed 22 Oct 2003, 19:29,
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I know a bloke
who got his finger bit off by a swan
he deserved it though
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Wed 22 Oct 2003, 19:33,
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he deserved it though
hahhaha
well funny story. And yeah i was always told that, watchout they can break your arm!
Didn't stop me hitting one in the head with my catapult, arrogant flying fings....
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Wed 22 Oct 2003, 19:18,
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Didn't stop me hitting one in the head with my catapult, arrogant flying fings....
yay
reminds me of my old cyber pet. god that thing was annoying.
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Wed 22 Oct 2003, 19:08,
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reminds me of one of my planner
flickbooks - theyre like 40 frames though so i cant scan them
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Wed 22 Oct 2003, 19:22,
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bow down!
(wayne's world wayne's world party time party time...)
you are most woosome! *right click save* :)
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Wed 22 Oct 2003, 19:06,
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you are most woosome! *right click save* :)
Ooo ooo!
I just remembered the hummus I had in bed last night! *leaves for Getty Images*
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Wed 22 Oct 2003, 19:09,
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I hope that my first stroke
gets rid of all my bad High School memories.
Then I'll be a happy git.
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Wed 22 Oct 2003, 18:55,
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Then I'll be a happy git.
Pff. Haven't you got
a pit to mine or some cotton to loom or something?
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Wed 22 Oct 2003, 18:55,
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Tha's reet gud is that
made me chuckle it did.
Now I'm off down't chippy for a barmcake an' sum chips.
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Wed 22 Oct 2003, 18:54,
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Now I'm off down't chippy for a barmcake an' sum chips.
Bonus point?
wow now I'm leading against King's College, Cambridge
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Wed 22 Oct 2003, 19:16,
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Lovely!
It even froze in the end! Took nearly 2 days though... think there might be something wrong with my freezer.
Mmmmmm grape and caramel :)
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Wed 22 Oct 2003, 18:49,
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Mmmmmm grape and caramel :)
i bet
you're just trying to prove me wrong. I know it was horrid really.
Mmm donuts!
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Wed 22 Oct 2003, 18:50,
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Mmm donuts!
George Michael's Knob
is currently for sale on EBay
cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=3355999949&category=2334
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Wed 22 Oct 2003, 18:43,
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cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=3355999949&category=2334
I'm currently playing with
a creamy coloured, hand-built Cadillac i got in a Kinder Egg.
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Wed 22 Oct 2003, 18:46,
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i miss my lego
it's at my ex's house still
and she lives 180 miles away
note to self: buy more
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Wed 22 Oct 2003, 18:50,
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and she lives 180 miles away
note to self: buy more
There IS a site for these kind of things...
www(dot)disturbingauctions(dot)com.
Quite a funny lot themselves.
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Wed 22 Oct 2003, 18:50,
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www(dot)disturbingauctions(dot)com.
Quite a funny lot themselves.
It Has Been So Long
When I Upon Looked The Mini Challenge
There Was One Thing That I Could Do...
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Wed 22 Oct 2003, 18:39,
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There Was One Thing That I Could Do...
wait...
wasn't it you?
It was some COMPLETE Minger who kept POSTING IMAGE after IMAGE with nothing but those fucking words on them. I hated him/her... moreso than cold sores.
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Wed 22 Oct 2003, 18:51,
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It was some COMPLETE Minger who kept POSTING IMAGE after IMAGE with nothing but those fucking words on them. I hated him/her... moreso than cold sores.
Yeah, that guy was an utter Twunt
But us being us... we made it funny eventually.
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Wed 22 Oct 2003, 19:02,
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THIS IS A COMPLETE THREADWASTE
SO that those who WANT to bitch or Troll, can.
There you go, Az.
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Wed 22 Oct 2003, 18:38,
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There you go, Az.
Sure, Dan...
you seem like a "safe and sober" fellow...*
*Who Framed Roger Rabbit
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Wed 22 Oct 2003, 18:44,
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*Who Framed Roger Rabbit
It hand't previously occurred to me...
...but if you're going to open up an opportunity like that...
...you cunt.
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Wed 22 Oct 2003, 18:39,
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...you cunt.
whot fun
oh woit sorry we're not allowed to post things with the letter 'a' in them, rob is so tired of it.
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Wed 22 Oct 2003, 18:39,
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right that's it
no more moaning about 'letterwasting'. it's much more fluffy this way. rob is so tired of people moaning about it
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Wed 22 Oct 2003, 18:41,
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hahahahahahahah
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
go on use up all your anger at people using the letter 'a' here
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Wed 22 Oct 2003, 18:42,
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go on use up all your anger at people using the letter 'a' here
threadwasting cameltossing
goatgobbling muppetfucking badgerwanking squildo graper....
ta dude
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Wed 22 Oct 2003, 18:39,
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ta dude
i think
you should give it to me instead.
It'd be best all round really..
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Wed 22 Oct 2003, 18:48,
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It'd be best all round really..
But I hardly know you
You only want me for my Domo-Kun, before you throw me aside like a discarded Segway don't you?
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Wed 22 Oct 2003, 18:52,
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no i promise
i'd love you forever and ever.
I'd only be taking Domo as a favour to you and your friend really - the objective mediator.
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Wed 22 Oct 2003, 19:00,
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I'd only be taking Domo as a favour to you and your friend really - the objective mediator.
They'll never use *this*
And I hereby proclaim myself
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Wed 22 Oct 2003, 18:36,
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-----------------
T H E A R S E
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____ ____
/__ \ / __\
( _3 V E_ )
( _3 o E_ )
( __3 E___)
| A |
| / \ |
| | | |
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And I hereby proclaim myself
Yipe!
Goatse Goatse Goatse Goatse Goatse Goatse Goatse Goatse Goatse Goatse Goatse Goatse Goatse Goatse Goatse Goatse Goatse Goatse
Goatse Goatse Goatse Goatse Goatse Goatse Goatse Goatse Goatse Goatse Goatse Goatse Goatse Goatse Goatse Goatse Goatse Goatse
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Wed 22 Oct 2003, 18:38,
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Goatse Goatse Goatse Goatse Goatse Goatse Goatse Goatse Goatse Goatse Goatse Goatse Goatse Goatse Goatse Goatse Goatse Goatse
I love it so much
when random doodles turn into masterpeices :)
That one's ace!
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Wed 22 Oct 2003, 18:42,
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That one's ace!
can you hear your midi?
'cause I can't... use embed instead of bgsound, it's cross-browser compatible (I'm using IE though, which makes it stranger!)
an example of embed is in my profile
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Wed 22 Oct 2003, 18:31,
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an example of embed is in my profile
Does it work now?
It worked for me originally, but I think some people had problems hearing it?
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Wed 22 Oct 2003, 18:37,
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oh yeah
so it does... well then, I'm stumped unless your server doesn't like sending out midi files
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Wed 22 Oct 2003, 18:52,
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