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Just finished Albino Tiger Slanty Man

Anyone up for hosting this upbeat dance/pop number ?

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 14:06, archived)

sure

Send it to [email protected] . I'll have it up soon.

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grinfish redux I can remember when all this were eels, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 14:20, archived)

Cheers matey

Just mailed it now.

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 14:34, archived)

okey dokes

give it a while to make it's way here, and I'll bung it up.

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grinfish redux I can remember when all this were eels, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 14:59, archived)

Let's hope it don't take too long

Sometimes Blueyonder takes ages !

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 15:24, archived)

It's either Blueyonder...

or "Fasthosts (the domain hoster for the email forward). I also occasioanlly get 6 -10 copies of the same message. I REALLY hope that doesn't happen with this!

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grinfish redux I can remember when all this were eels, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 19:09, archived)

looking for glass cock

Can somebody link to the glass cock of the two dogs in hot dog costumes? I can't handle the spaz at the moment.

Looking for them on the internet though I did find this page

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rogan, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 14:04, archived)

Here ya go

clicky

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JayBeeEmm, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 14:13, archived)

thanks very muchly

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rogan, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 14:19, archived)

bwahaha!

That page is class. I think i'd wet meself if I actually saw one in the street.

and is it just me,

or does this look just plain wrong?

(Lofted_Warrior, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 14:26, archived)

I know

and the fact that it has 'first fantasies' at the top of the page is worrying too...

personally I can't decide between the cheerleader and the bride as the most disturbing picture.

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rogan, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 14:33, archived)

Argh!

The ones with arms just look so wierd!

(Romana, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 15:01, archived)

moonbadger

to put you out of your misery and in case you haven't time spazzed - the name of the choon was Time is Tight

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 13:51, archived)

Cheers

Lovely little riff to it.

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moonbadger Doesn't judge a fish by its ability to climb trees, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 16:47, archived)

I orked the dog..

Can't get connected to effin blueyonder to upload it...

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Mrfishfinger .com, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 13:46, archived)

A little assistance if you please.

I'm making a thing.
And for this thing I need faces.
Any faces will do, anything that makes you woo and/or yay but I need them to be full-frontal and around 150 high or more.

Please either post them here or send them to me at [email protected].

Ta.

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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 12:42, archived)

here you go

linky
That is what you said isn't it?

NSFW BTW (and extremely foul as well)

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Spoon, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 12:52, archived)

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!

And I was eating chocolate moose at the time.

It took me 5 mins to close all the pop=ups.

[edit] I just read the whole page. Is this guy serious?

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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 12:54, archived)

You are a twisted boy

and the anim at the top was completely unnecessary.

(Mumm-ra, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 12:55, archived)

i'm sorry

i feel all guilty now. I'll stab myself in the leg with a pair of compasses as penance
heres some nice smiley faces to make up for it

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Spoon, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 12:56, archived)

Speaking as a rugby player

I think he could be onto a good thing. The times its been threatened but never quite followed through....
And the woman at the bottom of the smiley faces tutors me Algebra. I'm impressed.

(Mumm-ra, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 12:59, archived)

really?

small world init

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Spoon, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 13:02, archived)

huh-huh...

...followed through....huh-huh...

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grinfish redux I can remember when all this were eels, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 13:14, archived)

my
god.

That is the foulest ani-gif I've ever seen.

(Lofted_Warrior, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 12:59, archived)

ooooh

I have two dodgy passport photos on my PC if you would like :)

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JayBeeEmm, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 13:36, archived)

Yes

Please!

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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 13:37, archived)

Well

They're of Me and My Sister
The jpegs are here: Clicky
or I can e-mail you the original bitmaps if you'd prefer as you may wanna shrink them
(I'm letting meself in for a world of pain here aren't I)

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JayBeeEmm, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 13:43, archived)

Somehow

I managed to look drunk and Sunburnt, even tho it was middle of Winter and I was totally sober!

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JayBeeEmm, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 13:44, archived)

aaaagh!

ginger!!

sorry.

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estuardo estuardo, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 13:47, archived)

Thats ok

I've had to put nearly 21 years of it, i'm used to it now. (My hair cannot fucking hummus)

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JayBeeEmm, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 13:49, archived)

there really are

a lot of gingery b3tans

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DaWolfey, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 13:59, archived)

mmm.

I'm sort of ginger, but not.

(Lofted_Warrior, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 14:14, archived)

Please feel free to use

pics of me and my mates - at www.koit.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 14:16, archived)

Thank

you.

More please.

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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 15:10, archived)

Me extremely hung over from 5 days of excessive drinking.

SO not the best photo of me in existance =)

(Dies Irae, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 14:06, archived)

If all the

Utah Saints were able to procreate with some sort of exotic bird .. can you tell where Im going with this?

(Saoirse, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 15:37, archived)

Wow what a match.

All those people that left early must be kicking themselves.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 12:35, archived)

woooooooooooooooooooooo

if only. Campbell's goal was all down to me you know. I went for a piss just as he scored. I was quite tempted to spend the rest of the match in the bog

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Spoon, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 12:36, archived)

Well you may as well spend our next two matches in there

If you're going to watch shit, it may as well be your own...

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grinfish redux I can remember when all this were eels, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 13:16, archived)

idle hands..

caused this to happen

(gumboots, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 12:31, archived)

hahahahahaaaaa

look at the donkey, hes loving it!

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Spoon, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 12:32, archived)

of course he is

the mouse is giving him "fuck me" eyes.

(Lofted_Warrior, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 12:43, archived)

of course

i don't think i've ever seen such a happy looking donkey. Cheered me up no end

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Spoon, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 12:48, archived)

...

It's bloody quiet in here today. And I should be revising for me A-Levels.

Fuck it, this is more fun.

(Lofted_Warrior, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 12:21, archived)

and what's more,

I've got further proof.

(Lofted_Warrior, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 12:30, archived)

the new CD's (Cat Disc's)

haven't been very popular

(Broon, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 12:15, archived)

heheh

i'd buy one

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Spoon, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 12:21, archived)

I find

MD more convieniant.

But each to their own.

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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 12:34, archived)

i'm just keeping

everything on my HD drive (sorry).

(manboobs, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 14:07, archived)

hahahahahahahaha

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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 14:51, archived)

Well, I was gonna

do a new Flash thing, but it's well sunny, so bollocks to that, I'm gonna have a picnic in the park.

Woooooooooo!

(tomsk, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 12:01, archived)

Sunny? Git!

It's pissing down up int frozen north, which has royally fucked the outdoor events that are supposed to be starting in one english minute just down the road!

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witchy is covered in BEES, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 12:03, archived)

Bummer.

Oh well, I lived up north for 23 years, I reckon I deserve a bit of southern pansy summer weather action now.

(tomsk, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 12:05, archived)

lovely and hot here

i'm sitting in my pants

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Spoon, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 12:07, archived)

not too sunny here

but not raining, which is a plus.

i just went to a car boot sale and got an amstrad PDA600 for a fiver! woo for me- it's practically the original pda. i'm happy, and it beeps at me.

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spacefish bong!, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 12:14, archived)

ooooh cool

I've so got to get out to some boot sales. Witchy's site is totally inspiring
/geek hat

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Spoon, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 12:15, archived)

i know

the bastard makes me jealous ;)

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spacefish bong!, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 12:16, archived)

its so annoying

i sold all my old computers about 6 years ago. Wish I could go back and slap some sense in to me.
Mind you, the money did help me go on a great holiday

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Spoon, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 12:19, archived)

I'm still kicking meself

for a load of Digital stuff I had to hoy about 5 years ago 'cos we needed the space. Some well old kit :(

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witchy is covered in BEES, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 12:53, archived)

I've got an Apple

Newton coming my way shortly, and it's so apple it makes the 'happy mac' sound when you turn it on :)

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witchy is covered in BEES, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 12:55, archived)

aww!

want one!

/me should get a job and stop running up student debt...

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spacefish bong!, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 13:48, archived)

today is my birthday!

im 23

(good afternoon everyone!)

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DaWolfey, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 11:58, archived)

happy birthday to you

happy birthday tooo youuu
happy biiirthday dear dawolfey
happy biiiiiiirthdaaaaay tooooooooo youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

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Spoon, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 12:00, archived)

It isn't mine.

I'm 32.

Happy birthday, though, wolfers...

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chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 12:01, archived)

Happy happy

birthyday, DaWolfey!

(tomsk, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 12:02, archived)

happy birthday to woo

<repeat 4 times, blow out candles, eat cake, get pissed>

Sounds like a good birthday to me! Mine's on friday.....grr.
Maybe we should have a birthday scheduler too, and a selection of b3ta cards to mail to people :)

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witchy is covered in BEES, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 12:02, archived)

That's

a lovely idea.

(tomsk, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 12:03, archived)

I have an email postcard server prog...

I'll make a copy and set up some b3ta cards...

gotta pop out to the shops first. I'll try to get onto it later.

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chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 12:04, archived)

happy birthday to yoo!

happy birthday to yoo!
happy birthday dear dawolfey!
happy birthday to yoo!

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spacefish bong!, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 12:09, archived)

Happy Birthday Wolfey!

I too am 23, but in a few short days I shall be (whisper it) 24.

What a nice sunny day for a birthday. Go and get drunk, mister.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 12:17, archived)

hoppy barfday!

the queens taking all the limelight, mines on tuesdayy

(minoltion, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 12:22, archived)

Hey, good point.

Are you secretly the Queen in disguise, DaWolfey?

(Lofted_Warrior, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 12:24, archived)

(it's not the Queen's birthday)

(it's her jooblee)
(i'll be off now, sorry)

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Dr Phil Kitten, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 12:27, archived)

well, of course

she wouldn't use her real birthday. It's all part of her cunning plan.

[sneaks around corner, quietly slaps forhead]

DOH!

(Lofted_Warrior, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 12:33, archived)

what? no! of course not

one would not consider such a thing to get closer to the common man.
i mean me, I wouldn;t do such a thing mate.
Is that right ? did I use your term correctly ? I mean yeah mate lets get wankered

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DaWolfey, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 12:30, archived)

Happy

Buuuuurrrrrthdaaaaaayyyyyyyyyy.

(Lofted_Warrior, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 12:23, archived)

happay birthdayay

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tomdog, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 12:28, archived)

H A P P Y B I R T H D A Y!! !! !! !! !! !!!!

Get as ratted as possible on the board tonught, for entertainment!!

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sun 2 Jun 2002, 14:43, archived)

donkey

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Spoon, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 11:55, archived)

just my opinion of course

over to you terry

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Spoon, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 12:03, archived)

Oh, I dunno...

He made a mistake, and did manage to clear it. It was the other guys who didn't close down Alexandersson .

Then again, I can't grumble. It's been a while since an Everton Player scored in the World Cup.

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grinfish redux I can remember when all this were eels, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 12:09, archived)

Fair enough

Spose you can't blame one donkey, er i mean player for the failings of the whole herd. I mean team.
(edit) big up Vassell though. I'll stop talking about footie now

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Spoon, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 12:14, archived)

Think I see the problem.

We have a Swedish chef, so we should be employing chickens, not donkeys. Many more goals if Sven sat in the dugout with a cleaver.

(ed: I concur. Darius ruled. And he looks much better with his haircut and the boot polish)

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grinfish redux I can remember when all this were eels, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 12:26, archived)

i find these...

I'm keeping them now...

(PornDungeon, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 11:55, archived)

The Royals are quite commercially astute these days...

The big money's in porn...

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chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 11:33, archived)

Jubilee 2002 sex card

woot

(spooksie, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 11:30, archived)

a draw. isn't football fun?

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tomdog, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 11:29, archived)

it would be if it were like

that, i'd watch it anyway

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DaWolfey, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 11:35, archived)

too right

yes

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tomdog, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 11:36, archived)

wow

you do stupid animals. I discovered that yesterday. Now I know how these lot do it....

(christophaloph, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 11:44, archived)

the one on the left,

is in a little dream of football. If only the World Cup was played by fluffy doggies instead of hairy boys...

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Dr Phil Kitten, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 12:19, archived)

Racist Ronaldo

you have probeby seen it before. I got a email from someone who sent it to me.

(spooksie, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 10:46, archived)

Indeed we have.

Timespaz

However, it's hilarity remains intact.

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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 10:49, archived)

Afternoon all.

time spazz from someone else is a Glass Cock.

ROFLMAO!!!111 SHE'S LICKING COCK!!!!111 LOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!1

(Tendency, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 12:01, archived)

Thank you

for correcting my gramm3r.

I promise to do better in future.

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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 12:23, archived)

Cliquey?

Last night I was learning how to use my 1st ever copy of photoshop and made a fear snow globe, got told it was too cliquey. what's the deal with that,
next they'll be asking 'what the deal with that Hummus thing",
Kids today hey.

Clicky

(p.s. mucho wooness to the new song koit)

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JayBeeEmm, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 10:36, archived)

The username

seems to answer your question.
B3ta's getting lots more visitors nowadays, so the wanker quotient has gone up. Ignore 'em.

(tomsk, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 10:38, archived)

sad but true

nice snowglobe, spesh after two tutorials: i've been slopping for three years now, and i probably couldn't do that...

(trumpet, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 10:45, archived)

'Twas

very well done indeed.

(tomsk, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 10:54, archived)

Thanks All

Can't take all the credit tho, it was a very good tutorial (Actually I can't remeber which website I got the tute off, so I will take all the credit :o) )

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JayBeeEmm, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 11:04, archived)

Fuck 'em

Post whatever you like. Cliquey or not, it was a bloody good piccy in its own right.

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moonbadger Doesn't judge a fish by its ability to climb trees, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 10:45, archived)

Nowt's too cliquey for

this place - ignore 'em. It might be deemed a smidge cliquey for the front page 'cos first time visitors won't understand it, but on the board 'tis fine.

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witchy is covered in BEES, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 11:32, archived)

Cheers JBE

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 11:35, archived)

For all those without a TV

...and with an internet connection..

1-0 to England so far! Campbell!

Keep it up boys...

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shindig, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 10:16, archived)

Anybody got an idea

whats up with my PC?
I did a virus check and it says no virus detected BUT
there is definitely something up.
Half my fonts have disappeared and you know the little icons in the top right corner of windows for minimise and close? Well they have turned into numbers.
This has also happened to the little arrows on my back and forward buttons..

(Jesus, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 9:28, archived)

mine does that occasionally-

have you tied rebooting?

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spacefish bong!, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 9:31, archived)

Yup

same shit. My last computer did the same thing.Pain in the arse.
All the check boxes have turned to & symbols as well

(Jesus, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 9:35, archived)

sounds like you've lost marlett

clicky for details
it should be reinstallable from your windows cd (or leechable online!)

edit: i'd run scandisk too, if i was you!

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spacefish bong!, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 9:43, archived)

Yup

mine did the same thing and it was because the marlett symbol font had become corrupt. Nicked it off my laptop, put it in the fonts folder and rebooted...vóila
You can get it from here

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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 9:46, archived)

Thankyou

To show my appreciation I won't cheer Sweden for five whole minutes

(Jesus, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 10:22, archived)

I'm sorry,

You seem to be confusing me with someone who gives a fuck.

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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 10:47, archived)

No wonder they played so well in the 2nd half..

...if they had Jesus on their side.

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grinfish redux I can remember when all this were eels, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 12:14, archived)

i thought

it was something to do with running out of memory (try getting rid of stupid things that startup automatically & reboot)

(manboobs, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 9:34, archived)

have you got all the latest virus definitions and stuff?

i assume you've tried rebooting?

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tomdog, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 9:37, archived)

It just can't fucking hummus

(christophaloph, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 9:48, archived)

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