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# right, fuckit i'm standing!
(, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 17:24, archived)
# Well i'm dancing!
you're the next hat of anger in my books!
(, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 17:26, archived)
# you've got my vote
(, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 17:26, archived)
# ^ this

Tea and biscuits are always a winner.
(, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 17:29, archived)
# fuck me, it`s the bloke out of Keane!
(, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 17:27, archived)
# hurrah!
club stylee
(, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 17:29, archived)
# AND!
(, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 17:31, archived)
# Crikeh!
You're my wife now, Dave.
(, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 17:36, archived)
# lemon party?
(, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 17:27, archived)
# that too...
fucksocks
(, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 17:27, archived)
# bugger
EDIT: Am currently trying to negotiate getting cover for the 22nd, as I live in York, a mere twenty minutes on the train from Leeds.
(, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 17:30, archived)
# I live in York too...
...and will probably be driving. So if you want a lift...
(, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 17:36, archived)
# both come!
or i shall hunt you down with packs of ravenous killer toads!
(, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 17:39, archived)
# I am coming!
But can I have the toads anyway?
(, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 17:42, archived)
# well i suppose so
but only if you Vote Lemony
(, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 17:45, archived)
# You can have my vote*
in exchange for the toads!

Is that gerrymandering?


*or a pint on 22nd
(, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 17:47, archived)
# is this for the 'most deserves a face-lift' competition?
you've got my vote!
(, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 17:27, archived)
# I don't need your taxation and your bureaucracy.
I can supply my own tea and biscuits.
actually I'm out of biscuits
(, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 17:29, archived)
# would








like tea and biscuits
(, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 17:29, archived)
# hmmm.
what's your standing on the real issues of today?

For instance: milk first or last?

edit:
  Lemony    [X]
(, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 17:31, archived)
# opersonally i'm a black tea drinker... but i respect the views of all people on this
and i myself usually add the milk first unless the tea is to be carried on some form of tray outside of the teapot, in which case milk goes in a jug, ensureing warm tea, cold milk and allowing the consumer to choose the milk to trea ratio
(, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 17:35, archived)
# definitely milk last
.. and I don`t even drink tea
(, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 17:36, archived)
# Tea and biscuits always gets my vote!
(, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 17:32, archived)
# Mistress Cotton
(, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 17:15, archived)
# god yeah! Jim`ll be fwapping his little heart out
(, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 17:16, archived)
# *fwaps*
my squildo has never been more graped
(, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 17:16, archived)
# i always pictured her being skinnier than that
but woo!
(, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 17:16, archived)
# I would
(, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 17:19, archived)
# Was that Isobel Marion?
(, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 17:20, archived)
# Phwooaaar!
(, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 17:33, archived)
# Official Sauce of
Must have been done before...

(, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 17:14, archived)
# i havent seen it
i like it.
the letterings a bit tough to make out though.
(, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 17:16, archived)
# mm brown sauce
nice work
(, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 17:17, archived)
# Cheers guys
first ever post, glad I didn't get flamed. you're right the lettering is a bit cak!
(, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 17:23, archived)
# fuck off noob
(, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 17:26, archived)
# ^ ignore him
he`s a pussycat really

... A GAY ONE
(, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 17:28, archived)
# Cheers
My 9 year old calls her mates that on Neopets. Well thought out.
(, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 17:29, archived)
# ;)
(, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 17:29, archived)
# ..
HP -- Yuk disgusting stuff
(, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 17:24, archived)
# I agree
Besides which, despite this current ad. campaign, they're owned by a French company - Danone.
(, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 18:02, archived)
# ewwwwww
(, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 17:13, archived)
# me too
(, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 17:14, archived)
# ..
Marmite drools

Yum tum
(, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 17:14, archived)
# pffft!
you really have no sense AICMFP! :p
(, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 17:15, archived)
# ning, baby
(, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 17:16, archived)
# well helllllllllllllllllllllllo
;)
(, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 17:16, archived)
# ..
Some of us like it you know
(, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 17:17, archived)
# i wish i was marmite
then somebody might love me
(, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 17:18, archived)
# ack I love you
.. in a non bumgay way

and I`m sure Babs would love you also
(, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 17:19, archived)
# marmite is the food of the gods
he wouldn't eat it though, not enough blood
(, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 17:16, archived)
# but marmite is so nice. in the right circumstances of course
(, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 17:18, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
bleurgh.
(, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 17:19, archived)
# My Mate Marshall
(, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 17:18, archived)
# Mariah Carey uses Celestion


..maybe
(, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 17:22, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha
:D
(, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 17:25, archived)
# ooh, political.
(, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 17:19, archived)
# crazy
drool
(, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 17:20, archived)
# hahahahaHAHAHAHAAHHAAHHAHAHHA
best thing ever!

the anim, not marmite.. fucking disgusting stuff
(, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 17:20, archived)
# ..
Marmite... yummy, tasty gorgeous stuff
(, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 17:21, archived)
# it`s as rubbish as your conservative party!

.. and the circle is completed ;)
(, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 17:22, archived)
# HP
Why not have some of your 'chavy' HP sauce instead then?
(, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 17:23, archived)
# maybe I will
... not being TORY, I have a choice in the sauce I use!

(?????)
(, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 17:29, archived)
# Oi! Marmite is truly the work of the gods.
However, I agree that the Conservative are clearly in league with the evil hordes of the undead.
(, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 17:28, archived)
# YES
!!!!!
(, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 17:21, archived)
# Ahahahahahahaha!
I'm luorvieen' it.
(, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 17:21, archived)
# titch
marsh
(, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 17:11, archived)
# feltch
(, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 17:12, archived)
#
Saving money on fertiliser?
(, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 17:13, archived)
# my dad looks just like him
without the gurn
(, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 17:13, archived)
# i demand
you make him parp.....hu zaa
(, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 17:27, archived)
# hehe
hes letting one go!
(, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 17:42, archived)
# last one..



this is the last one, alright
(, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 17:03, archived)
# GAH.
Fuck off fuck off fuck off.

And yes, I am reposting in your thread.
(, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 17:06, archived)
# Whew
Good job we're not doomed anymore.

(, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 17:06, archived)
# hahaha
/doubts bewitched_fan will get it
(, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 18:33, archived)
# Is it Tuesday already?
Jesus Christ, how long was I asleep?
(, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 17:07, archived)
# ha ha ha ha ha*
*fuck off
(, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 17:08, archived)
# do you honestly think the Tories are any less shit than Labour?
they`ve both been absolute bollocks
(, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 17:09, archived)
# Well you see
That doesn't look very much like private fraser (possibly because he's smiling). And when he used to say "we're doomed!" it was always in the context of over-reacting, which kind of spoils your message. Also the pictures are really bad quality and you inadvertently missed out an apostrophe and added five exclamation marks.
(, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 17:09, archived)
# You
are brilliant.
(, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 17:10, archived)
# Weredoomed
Sounds like some kind of bad horror movie.
(, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 17:11, archived)
# ..
Look it was only a 3 mintue quicky

and that was the only photo I could find of fraser
mr/mrs.prefect
(, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 17:13, archived)
# they were a rubbish band too
they came out when I was living in the Republic of Ireland and were constantly on RTE and radio
(, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 17:14, archived)
# pfft
It refers to the old sitcom, apparently.
Personally I like them both, with sound off.
(, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 17:15, archived)
# ,..
I like the TV show 'Bewitched' not the group - B*witched they were s**t
(, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 17:16, archived)
# you fancied Dick Sargent
(, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 17:17, archived)
# im not gay
Yep sure did, problem?
(, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 17:18, archived)
# he was crap!
he looked like a monkey

hence... YOU FANCY MONKEYS!

DUHHHHHHHH
(, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 17:23, archived)
# ha ha
he LOVES teh dick
(, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 17:19, archived)
# s t?
sort?
slot?
spit?
soot?
(, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 17:19, archived)
# smut.
(, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 17:21, archived)
# You realise
that you're allowed to swear here, right?
(, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 17:19, archived)
# cunt cock tits motherfucker hug
ass boobs shitcockingballbags freezer
(, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 18:03, archived)
# Just how young are you?
You clearly too young to comprehend just how much the tories fucked up the country last time.
(, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 17:24, archived)
# Were?
So we're going to be alright from now on?
(, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 17:11, archived)
# Beef Lemons
If any of you long-tern sufferers of B3taitis remember that beef lemon I posted,
here it is many months later. It's been sitting on a couple of sachets of silica
gel since the first photo and it's now rock hard.


Just thought you like the update!
(, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 17:02, archived)
# Petrified beef lemon!
Coool!
(, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 17:04, archived)
# eat it
you know you want to
(, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 17:07, archived)
# with yorkshire puddings!
/may be confused
(, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 17:11, archived)
# What happens if
you do that to a cucumber?
(, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 17:11, archived)
# this!
I hope it creates Dark Matter, they've been trying to find some for years.
(, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 17:13, archived)
# I loved the Beef lemon
It was my favourite of all the labelled/mislabelled fruit. I thought you were going to sneak it back onto the shelf in Tesco?
(, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 17:40, archived)
# Nah!
I might cut it open and add all three pictures tomorrow sommetime.
(, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 20:09, archived)
# anyone got a bone?
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 16:59, archived)
# Woo!
Oddly poignant.
(, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 17:04, archived)
# i've got a boner
(, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 17:08, archived)
# nothing new then
:~P
(, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 17:09, archived)
# seeing as the board`s gone weirdly political
(, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 16:57, archived)
# just stumbled on this
Image hosted by Photobucket.com
i think the point it portrays is a good one
(, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 16:58, archived)
# blimey!
is that good or bad?
(, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 16:59, archived)
# terminal
(, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 17:00, archived)
# Can I see..
one breast, with tassle?
(, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 17:02, archived)
#
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 16:59, archived)
# hahaha
(, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 17:00, archived)
# hahahaha
saw it, chuckled.. then cottoned on!

BEWARE!
(, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 17:01, archived)
#
Image hosted by Photobucket.com
(, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 17:09, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
(, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 17:17, archived)
# OK - this one is actully a little funny
promise, (no bias support for either of the main 2 with this joke)

(, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 16:54, archived)
#
(, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 16:57, archived)
# I agree entirely
(, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 17:00, archived)
# Grrr
Now I want to see a picture of that devil wanking... *Shrugs*
(, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 17:05, archived)
# i am now sniggering
(, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 17:00, archived)
#
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 17:02, archived)
# will you do the fandango ?
(, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 16:54, archived)
# oh gawd
Burger Breath + animation!

:)
(, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 16:58, archived)
# Yes,
Yes I will play Grim fandango
(, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 16:59, archived)
# It's a good idea
Means the tabloids are less likely to nick it.

Woo pic!
(, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 17:00, archived)
# fantastic stuff
woo yay
(, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 17:01, archived)
# What is love? Baby don't hurt me, no more.
Best. Sketch. Ever.
(, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 17:13, archived)
[challenge entry] Clicky for biggy
(, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 16:53, archived)
# arf!
Is he working as a hotel porter now then?
(, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 16:55, archived)
# hahaha so THAT`s his secret!

/sarcasm ;)
(, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 16:56, archived)
[challenge entry] For the love of God, Bog, NOOOOOO!

Previous Bog...
Chair
Food
Scissors
(, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 16:50, archived)
# But
he's already blue...

Nice!
(, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 16:53, archived)
# Haha
I dont care who he is, woo!
(, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 16:53, archived)
# hehehe Bog is class
(, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 16:57, archived)
# He says he likes you, too....
Wanna buy him?
(, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 16:59, archived)
# how much?
(, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 17:19, archived)
[challenge entry] Come on Emu
Help me get the ladders out of the shed.
(, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 16:48, archived)
# .."United
are playing Norwich. Should be a walkover."
(, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 16:52, archived)
# Stop
reminding me of that.... it never happened!
(, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 16:55, archived)
# CHEEP CHEEP
hehehehe
(, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 17:03, archived)
# hehehehe
"Let's be 'avin' you!"
(, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 17:06, archived)
# ahem!
(, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 2:55, archived)
#
::
(, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 16:47, archived)
# cool
and your bird has an ugly mush
(, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 16:52, archived)
# I think she's cute
shame about the boss eye, but no-one's perfect
(, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 16:55, archived)
#
well I would
(, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 17:04, archived)
# cock
(, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 17:10, archived)
# That's a real superb
pencil filter!
(, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 16:57, archived)
# Pfft
funny how people care so much about how pictures are made.
(, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 16:58, archived)
# An oldie - reworked

(, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 16:46, archived)
# arf
:)
(, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 16:49, archived)
# Arf

(, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 16:50, archived)
# hahahaha
nice
(, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 16:50, archived)
# OMG!!!!
ROTFLMAO
(, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 16:51, archived)
# puns aloud
lol
(, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 16:51, archived)
# Hahaha
hahaha

(, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 16:55, archived)
# Who said Space Hoppers don't feel pain?
(, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 16:45, archived)
# I dunno.
Who did say that?
(, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 16:47, archived)
# The creators
(, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 16:47, archived)
# The Proclaimers
(, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 17:04, archived)
# sigmund freud
(, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 16:48, archived)
# spacktard
(siggy, not you)
(, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 16:51, archived)
# Not much
of a hopper is he?
(, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 16:48, archived)
# its the new edition
The Splatter
(, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 16:49, archived)
# Ah.
Good ploy ; )
(, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 16:51, archived)
#
(, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 16:44, archived)
# arght
the pun, it burns...

but I still would.
(, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 16:47, archived)
# my thouhts exactly
what a twunt

i heard a song of his earlier that sounded like it was a duet from that stupid chick off the jamster adverts
(, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 16:52, archived)
# I heard that, too.
I wondered what the fuck it was!
(, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 16:56, archived)
# scat rabies, nutz drummer
(, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 16:44, archived)
# That's simultaneously fluffy, punk and Lovecraftian
Which makes it the Best Thing Evar, obviously.
(, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 16:45, archived)
# hohohoho!
good stuff!
(, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 16:45, archived)
# yay for Nutz!
(, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 16:47, archived)
# hehe
nice action
(, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 16:49, archived)
# yay for the Nutz
best band ever
(, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 16:56, archived)
# lovely animation!
(, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 16:58, archived)
# yaaay!
(, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 17:09, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 16:42, archived)
# It's a bit small.
could you make it bigger?
(, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 16:49, archived)
# Does it need to be?
Really?
(, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 16:53, archived)
# Probably not the first time
he's been told that.
;)
(, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 16:55, archived)
# You said that was our secret
(, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 16:58, archived)
# you know you`re going to vote UKIP
you fancy them
(, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 17:00, archived)

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