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# Great T-shirts of our time #1

You'll know if you've seen him
(, Wed 22 Oct 2003, 19:29, archived)
# where is tef
these days?!
(, Wed 22 Oct 2003, 19:29, archived)
# leeds...
he's meant to be installing cables in an internet cafe that doesn't have the internet. or at least that's what it sounded like he said
(, Wed 22 Oct 2003, 19:30, archived)
# is he not meant to be at uni in Edinburgh?!
Is he staying with you then?
;)
(, Wed 22 Oct 2003, 19:32, archived)
# maybe
he's installing "leads" in an internet cafe in Edinburgh (but just didn't say where)
(, Wed 22 Oct 2003, 19:39, archived)
# he's taking a year out right now
no he's not staying with me. and he went and got a girlfriend (not me) = (
(, Wed 22 Oct 2003, 19:48, archived)
# ahhh
thank you (and eclectech)

and sorry to hear that :(
but never mind, plenty more boys (and girls!) around for you to play with :)
(, Wed 22 Oct 2003, 19:52, archived)
# oh yes
;-)
(, Wed 22 Oct 2003, 19:57, archived)
# he's taking a year off uni...
back next year...
(, Wed 22 Oct 2003, 19:48, archived)
# I heard
that, unlikely as it may seem considering his hax0r ways, he actually went and got a life
(, Wed 22 Oct 2003, 19:31, archived)
# That's what I was thinking
haven't noticed him for a while
(, Wed 22 Oct 2003, 19:31, archived)
# Tourettes
ain't *fucking cunt* funny.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2003, 19:32, archived)
# Yay for Tef!
(, Wed 22 Oct 2003, 20:10, archived)
[challenge entry] ahem
(, Wed 22 Oct 2003, 19:28, archived)
# The sun,
is The Pixal Fear ?
(, Wed 22 Oct 2003, 19:30, archived)
# Yoda & Leah Knew Their Passion Was Wrong... But Neither Of Them Expected A Daughter

Yoda: What? You think mine she is? Uh... hazy is the force... unclear... uh hard to see. On the pill were you, I thought. Is THAT the time? Be going must I. Call you I will.
My earlier Yoda post
(, Wed 22 Oct 2003, 19:23, archived)
# That sentence
makes it for me.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2003, 19:24, archived)
# ARF!
like that I do...strong in the hummus you are...seeing the hello kitty I am
(, Wed 22 Oct 2003, 19:25, archived)
# I noticed that, but decided to ignore it
My brain couldn't cope with it being there, I think.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2003, 19:25, archived)
# sehr gut herr berlin
(, Wed 22 Oct 2003, 19:25, archived)
# ~
Thanks!
(, Wed 22 Oct 2003, 19:37, archived)
# that image reminds me
i'm supposed to be going to the pub with my sister

bubye kids
(, Wed 22 Oct 2003, 19:25, archived)
#
(, Wed 22 Oct 2003, 19:26, archived)
# what?
she has a hello kitty top...
(, Wed 22 Oct 2003, 19:27, archived)
#
(, Wed 22 Oct 2003, 19:33, archived)
# I'm supposed to be going to the pub with a bunch of student teachers.
That should be interesting.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2003, 19:27, archived)
# give them
a slap and tell them to get a proper job.

that'll make you popular :)
(, Wed 22 Oct 2003, 19:31, archived)
# swallow
next time you should...
(, Wed 22 Oct 2003, 19:29, archived)
# Leia
/pedant

who was on top?
(, Wed 22 Oct 2003, 19:29, archived)
# tehe
student teachers, arrr....
(, Wed 22 Oct 2003, 19:32, archived)
[challenge entry] only 999 more to go...

(, Wed 22 Oct 2003, 19:20, archived)
# Is that
a bukkake party?
(, Wed 22 Oct 2003, 19:21, archived)
# haha
helen of troy original ship bukkake video coming soon . . .
(, Wed 22 Oct 2003, 19:23, archived)
[challenge entry] erm...
(, Wed 22 Oct 2003, 19:16, archived)
# et woo
(, Wed 22 Oct 2003, 19:17, archived)
# That is lovely
I love that too much!
(, Wed 22 Oct 2003, 19:20, archived)
# Arf!
(, Wed 22 Oct 2003, 19:20, archived)
# Lovely
I like "Team unnecessary says Big Boss Person".
(, Wed 22 Oct 2003, 19:22, archived)
# rude swine...

hello all... :)
(, Wed 22 Oct 2003, 19:10, archived)
# grrrreat
(, Wed 22 Oct 2003, 19:11, archived)
# ay oop !
bet she's after a good porking !
(, Wed 22 Oct 2003, 19:11, archived)
# evenin ma'am
that's a bit... perculiar


yet arousing
(, Wed 22 Oct 2003, 19:11, archived)
# Oh Dear
is this the missing piggy from the film Deliverance? "Squeal piggy, squeal..."
(, Wed 22 Oct 2003, 19:11, archived)
# awww
cute I want one
(, Wed 22 Oct 2003, 19:14, archived)
# why dont you appreciate any reference to badgers.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2003, 19:22, archived)
# what a babe
im so sorry
(, Wed 22 Oct 2003, 19:16, archived)
# The wicked wicked ways of Errol Flyn
When I was about 15 I read the autobiography of Errol Flyn. There was one thing that stuck with me about ducks and Bacon Rind, so I decided to try this out one HOT Sunday afternoon. I gathered about 5 meters of rind and tied it all together (thats alot of bacon sandwichs), covered it in butter and bird seed and feed it to one Duck, well I was quite suprised when (what I read in Errol Flyn's book) it passed stright through the duck (litteral like shit through a Goose) and out the other end, I then feed the rind to other ducks, which had the same effect, in total I had 10 Ducks all in a line following each other, so I thought it would be even funnier if I tied the two ends together and watch them walk around in a circle, this was entertaining until one of the little fuckers decided to go back into the water. I spent a whole hour swimming around in a lake trying to cut the rind so each one could swim off, which they did, as I turned to swim back to the bank a fucking big swan attacked me, I still have the scars to prove this. But it did'nt break my arm, does anyone know anyone who has had their arm broken by a Swan or is this just Ballocks.

RedChillie
(, Wed 22 Oct 2003, 19:09, archived)
# I'm a big fan
of plankton
(, Wed 22 Oct 2003, 19:10, archived)
# and
you didnt photograph these ducks, why?
funny stuff i would imagine.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2003, 19:11, archived)
# and you posted that shite
here?
(, Wed 22 Oct 2003, 19:11, archived)
# Wait...
You're going to go on about posting shite???

Seriously? After yesterday's debacle?

You have HUGE ONES my friend...
(, Wed 22 Oct 2003, 19:16, archived)
# do you shout this much out in the
real world?

i think it would be hilarious

it's like you turn into brian blessed mid-sentence
(, Wed 22 Oct 2003, 19:18, archived)
# haha!
stop BEING SO rude.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2003, 19:19, archived)
# Well.. yeah...
actually I do.

because I AM BRIAN BLESSED!!!!!!!!

LOOLOOLOOLOOLOOLOOLOOLOOLOOLOOLOOLOOLOOLOO!!!
(, Wed 22 Oct 2003, 19:23, archived)
# WTFAYBOA?
Is this some sort of toilet obsession you've got?
(, Wed 22 Oct 2003, 19:25, archived)
# It's supposed to be
a sound...

So I stink.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2003, 19:27, archived)
# No you're not
IM BRIAN BLESSED!
(, Wed 22 Oct 2003, 19:31, archived)
# no she doesn't
(, Wed 22 Oct 2003, 19:19, archived)
# Ohh...
he's a she?

Had no idea.

And why are you defending?
(, Wed 22 Oct 2003, 19:24, archived)
# i'm not really
and it's just a theory.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2003, 19:24, archived)
# there's always
the crocodile dundee test
(, Wed 22 Oct 2003, 19:26, archived)
# Crikey!
by sticking Rev Dan's thumb up his/her bum?
(, Wed 22 Oct 2003, 19:28, archived)
# god no
the other test
(, Wed 22 Oct 2003, 19:30, archived)
# !!
Pot meet kettle
Kettle meet Pot.

black
(, Wed 22 Oct 2003, 19:18, archived)
# We'll have no kettles or pots here...
...down with ketlles and pots.

/Opinion supplied by the British Police
(, Wed 22 Oct 2003, 19:21, archived)
# those two replies
(yours and the one you were replying to) have just made me laugh louder than a drug-crazed-hyena running amock with a megaphone
(, Wed 22 Oct 2003, 19:28, archived)
# That's the thing about saucepans...
....that thing's not recording is it!
(, Wed 22 Oct 2003, 19:29, archived)
# i can't possibly read that much.
don't be daft.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2003, 19:11, archived)
# that is mean
but yes they can break your arms.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2003, 19:12, archived)
# I know a bloke
who got his finger bit off by a swan

he deserved it though
(, Wed 22 Oct 2003, 19:33, archived)
# that is
a very strange story to share with us.

grateful
(, Wed 22 Oct 2003, 19:13, archived)
# hahhaha
well funny story. And yeah i was always told that, watchout they can break your arm!

Didn't stop me hitting one in the head with my catapult, arrogant flying fings....

(, Wed 22 Oct 2003, 19:18, archived)
# Monsters episode 1
(, Wed 22 Oct 2003, 19:07, archived)
# yay
reminds me of my old cyber pet. god that thing was annoying.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2003, 19:08, archived)
# there
is a willy in there somewhere.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2003, 19:08, archived)
# I saw
norks too!
(, Wed 22 Oct 2003, 19:16, archived)
# That's a bit mental, but woo alll the same!
(, Wed 22 Oct 2003, 19:08, archived)
# yaaaaaay
(, Wed 22 Oct 2003, 19:11, archived)
# reminds me of one of my planner
flickbooks - theyre like 40 frames though so i cant scan them
(, Wed 22 Oct 2003, 19:22, archived)
# WandBagon
(, Wed 22 Oct 2003, 19:01, archived)
# rite
took me a while to spot the difference. very noice
(, Wed 22 Oct 2003, 19:05, archived)
# puff.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2003, 19:07, archived)
# the magic dragon.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2003, 19:08, archived)
# went to mow a meadow
(, Wed 22 Oct 2003, 19:09, archived)
# at the bottom of the deep blue sea
(, Wed 22 Oct 2003, 19:11, archived)
# In a beautiful pea green boat
(, Wed 22 Oct 2003, 19:14, archived)
# you don't remember, you don't remember name
(, Wed 22 Oct 2003, 19:16, archived)
# daddy
(, Wed 22 Oct 2003, 19:09, archived)
# pastry
(, Wed 22 Oct 2003, 19:09, archived)
# daddy pastry
mmm, crusty!
(, Wed 22 Oct 2003, 19:37, archived)
# pastry.
edit- dammit b3tan to it
(, Wed 22 Oct 2003, 19:10, archived)
# The Horror!
(, Wed 22 Oct 2003, 19:18, archived)
#
(, Wed 22 Oct 2003, 18:53, archived)
# Hahahaha
fabularse
(, Wed 22 Oct 2003, 18:56, archived)
# superb !
:)
(, Wed 22 Oct 2003, 18:57, archived)
# So sophisticated and wooful of wit you are
I applaud you.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2003, 18:59, archived)
# Hehehehe
If my parents were beavers.
Thats funny.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2003, 19:02, archived)
# bow down!
(wayne's world wayne's world party time party time...)

you are most woosome! *right click save* :)
(, Wed 22 Oct 2003, 19:06, archived)
# hee hee
(, Wed 22 Oct 2003, 19:08, archived)
# Ooo ooo!
I just remembered the hummus I had in bed last night! *leaves for Getty Images*
(, Wed 22 Oct 2003, 19:09, archived)
# ew
(, Wed 22 Oct 2003, 19:10, archived)
# haha...
:)
(, Wed 22 Oct 2003, 19:12, archived)
# New from HowStrange Industries
(, Wed 22 Oct 2003, 18:47, archived)
# it appears to have
given him a stroke
(, Wed 22 Oct 2003, 18:49, archived)
# but he's happy about it
or so it seems...
(, Wed 22 Oct 2003, 18:50, archived)
# I hope that my first stroke
gets rid of all my bad High School memories.

Then I'll be a happy git.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2003, 18:55, archived)
# splendid
(, Wed 22 Oct 2003, 18:49, archived)
# nicely !
(, Wed 22 Oct 2003, 18:51, archived)
# Eeee
That be cracking

does that sound suitably northern?
(, Wed 22 Oct 2003, 18:51, archived)
# Meh
(, Wed 22 Oct 2003, 18:52, archived)
#

(, Wed 22 Oct 2003, 18:53, archived)
# your doodles
please me
(, Wed 22 Oct 2003, 18:54, archived)
# Pff. Haven't you got
a pit to mine or some cotton to loom or something?
(, Wed 22 Oct 2003, 18:55, archived)
# I'm training ferrets
as i type this
(, Wed 22 Oct 2003, 18:57, archived)
# By 'eck, chuck!
that's right woo, that be!
(, Wed 22 Oct 2003, 18:51, archived)
# gurntastic!
yay!
(, Wed 22 Oct 2003, 18:52, archived)
# Tha's reet gud is that
made me chuckle it did.
Now I'm off down't chippy for a barmcake an' sum chips.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2003, 18:54, archived)
# bonus
point for the use of "barmcake" !
(, Wed 22 Oct 2003, 19:09, archived)
# Bonus point?
wow now I'm leading against King's College, Cambridge
(, Wed 22 Oct 2003, 19:16, archived)
# Yay! Very silly :)
(, Wed 22 Oct 2003, 18:55, archived)
# By eck he's done it again!
Woo!
(, Wed 22 Oct 2003, 18:56, archived)
# arf!
:)
(, Wed 22 Oct 2003, 19:14, archived)
# My cat likes you.


He can smell your brains!
(, Wed 22 Oct 2003, 18:46, archived)
# Is his mate
his bodyguard?
(, Wed 22 Oct 2003, 18:46, archived)
# spicy brains?
?
(, Wed 22 Oct 2003, 18:46, archived)
# Definitely!
Spicy, with a hint of grape and caramel :)
(, Wed 22 Oct 2003, 18:52, archived)
# ahhhh
that's brilliant :)
How was the ice cream?!
(, Wed 22 Oct 2003, 18:47, archived)
# Lovely!
It even froze in the end! Took nearly 2 days though... think there might be something wrong with my freezer.

Mmmmmm grape and caramel :)
(, Wed 22 Oct 2003, 18:49, archived)
# i bet
you're just trying to prove me wrong. I know it was horrid really.

Mmm donuts!
(, Wed 22 Oct 2003, 18:50, archived)
# Eeeeeek
.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2003, 18:48, archived)
# he's gonna blow !
(, Wed 22 Oct 2003, 18:50, archived)
# George Michael's Knob
(, Wed 22 Oct 2003, 18:43, archived)
# I'm currently playing with
a creamy coloured, hand-built Cadillac i got in a Kinder Egg.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2003, 18:46, archived)
# i miss my lego
it's at my ex's house still

and she lives 180 miles away

note to self: buy more
(, Wed 22 Oct 2003, 18:50, archived)
# Wahey!
And only a tenner. Bargain!
(, Wed 22 Oct 2003, 18:46, archived)
# £5 for postage?!
(, Wed 22 Oct 2003, 18:46, archived)
# i can't access ebay
it must be huge
(, Wed 22 Oct 2003, 18:50, archived)
# There IS a site for these kind of things...

www(dot)disturbingauctions(dot)com.

Quite a funny lot themselves.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2003, 18:50, archived)
[challenge entry] It Has Been So Long
When I Upon Looked The Mini Challenge
There Was One Thing That I Could Do...

(, Wed 22 Oct 2003, 18:39, archived)
# haha
(, Wed 22 Oct 2003, 18:41, archived)
# *ahem*
relative pea-roast, anyone?

(, Wed 22 Oct 2003, 18:43, archived)
# For Two Bonus Points
Who First Wrote Those Fate Filled Words
(, Wed 22 Oct 2003, 18:45, archived)
# wait...
wasn't it you?

It was some COMPLETE Minger who kept POSTING IMAGE after IMAGE with nothing but those fucking words on them. I hated him/her... moreso than cold sores.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2003, 18:51, archived)
# Yeah, that guy was an utter Twunt
But us being us... we made it funny eventually.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2003, 19:02, archived)
# you might wanna enter it
in the challenge then
(, Wed 22 Oct 2003, 18:43, archived)
# been there, done that...
...just not nearly as well...
(, Wed 22 Oct 2003, 19:20, archived)
# THIS IS A COMPLETE THREADWASTE
SO that those who WANT to bitch or Troll, can.

There you go, Az.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2003, 18:38, archived)
# i don't feel like it
fancy a hug?
(, Wed 22 Oct 2003, 18:38, archived)
# free hugs!!!
count me in
(, Wed 22 Oct 2003, 18:41, archived)
# free hugs?!
woo! i want one! no, six! twelvty!
(, Wed 22 Oct 2003, 18:42, archived)
# Sure, Dan...
you seem like a "safe and sober" fellow...*

*Who Framed Roger Rabbit
(, Wed 22 Oct 2003, 18:44, archived)
# the rabbit was
guilty
(, Wed 22 Oct 2003, 18:46, archived)
# No thanks, just put one out.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2003, 18:39, archived)
# It hand't previously occurred to me...
...but if you're going to open up an opportunity like that...

...you cunt.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2003, 18:39, archived)
# whot fun
oh woit sorry we're not allowed to post things with the letter 'a' in them, rob is so tired of it.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2003, 18:39, archived)
# YOU SUCK
YOU USED THE LETTER THOT TIME!
(, Wed 22 Oct 2003, 18:39, archived)
# Twice!
(, Wed 22 Oct 2003, 18:39, archived)
# Wonker.
.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2003, 18:40, archived)
# Whot
ore you oll bobbling on obout?
(, Wed 22 Oct 2003, 18:41, archived)
# WTFIYBOF?
(what the fuck is you banging on for?)
(, Wed 22 Oct 2003, 18:50, archived)
# I see o word
thot contoins on "A" on it.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2003, 18:52, archived)
# GO AWAY!
YOU SOID IT!
(, Wed 22 Oct 2003, 18:39, archived)
# ha
(, Wed 22 Oct 2003, 18:43, archived)
# stupid troll
(, Wed 22 Oct 2003, 18:43, archived)
# don't feed the trolls people
(, Wed 22 Oct 2003, 18:43, archived)
# BON HIM!
(, Wed 22 Oct 2003, 18:40, archived)
# right that's it
no more moaning about 'letterwasting'. it's much more fluffy this way. rob is so tired of people moaning about it
(, Wed 22 Oct 2003, 18:41, archived)
# really?
I don't agree
(, Wed 22 Oct 2003, 18:41, archived)
# it's much fluffier this way
(, Wed 22 Oct 2003, 18:42, archived)
# hahahahahahahah
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

go on use up all your anger at people using the letter 'a' here
(, Wed 22 Oct 2003, 18:42, archived)
# YOU SUCK
LOL
(, Wed 22 Oct 2003, 18:42, archived)
# Yay!
We love threadwastes really.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2003, 18:39, archived)
# threadwasting cameltossing
goatgobbling muppetfucking badgerwanking squildo graper....

ta dude
(, Wed 22 Oct 2003, 18:39, archived)
# Ta good bohddy
:D
(, Wed 22 Oct 2003, 18:40, archived)
# I think I'll
repost instead, since we're wasting threads.

(, Wed 22 Oct 2003, 18:41, archived)
# Sigh
I have a problem. See below.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2003, 18:43, archived)
# i think
you should give it to me instead.
It'd be best all round really..
(, Wed 22 Oct 2003, 18:48, archived)
# But I hardly know you
You only want me for my Domo-Kun, before you throw me aside like a discarded Segway don't you?
(, Wed 22 Oct 2003, 18:52, archived)
# no i promise
i'd love you forever and ever.
I'd only be taking Domo as a favour to you and your friend really - the objective mediator.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2003, 19:00, archived)
# Well, I'll plug my last nights stuff here then too.
#1
#2
#3

Pearosting son of a bitch...
(, Wed 22 Oct 2003, 18:58, archived)
# ooh
look at you - you're outrageous!
(, Wed 22 Oct 2003, 19:08, archived)
[challenge entry] They'll never use *this*

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( _3 o E_ )
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And I hereby proclaim myself
(, Wed 22 Oct 2003, 18:36, archived)
# Hahaha!
Best yet.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2003, 18:36, archived)
#
This is my winner so far.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2003, 18:38, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahahah
You're right. That's the best one yet.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2003, 18:40, archived)
# :)
made me laugh
(, Wed 22 Oct 2003, 18:44, archived)
# That's
goastexcellent, that is.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2003, 18:38, archived)
# Yipe!
Goatse Goatse Goatse Goatse Goatse Goatse Goatse Goatse Goatse Goatse Goatse Goatse Goatse Goatse Goatse Goatse Goatse Goatse
Goatse Goatse Goatse Goatse Goatse Goatse Goatse Goatse Goatse Goatse Goatse Goatse Goatse Goatse Goatse Goatse Goatse Goatse
(, Wed 22 Oct 2003, 18:38, archived)
# bravo!

(, Wed 22 Oct 2003, 18:39, archived)
# I love it so much
when random doodles turn into masterpeices :)
That one's ace!
(, Wed 22 Oct 2003, 18:42, archived)
# .
(, Wed 22 Oct 2003, 18:35, archived)
[challenge entry] .


No comment
(, Wed 22 Oct 2003, 18:27, archived)
# 0.002
?
(, Wed 22 Oct 2003, 18:29, archived)
# can you hear your midi?
'cause I can't... use embed instead of bgsound, it's cross-browser compatible (I'm using IE though, which makes it stranger!)

an example of embed is in my profile
(, Wed 22 Oct 2003, 18:31, archived)
# Does it work now?
It worked for me originally, but I think some people had problems hearing it?
(, Wed 22 Oct 2003, 18:37, archived)
# no
because it's still a bgsound, I get nothing
(, Wed 22 Oct 2003, 18:38, archived)
# But it says
bgsound etc. in your profile source?
(, Wed 22 Oct 2003, 18:41, archived)
# oh yeah
so it does... well then, I'm stumped unless your server doesn't like sending out midi files
(, Wed 22 Oct 2003, 18:52, archived)
# .
*Arf!*
(, Wed 22 Oct 2003, 18:32, archived)
# well if its piss youre after,

(, Wed 22 Oct 2003, 18:29, archived)
[challenge entry] It's a local mag for local people:
(, Wed 22 Oct 2003, 18:25, archived)

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