b3ta.com board
You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Home » Messageboard » Archive 22462 (Older | Newer)

# Meep
BEWARE!
Image hosted by Photobucket.com
THE MIGHTY BANANAS WILL RISE AGAAAAIN!
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 17:42, archived)
# more of this sort of stuff
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 17:45, archived)
# toooooooth
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 17:46, archived)
# Blast
The toothanians have beat us again!
Until we meet again, batman!

*editors note: woo@the tooth*
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 17:49, archived)
# no red eyes
no green nostrils

I'm not bewaring this

woo to the pic though
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 17:47, archived)
#

Image Hosted by Annoying Frog
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 17:42, archived)
# Haha
You nutter. :-)
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 17:43, archived)
# ha ha that is absolutely cocking brilliant
fun drunky times!
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 17:45, archived)
# :o
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 17:47, archived)
# With any luck...
...she won't remember doing that pervy animation for us in a few hours :)
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 17:45, archived)
# she won't remember
she's done one already

;^)

woo to the pic
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 17:47, archived)
# \o/



are emoticons taking over me or something?!
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 17:49, archived)
# I demand that all drunk people
on the messageboard get a "Restricted" sign and are watched closely by the mods. Here is a suggestion for the Restricted sign.
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 17:51, archived)
# Bad idea
They'd be proud of it and wear it like one of those "Rice" stickers.
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 17:54, archived)
# I would be proud as well,
that was the point! And I had a few glasses of wine for dinner.
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 17:55, archived)
# Yeah?

*Pfff-fff fff-fff-ffff-ft*

Actually it's not a bad idea, maybe not so much forced, but if we had an icon we could include to warn people.
Well, only you'd probably forget.

What was my point again?
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 17:55, archived)
# You could be punished for
all kind of offences. Like speeding. Write too fast and you will be punished!
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 17:56, archived)
# R for rat-arsed?

(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 18:01, archived)
# Absolutely.
The mod should be able to tell who is drunk. Might turn out everybody's drunk. But it would be a nishe addon anyway.
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 18:02, archived)
# Ah, but what if the mods are drunk?

(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 18:08, archived)
# They ARE drunk
aren't they?
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 18:13, archived)
# XD
woo to you
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 18:03, archived)
# Mother cooks baby
Toasty!
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 17:40, archived)
# NSFW!!!!
naked baby chicken monster.. things

;)
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 17:45, archived)
# Right that's me off to see the girly,


Have a good 'un, y'all.
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 17:38, archived)
# I keep forgeting its friday
Exams have fucked up my perception on the world...
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 17:39, archived)
# Don't worry,
it's all downhill after exams.

*spreads joy*
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 17:40, archived)
# Thanks
But its collage for me to study graphic design...


thats if i dont fuck up my gcse's
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 17:41, archived)
# Collage... graphic design...
Pffft, nice punnage*



*possibly due to a spelling error but hey, who's complaining?
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 17:43, archived)
# aww happy weekend to you too
and your sexy robert-rankin-inspired name
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 17:40, archived)
# *feels molested*

*enjoys*
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 17:42, archived)
# THAT'S NO
bellybutton
Mod Edit: I'm afraid that's NSFW

Superfast moderation indeed. Now was that really so NSFW? I thought it was okay. I'll keep that in mind next time.
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 17:36, archived)
# yes it is...
its just a little.... different, thats all
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 17:38, archived)
# well. quite.
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 17:39, archived)
# haha! super fast moderation
I shan`t clicky just in case.. but what I will do, Mr.Mediocre, is record a really duff version of Sylvia by Focus.. just for you

and you`ll love it
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 17:40, archived)
# it's not bad
it's just a girl who looks a little young lying topless with starfish over her nipples
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 17:41, archived)
# HAHAHA
I am definitely spazzing back to this when I get home :)
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 17:44, archived)
# i am sure
you will be able to find better pornographic material if you look hard enough, there may be some risqé photos of women's stockings or corsets, afterall, it is the interweb
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 17:46, archived)
# hehe
you know, the *real challenge* for this pic was finding source material that wasn't so blatantly NSFW. Apparently, I failed at that anyway.
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 17:50, archived)
# pffft top pic
but definitely NSFW :)
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 19:18, archived)
# oh alright then
;^)
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 10:10, archived)
# That song rocks.
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 17:42, archived)
# I saw Jan Ackerman
a couple of months ago. Playing Focus stuf, hee was brilliant. But his newer solo stuff was Shite. His Bassist and Drummer did rock most hardy!
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 17:46, archived)
# Yes!
I'll love it.

most probably, anyway
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 17:43, archived)
# sudden hummus,

bored and need to tidy flat - Too farkin tired though
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 17:32, archived)
# is he holding
a gay pornographic entertainment disk?
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 17:37, archived)
# What's the weather like in Hull?
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 17:32, archived)
# i dreamt last night that terry venables had died from a heart attack.
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 17:36, archived)
[challenge entry] the secret of...
bear face ham
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 17:30, archived)
# Ahahahahaha
Fantastic!
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 17:31, archived)
# Hhehehe
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 17:31, archived)
# I like that
very, very much. Wooyayhoupla!
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 17:31, archived)
# THIS CHALLENGE SUCKS!!!!!!
I just thought i'd say it as I don't want the challenge getting too big-headed about being so brilliant so far ;)
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 17:32, archived)
# *sigh*
there`s always one

;)
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 17:35, archived)
# bloody cynic.
;)
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 0:09, archived)
# haha
does that product really exist??
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 17:32, archived)
# Yup
and its disgusting
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 17:33, archived)
# bloody hell
"we`ll kill one animal, turn it into strips, and then make it look like another animal" - bit sick if you ask me


"Daddy? Does ham come from bears?"
"No it doesn`t, now shut the fuck up before I tell mongychops to come over and read you a bedtime story"
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 17:37, archived)
# ha ha you evil bastard
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 17:38, archived)
# I just hate kids :)
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 17:40, archived)
# they sell it in
tesco
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 17:33, archived)
# Oh yes, it's very popular
As it makes a change from just one type of minced up processed general meat
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 17:33, archived)
# pffft
magnifique!
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 17:33, archived)
# the bear-faced cheek of it all...
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 17:40, archived)
# haha
that's genious. We used to eat that stuff all the time as kids. Tasted disgusting.
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 18:57, archived)
# that's
grrrrrrreat!
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 19:42, archived)
# i remember those
they were disguesting, w/y/h to u sir
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 20:00, archived)
# utterly brilliant
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 0:10, archived)
# awesome!
is this a repost? swear ive seen it before.
anyway, awesome pic :)
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 10:39, archived)
# oops
bandwidth exceeded
(, Wed 15 Jun 2005, 9:10, archived)
[challenge entry] How they make those motorway 'cats eyes'


/repost
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 17:22, archived)
# how mean!
have a woo anyway
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 17:24, archived)
# Not nice :(
Why do they get dark ages helmets to put on them?

have a bit of a woo for your effort anyway :)
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 17:30, archived)
[challenge entry] Smashing!
allow me to add a competition repost to your thread...

(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 17:30, archived)
# woo yay
It's not gonna stop me eating them tho.
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 18:56, archived)
# very good
best competition in a while by the looks
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 19:43, archived)
# ha ha!
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 17:37, archived)
# haha
woo
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 18:13, archived)
# Hey everyone...
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 17:20, archived)
# jayne middlemiss?
the one on the right in case you were wondering

edit: how rude of me, woo
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 17:21, archived)
# And you win the £5
Just let me print one off for you.
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 17:23, archived)
# huzzah!
*Spends it all on sweeties*
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 17:28, archived)
# *laughs as all your teeth fall out*

*recommends dentist*
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 17:30, archived)
# *gums*
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 17:31, archived)
# did you just say 'have a ride of me?'
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 17:39, archived)
# you can't pin naffin on me gavner!
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 17:43, archived)
# ha
you ninja editing scamp!

(well, almost ninja)
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 17:45, archived)
# she used to be quite nice looking from what I remember
.. one on the left would be my choice, if her neck was a bit less Kryten
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 17:22, archived)
# Huzzah!
Image hosted by Photobucket.com
Woo to yours, by the way.
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 17:23, archived)
# He's still ginger though.
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 17:24, archived)
# pfft
it just works
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 17:25, archived)
# MORE 5/8
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 17:20, archived)
# woohoo!
i'm feelin di riddim
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 17:22, archived)
# woo!
it`s Phil Collins, Ringo Starr, and John Bonham
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 17:22, archived)
# Ironic.
The best one's dead.
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 17:24, archived)
# I work with his nephew
100% of FACT
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 17:28, archived)
# Phil Collins has a nephew? ;)

he was a good drummer was John... and thanks to Jimmy "knob twiddler" Page, also got a fantastic distinctive sound

*wanks into a hi-hat*
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 17:30, archived)
# ive recorded in the stairwell where he got it
nurr
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 17:36, archived)
# Ask him...
...or you may know. Was he very big or did they just give him tiny drum kits?
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 17:30, archived)
# He was a midget
and they gave him a giant drum kit.
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 17:31, archived)
# Explains everything ;)
Home time. Bye.
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 17:32, archived)
# somebody stuck semtex in his floor tom; he was working up to a big solo at the end of Achilles` Last Stand and BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
very sad
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 17:28, archived)
# Was he in Spinal Tap then?
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 17:29, archived)
# it was originally going to be called "Spanimal Tap" because it was the story of a gopher, a hamster, a mouse, and two ladybirds (backing vocals)
such a tragic accident
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 17:31, archived)
# This is ace.
Oh yus.
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 17:23, archived)
# love the drum kit
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 17:23, archived)
# details y'see
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 17:30, archived)
# yes!
that is of the goodness.

I go to home now.

Hooray!
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 17:26, archived)
# Sorry, it's Friday afternoon!
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 17:18, archived)
# I knew it was coming
but I still laughted when it did anyway!
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 17:19, archived)
# cockrockers...
They should be carved up and spit-roasted. Possibly not in that order.

edit: I approve of your punnage though :)
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 17:22, archived)
# *titter*
but what's with the UNREGISTERED AdGif malarky?
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 17:23, archived)
# It's pants...
But it was an idea I wanted to get up quick and easy, I'll redo it wiuthout later... Justr for you :o)
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 17:28, archived)
# ah
I'm *so* flattered :D
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 17:30, archived)
# ha ha saw it coming
but i still laughed! i hate that song, but i love your thingy!
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 17:23, archived)
# fnarr fnarr
fwap fwap
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 17:25, archived)
# Mama mia! getta me-a da pasta and-a da peas!

just popped in, off home now

(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 17:13, archived)
# Woo for cultural stereotypes!
and yay for peas, those little round, green packets of yoy.
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 17:16, archived)
# YEEE!
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 17:22, archived)
# is that Lemony?
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 17:23, archived)
# Shut up your silly mouth.
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 17:24, archived)
# kiss me baby
i'm lonely
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 17:29, archived)
# .. looks like him!
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 17:43, archived)
# pfft
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 17:25, archived)
# For Those Attending......





i'm sure it'll be up on piratebay sometime soon anyway, lol
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 17:11, archived)
# If you remove the ?dc= bit from the URL
we only have to Download the image once and it stays in our caches ;-)
Woo!
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 17:13, archived)
# hmm, didnt know that
ta
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 17:16, archived)
# can you explain what you mean?
I removed the ?dc and it still appears the same.
i can download it either way.
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 17:18, archived)
# the bit in the URL
i'm guessing is a session type thingy

it basically asks you to re-download the image every time its asked for


EDIT: with descriptions like this its no wonder i'm failing my degree in computing technology
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 17:20, archived)
# ah...
ha!
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 17:24, archived)
# you massive mong!
/not really.
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 17:20, archived)
# *looks up word in british insult dictionary*
.
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 17:26, archived)
# Passing ?stuff=otherstuff&again=whatever style parameters to a file
(which can pe picked up in the $_GET[] superglobals in PHP, for example) allow the file to do fancy stuff, which means that browsers treat anything with a ?something= style URL as dynamic and refuse to cache it.
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 17:28, archived)
# *swoon*
you're *so* brainy ;)
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 17:33, archived)
# No,
I just don't have any sort of social life.
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 17:35, archived)
# ah
one of THOSE
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 17:37, archived)
# I don't get it !!
What does it mean ?

i'm not understanding anything today.

- oh i've thought about it, and i do get it now, sorry.
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 17:18, archived)
# Russell Crow?huh?
Bit gash, but hey!
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 17:10, archived)
# : )
woo !

Teh crow:
Latin name: Seamus maximales
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 17:11, archived)
# pfft how odd
*spangspangspangpsang*
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 17:12, archived)
# hahaha "gash"
haven`t heard that in years!
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 17:15, archived)
[challenge entry] Quick and dirty (bit like Marmite really)
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 17:08, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
I'm a Marmite fan. Thankyou.
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 17:12, archived)
# it is EVIL!
as well documented in ASDA quest
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 17:17, archived)
# Marmite is the Devil's food.
Woo to you!
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 17:19, archived)
# .
i like marmite, so that wasn't funny
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 23:01, archived)
[challenge entry] Meanwhile, there was trouble at the factory....
Production swapped from this…
burger
to this…
chicken

site
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 17:08, archived)
# yesssss! you are the kings of the spang
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 17:09, archived)
# Top Spangage
I hate that f*cking clown
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 17:09, archived)
# yay
spang that clown
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 17:09, archived)
# How come Ronald falls where he does
if the trajectory of the pan goes the other way?

Explain that.
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 17:09, archived)
# His rubbery skull clearly bounces off the wall.
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 17:11, archived)
# head bounces offf wall
durr! ;)

you need to spend more time panning clowns my'lad
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 17:11, archived)
# Rubber ....
walls
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 17:12, archived)
# because it's
MAGIC, and magic things need no explanation.

Either that or it's a test from God, you non-believer, you.
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 17:12, archived)
# I prefer to test God myself.
If he really exists and is compassionate, he stops my air-rifle bullet hitting the puppy.
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 17:13, archived)
# thats why i nailed that hippy to a tree..
god forsook him then dint he


*one to hell please.. no.. single)
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 17:15, archived)
# That deserves a spangage woo.

(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 17:15, archived)
# hee hee yay!
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 17:19, archived)
# I believe the phrase
'high cockalorum' would be suitable at this juncture.
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 17:19, archived)
# YAY
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 17:31, archived)
# TILLMONKEY!
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 17:07, archived)
# Is that Asda's new Chenobyl store?

(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 17:08, archived)
# yes
otherwise known as 'nuneaton' *shudder*
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 17:26, archived)
#
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 17:08, archived)
# fair enough
but no one calls people who work in low-grade supermarket jobs till-apes do they?
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 17:10, archived)
# Have you
seen the girls that work in Ipswich Sainsbury's?
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 17:13, archived)
# why, are they pretty?
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 17:19, archived)
# perhaps
it's because they're aesthetically pleasing.

Or maybe I'm just a pedant ;)
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 17:28, archived)
# fiksed!
i salute your pedantry good sir fair maiden
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 17:30, archived)
# i
fank oo :)


*that'd be madam to you ;)
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 17:31, archived)
# Checkout Simian!
Woo t'that!
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 17:09, archived)
# hehehe
i love that word. Simian. best insult ever. Apart from 'You Penis Pump'
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 17:12, archived)
# banana spillage on aisle 7!
Woos in your direction.
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 17:13, archived)

« Older messages | Newer messages »

XML feeds