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# Just found this - it's rapitinui's, isn't it?
www.funnypart.com/images/adimages/skydefault.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Ska King Cody, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 1:41, archived)
# No.
He's got longer fur and a black patch near his eye.

Edit: Hmmm, I didn't spot the "apostrophe-s" last time.
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Fri 17 Mar 2006, 1:44, archived)
# Nope!
 
but then, there's a lot of those dojo kittens out there.

: )
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 1:56, archived)
# oh.
just saw it, and remembered seeing someone make/post it on b3ta.
Figured it was you.
Ka pai for trying?
(I helped save b3ta! Ska King Cody, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 2:49, archived)
# Tino pai tena.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 2:55, archived)
[challenge entry] Everyone keeps making power tool toys.

But I had to go one bigger :(
(WillF http://www.flickr.com/photos/silverfischdotnet/, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 1:30, archived)
# Haha,
worth a click just for the stylised 'Penis' logo.

(I helped save b3ta! S Snail wore out his welcome with random precision, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 1:34, archived)
# Surprisingly...
I had to change very little to make it say 'Penis', and I actually spent longer on that than I did adding in the moving bits ;)
(WillF http://www.flickr.com/photos/silverfischdotnet/, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 1:36, archived)
# I saw a practical use for it straight away....
50ft woman
I think the only thing she's lacking is the petroleum jelly :)
(I helped save b3ta! eclecticshock, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 1:47, archived)
# next tanker ...
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 1:51, archived)
# rofl
Redheads make the best 50 ft. horny women.
(WillF http://www.flickr.com/photos/silverfischdotnet/, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 2:04, archived)
# lol,
I would...
it's strange that her right arm is positioned just over that gap between her legs... I can imagine being caught up in the moment below her and just staring up at it...
(I helped save b3ta! eclecticshock, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 3:06, archived)
# heh
 
I'm reminded of Dude, Where's My Car?.

"I wanna go on that ride!"
"So do I son, so do I.."
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 3:50, archived)
# FUCK yes.
 
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 1:56, archived)
[challenge entry] I wouldn't
neither should you.

(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 1:25, archived)
# whats pete burns doing with......
suffering sucatash...

is that what I think it is?

(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 1:27, archived)
# hint:
if the sex doll is named "Goatsella", move on to the next model.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 1:28, archived)
# *voms*

Actually yeah, fuck it i shall b3at you dudes tomorrow, i need teh sleeps0rz, Art CW due for tomorrow.
Yay bollocks
Nite!....again
*mwah*
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Aerixis, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 1:29, archived)
# thats what I thought it was....
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 1:30, archived)
# eeep
 
..'ello, you!

How's things?
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 2:02, archived)
# the last time i made love to a woman with wires coming out of her head,
the nurses threw me out.

Spoil-sports
(Jack Rarebit ...We like chillies, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 2:06, archived)
# Is it Fluffeh goth Kitten tiem?

It's certainly bedtime. Goodnight all!
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 1:20, archived)
# *eats*
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Aerixis, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 1:20, archived)
# ^eats^

(I helped save b3ta! JD if you please? Save The Apostrophes, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 1:22, archived)
# *shits and eats*
Ha, beat that
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Aerixis, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 1:24, archived)
# *eats, shits, and eats again*
easy, no?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 1:25, archived)
# See you tomorrow
got important stuff to worry about.
(I helped save b3ta! JD if you please? Save The Apostrophes, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 1:28, archived)
# 'nite
Shleep veel
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Aerixis, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 1:29, archived)
# "shits and eats and shits and eats*
you did ask for it, literally...
(I helped save b3ta! eclecticshock, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 1:25, archived)
# *munches*
*gargles*

(I helped save b3ta! JD if you please? Save The Apostrophes, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 1:25, archived)
# Balls
well, i got out shitted and out eated.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Aerixis, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 1:27, archived)
# awwww
 
what a cutie.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 2:02, archived)
[challenge entry] all's fair in love and war
Image hosting by Photobucket
(Jack Rarebit ...We like chillies, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 1:18, archived)
# Ow man.
*rubs bum*
How come i chose teh nuclear one
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Aerixis, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 1:19, archived)
# ^rubs^

(I helped save b3ta! JD if you please? Save The Apostrophes, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 1:23, archived)
# Hahahaha, great!
and on that sexified note, nos da (good night) all!
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Fri 17 Mar 2006, 1:20, archived)
# Hwyl am rwan
:-)
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 1:22, archived)
# wynrrrghh ha knooorrrthhhh
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Fri 17 Mar 2006, 1:24, archived)
# Twll dîn pob Sais
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 1:29, archived)
# so we ALL can play..


;)
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 1:42, archived)
# FACT
In Spanish scrabble you get a 'll' tile to play. FACT!!!
(sundaeg1rl Lady Two-Jugs, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 2:01, archived)
# that's because
the Spanish alphabet used to have 29 letters -- the regular 26, plus N~, LL, and (depending who you listen to) RR. FACT! :)
(I helped save b3ta! robtoo is all out of gum, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 2:03, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Fri 17 Mar 2006, 1:25, archived)
[challenge entry] ..
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 1:16, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 1:19, archived)
# I want to spoodge on her face.
Does that mean that I get the political undertones(s)?
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 1:22, archived)
# maybe teenage kicks
all through the night.. :-)
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 1:23, archived)
# (searches 'lolita')
(hires intern)
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 1:37, archived)
# ideal present for the mrs,
I may splash out on one myself.
(Jack Rarebit ...We like chillies, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 1:25, archived)
# hahaha !
..
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 1:26, archived)
# Hehehe
Great!

(I helped save b3ta! S Snail wore out his welcome with random precision, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 1:35, archived)
# phwoar! desert!
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 1:08, archived)
# cellulite
EDIT: nite all, need to sleep this shit off.....*yawns*

*hugs everyone*
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Aerixis, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 1:08, archived)
# you're
in ninja form tonight, dear
(I helped save b3ta! JD if you please? Save The Apostrophes, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 1:13, archived)
# I am, its true
I am touch typing i learnt it last night!!
Woosome, i think

EDIT: woo, 700 posts, in over a month! go me!
*Breaks out the JD*
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Aerixis, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 1:14, archived)
# well I can't shmell you here
but good learning
(I helped save b3ta! JD if you please? Save The Apostrophes, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 1:16, archived)
# haha, yeah i got that to
Qucikly edited. I thank you b3ta, you have drastically improved my typing abilities!!


EDIT: if i wern't drunk that is!

EDIT EDIT: there. *smiles*
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Aerixis, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 1:16, archived)
# stop it.
you are giving me a headache. please type correctly or I shall have to smack you in the head. I know you know betterer.

Edit: I am as pissed as a twat tooo.
(I helped save b3ta! JD if you please? Save The Apostrophes, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 1:19, archived)
# Woo to pissed toooooos!!
Woooo tooo booo moo!
....yeah i dunno
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Aerixis, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 1:22, archived)
# *munches*
(I helped save b3ta! JD if you please? Save The Apostrophes, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 1:26, archived)
# fuck me
you left bollock, you are working to my rates! Welcome, and don't piss in the tea.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 1:16, archived)
# I wouldnt piss in YOUR tea
.....*shifty eyes*
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Aerixis, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 1:17, archived)
# ^teas^

(I helped save b3ta! JD if you please? Save The Apostrophes, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 1:24, archived)
# That's about as sexy as desert can get
But I'm not going until someone says 'good night' to me.

And I'm tired, so it's really fucking mean if you don't

Edit: \o/ *tries the sleep thing*
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 1:09, archived)
# good night Jessie.
Sleep well.
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 1:10, archived)
# goodnight sexy Jessie
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 1:10, archived)
# 'night duck!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Aerixis, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 1:10, archived)
# Jood Gight Nessie
*hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Fri 17 Mar 2006, 1:11, archived)
# Night!
sleep well.
(I helped save b3ta! JD if you please? Save The Apostrophes, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 1:12, archived)
# 'good night'
happy now?

:-)

(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 1:12, archived)
# Night!
(I helped save b3ta! fukka isn't around as much as he used to be..., Fri 17 Mar 2006, 1:13, archived)
# Good night.
I love you more than any other human on the planet, and I think you're pretty cool, too. Even more coolerer than Henry Winkler.

Sleep well?
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Fri 17 Mar 2006, 1:14, archived)
# suck my toes
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 1:17, archived)
# *thinks*
...nah
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Aerixis, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 1:18, archived)
# it's an ill hidden b3ta secret
that I fancy Syncubus's feet.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 1:20, archived)
# I'm not a foot man myself,
But Synch's. Well, what can you say?
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Fri 17 Mar 2006, 1:24, archived)
# god, he'd attract the hordes from afar!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 1:27, archived)
# Don't. Not tonight.
I'm a moody bitch and I'll hurt you, bad.
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Fri 17 Mar 2006, 1:20, archived)
# not the whip, dear!
not tonight!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 1:21, archived)
# No
Bare fists. It's gentlemanly and stuff.

I have the rage. It's not good.
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Fri 17 Mar 2006, 1:31, archived)
# what's that sucking noise?
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 1:21, archived)
# night night
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 1:19, archived)
# Love this..(by that, I mean't your pic above!)
This pic aint mine, but I'm hosting it (paying for your to see it).. so what the hell! :)
GOOD PIC
(I love this pic!...biggup whoever made it!)
(btw, screw 'rotten'..)
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 1:12, archived)
# you better link that coz..
1 - taint yours
2 - NSFW

innit


Edit:

Yay!

(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 1:16, archived)
# depends on what you see it as?
(I have already said I dont own it.. its one of them pics.. but I am paying to host it here, so stealing nothing from nobody..)
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 1:18, archived)
# well I know what it is,
and so do many others.. (if they don't they obviously did not visit the same web sites I did :-)
on the subject of linkage, its more of a "I did not do it" as a hosting thing.

*nazi mode off*

(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 1:20, archived)
# You are right,(on the NSFW thing) but I'll host it for now..
for those who aint seen it :)
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 1:24, archived)
# :-)
well, since you are hosting it, why not just shop out the tag... coz they did not do the original...

(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 1:26, archived)
# I could. quite easily..
but as I said, I just wanted peeps to see it, its a great photograph. :)

EDIT: I made a viral pic that Lycos (among others) got thousands of commercial hits from..but I didn't mind.. we are here to create smiles, no?
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 1:28, archived)
# my dad owns a jcb
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 1:16, archived)
# is he bruce lee?
are you 5?
(I helped save b3ta! ProfHawking Lalalalala BANG!! Run! dammit, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 1:24, archived)
# (love this post)
\hugs
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 1:39, archived)
# hahahahahhaha
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 1:22, archived)
# arf !
..
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 1:16, archived)
# Phwoaaar!
I've jusy woken up ater falling asleep probably about sevenish and now it's time to go to my bed and I'm not tired now. Recommend a remedy to hrlp me get back to sleep.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 1:19, archived)
# whisky
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 1:22, archived)
# I have whisky but it's too good for sleeping purposes
I'm considering the half bottle of OVD which I have left.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 1:28, archived)
# sex
.
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 1:32, archived)
# That would work if the Dutchess wasn't ovr in france
I've gone for the rum
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 1:35, archived)
# have you to get up to work/drive in the morning?
if so, I would not do the drink thing.

as you would still be over the limit in the morning.. if not, crack open the bottle.. :-)
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 1:37, archived)
# Aye, but I can easily go in later
I work flexitime
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 1:39, archived)
# this was it!
my burger!
amazing!
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(I helped save b3ta! tweeny flickr.com/photos/tweeny, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 1:07, archived)
# Hmmmm
*pinches*
*eats*
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Fri 17 Mar 2006, 1:09, archived)
# NOOooooooooooOOOoooOOOooo
OOoooOOOoooooOOOOOooooooooo


its mine *cries*
(I helped save b3ta! tweeny flickr.com/photos/tweeny, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 1:10, archived)
# *Burps*
*rubs tum*

Edit: If you really want entertaining, try Professor Porno
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Fri 17 Mar 2006, 1:18, archived)
# *bangs face on screen*
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Fri 17 Mar 2006, 1:09, archived)
# sesamesesamesesamesesamesesamesesamesesamesesame
SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED!

Erm.. woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 1:13, archived)
# have you been drinking
too?
(I helped save b3ta! tweeny flickr.com/photos/tweeny, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 1:13, archived)
# No.
I wish I had now though.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 1:14, archived)
# eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

no.
(I helped save b3ta! JD if you please? Save The Apostrophes, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 1:14, archived)
# good good!
JD then?:P
(I helped save b3ta! tweeny flickr.com/photos/tweeny, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 1:16, archived)
[challenge entry] mince
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Fri 17 Mar 2006, 1:02, archived)
# Oh my god
This made me laugh a lot.

Woo
(I helped save b3ta! chronic And he doesn't know I licked his back!, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 1:09, archived)
# aaaaaaaahhhahah
 
hell yes.

woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 2:16, archived)
# 1am NSFW repost challenge
Links only. Obviously.

Surely someone can do better than this:
www.bloggerheads.com/images/rebecca_loos.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 1:01, archived)
#
mrh.headstaggers.com/b3tapix/d8.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 1:02, archived)
# dude thats so wrong
and bit NSFW too.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 1:03, archived)
# see the title of Manic's
post. It certainly is.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 1:03, archived)
# oh yeah *looks at watch*


night!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 1:06, archived)
# cunt off
you young thing you. *brandishes NSFW pics*
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 1:07, archived)
# *fwaps*
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 1:07, archived)
# yarrrr!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 1:08, archived)
# night! :)
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 1:07, archived)
# that's th' same watch that al-ky-eeeeeeeeda use
TERRIST!
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 1:16, archived)
# Its past my cun*ing bedtime and im 21!
and inm peshed
(I helped save b3ta! WurSeL - Havin it Large www.haveitlarge.net, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 1:33, archived)
# Ah.
What you meant to say was; 'jack_straw.jpg'
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 1:04, archived)
# haahahah
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 1:05, archived)
# I'm so glad you enjoyed that
because I call 'snap' with this:
www.bloggerheads.com/images/bush_queen_blog.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 1:07, archived)
# my lord
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 1:11, archived)
# our god
www.bloggerheads.com/images/blairpornfist.gif
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 1:34, archived)
# A real
"LOL" moment there.

Thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Fri 17 Mar 2006, 1:43, archived)
# hahahaha...hahaha...
nasty, but funny :)
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 1:46, archived)
# My EYES!
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Fri 17 Mar 2006, 1:04, archived)
# yes?
you want to sell them?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 1:06, archived)
# *bids*
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Aerixis, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 1:07, archived)
# NO!
how much?
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Fri 17 Mar 2006, 1:08, archived)
# baddum
Tisch
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 1:04, archived)
# nsfw, or so I was told
i50.photobucket.com/albums/f301/TripHazard/exposertominorsoftheyearaward.jpg
I know you particularly like this one mrhorrible :)
(I helped save b3ta! eclecticshock, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 1:09, archived)
# glad you linked it
good to see you have picked it all up. And ewww.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 1:12, archived)
# ...
www.b3tards.com/uploads/goatsekayak.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 1:10, archived)
# bit early for goatse, isn't it?
www.bloggerheads.com/images/rotj_arse.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 1:13, archived)
# jesus fuck
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 1:13, archived)
# sorry
closest I have is this:
www.bloggerheads.com/images/jesus_carol.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 1:18, archived)
# Rubik Pubes
www.abe11.dial.pipex.com/rubik.gif
(I helped save b3ta! Andy_R At the third stroke, the time will be precisely, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 1:19, archived)
# I don't care what they say. Austin Powers should be played by an English actor!
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:50, archived)
# Mike Myers really does rule

Edit: *yawns*
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na-night guys
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:52, archived)
[challenge entry] Ronnies Ruleth More
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:53, archived)
# the same way aids does
(purplefishontoast, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:54, archived)
# Mike Myers is half English.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:52, archived)
# Which half?
(I helped save b3ta! fukka isn't around as much as he used to be..., Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:53, archived)
# the better half.
(!?)
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:53, archived)
# The teeth
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:54, archived)
# the cuntfaced half.
I can't stand the austin powers shit. But he was good once.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:54, archived)
# his Dad's scouse
I think.
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:55, archived)
# He was born in Liverpool
too
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:59, archived)
# Oh well. I'm not changing the title of the post.
I think I was attempting to do an On-the-ceiling card type headline. Gah.
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 1:00, archived)
# Don't be defensive!
doesn't worry me, its a good pic!
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Fri 17 Mar 2006, 1:02, archived)
# The title of the post is irrelevant
I just saw that pic of Ronnie Barker and then google imaged away till I found a suitable Austin Powers pic.
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:54, archived)
# actually i believe
both halves are scottish, but he is a canadian citizen
(I helped save b3ta! The Incredible... accident free since, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 1:12, archived)
# haha.. I see where you were going...
Yes!..Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:53, archived)
# Mike Myers' career
started on Timmy Mallet's show
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:53, archived)
# 100% of True
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:55, archived)
# And then some!
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:56, archived)
# 124% of True
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:57, archived)
# Science!
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:58, archived)
# well the Wide Awake Club (more Tommy Boyd's show really)
he was the Fast Asleep Club with Neil Mullarkey
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:56, archived)
# Good
find!
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Fri 17 Mar 2006, 1:00, archived)
# have a look here
www.brillianttv.co.uk/wacaday/index.html

Sound asleep club rather.
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 1:04, archived)
# Haha, ace!
I used to love Timmy Mallet, he's the archetypal children's entertainer.
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Fri 17 Mar 2006, 1:07, archived)
# hooray
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:55, archived)
# (splurges)
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 1:01, archived)
# this seemed better in my head... guess im drunk... but now its done its just a poor excuse to get a cock into something.... but it took far too long to discard...
(purplefishontoast, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:49, archived)
# make sure she signs the form
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:51, archived)
# excuse me?
(purplefishontoast, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:51, archived)
# that's truly awful
So awful, it's making me smile. Woo!

Edit: This is why I like b3ta. Amusement in all kinds of places.
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:51, archived)
# now my t-shirt
a guy on another forum made it
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:52, archived)
# who made the what now?
i just made it... im bored and being emo about my unrequited love :'(
(purplefishontoast, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:53, archived)
# thats a neato
who made the what now right?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:55, archived)
# response so far...
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:55, archived)
# RIS? I don't get it...
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:57, archived)
# ... for a game!
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:59, archived)
# you just lost The Game
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 1:01, archived)
# that's low,
fucking poly!
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 1:11, archived)
# your all gay
(I helped save b3ta! fukka isn't around as much as he used to be..., Fri 17 Mar 2006, 1:12, archived)
# They don't celebrate it
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:57, archived)
# Poligen Ha!
kasto! Kasto! Krut!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:58, archived)
# Whassat?..can you see what 3 peeps are mixed here?

will post sources if needs be..
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:44, archived)
# beckam, hasslehoff
chuck norris?
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Aerixis, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:45, archived)
# 1:3
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:45, archived)
# tits
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Aerixis, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:48, archived)
# ironically close!
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:49, archived)
# ROLF MAYO
Edit:
Top- Gordon Ramsey
Middle- I can't think of his name, I get him confused with Mel Gibson. Er. Or it might be Beckham
Bottom- ROLF
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:45, archived)
# throw it
back!
(I helped save b3ta! tweeny flickr.com/photos/tweeny, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:45, archived)
# 1. Ramsay
2. Beckham
3. Going to kick myself
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:47, archived)
# almost there!
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:47, archived)
# Burt Reynolds?!
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:49, archived)
# Elvis, Jesus and Hitler?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:47, archived)
# GORDON RAMSEY
DAVID BECKHAM
AND ROLF HARRIS
(doris_day, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:48, archived)
# hahah...close 2:3
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:48, archived)
# ramsey
beckham
*edit* not best, rofl
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:48, archived)
# 2:3
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:48, archived)
#
Queen Victoria
The Aga Khan
Spongebob Squarepants?
(I helped save b3ta! fukka isn't around as much as he used to be..., Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:48, archived)
# Winner!


Your turn!
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:50, archived)
# HEY!
I got it an' stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:52, archived)
# ok, you did!..
so, its your go!..

joo make one! :)
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:54, archived)
# I'd rather have a cookie
It's less effort, and more cookie-like
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:58, archived)
# Mmmmmmm

/Leeched
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Fri 17 Mar 2006, 1:01, archived)
# Mmm!
Night time cookie!
*goes for a glass of milk too*
...
*takes cookie so no-one can nab it*
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 1:03, archived)
# Milk and cookie.
Now I want one.
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Fri 17 Mar 2006, 1:07, archived)
#


\ passes cookie

(owns all browsing history from this point on..)
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 1:01, archived)
# i saw the answers
ramsey beckham rolf
(I helped save b3ta! Sellers funkie not junkie, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:49, archived)
# you too :)
www.b3ta.com/board/5761655

EDIT: actually, yours was the first correct answer, you now hold and run the leader board!
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:50, archived)
# Sweet

Clickus bigorum.
(I helped save b3ta! spawn, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:43, archived)
# hahahaahhaha
that is fucking ace!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:44, archived)
# i actually love that more that a big lovey thing
thats absolutely great!
(I helped save b3ta! tweeny flickr.com/photos/tweeny, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:44, archived)
# heheh!
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:47, archived)
# sweet
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:49, archived)
# this
is where it's at. woo!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:49, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:56, archived)
# Oh dear.
/giggles
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:58, archived)
# haha
nooooo...
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:59, archived)
# ok, who's going to Download?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:37, archived)
# Je suis
tickets arrived this morning
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Aerixis, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:38, archived)
# I am considering going for one reason
I want to see Tool. The other headliners and so on I've seen. One big band, but a whole fest? Hmmm.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:40, archived)
# Im gonna go to throw a
bottle of piss at Axl. He fucked G'n'R up, big time.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Aerixis, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:41, archived)
# if I go, I'm not even going to wait to see him
but give him the time of day. Some of us have expected far worse of him for the last 15 years. At least he's trying.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:43, archived)
# 10-11 years on one album?
Dreads? HOCKEY SHIRTS!?!

video.google.com/videoplay?docid=6190866293250736909&q=guns+n+roses
what WAS he thinking
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Aerixis, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:44, archived)
# junkies are fun like that
it'll all come right in the end. in the 2012 reunion tour.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:46, archived)
# yeah thats what me
and my mate were sayin', if Velvet Revolver paly, would Slash hug him, or smack him?

I mean, Axl called him a n!gger, before kicking him and the rest of teh band.
I hope theyc an forgive him, he CAN still sing at least
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Aerixis, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:48, archived)
# Slash would hug him
and calling people a "n!gger" is hardly an insult, especially for Slash, who kicked about Wolverhampton with Goldie.... Axl got too much of a smackhead, hence waiting 10 years for an album. I hope Velvets do play, they'd blow them away.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:52, archived)
# Keith Harris and Orville.
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:38, archived)
# awww fuck.
*walks home*
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Aerixis, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:39, archived)
# cunt off and eat my shit
you left ankled horsefucker
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:39, archived)
# *steps back*
*cheers MrHorrible on*
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Aerixis, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:40, archived)
# watch and learn
I tend to lose. But I enjoy it as much as she loves me.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:41, archived)
# You fucking reckon?
Why in fuck would I love you, you cockfelching twatshaven spazbeast?
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:44, archived)
# I said I enjoy it as much as you love me
you spazzfaced otter rimming cunthole.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:45, archived)
# But I know you enjoy it lots,
you gaytrumping yeastwaxer. It makes you moist in your shrivelled and pustulous manparts.
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:48, archived)
# only as moist
as when you felch badgers for cheese in your left colon, you penispumping arsefarting spackface.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:49, archived)
# That doesn't even make any sense.
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:51, archived)
# I win!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:53, archived)
# If it makes you happy.
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:59, archived)
# isn't that a Sheryl Crow song?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 1:00, archived)
# *readies bottles of piss*
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:40, archived)
# a la Therapy 95?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:40, archived)
# I really want to see tool....
....but i can't go to Download.


Ah well, I'm going to see Joe Satriani to make up for it :D
(The_Mop, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 1:18, archived)
# Priceless pics are the current shop competition on my mates board. Any better ideas?
(Just recline and let me service you, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:34, archived)
# Lamfao,
tried and true!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Aerixis, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:35, archived)
# Here
have some Rolf Mayo to go with your lmfao and a rofflecopter on the side.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:39, archived)
# *munches*
[incomprehensible garbling under teh roffl salad]
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Aerixis, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:41, archived)
# 3 quid for a bucket of soapy frogs?!
bargin!
(I helped save b3ta! tweeny flickr.com/photos/tweeny, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:35, archived)
# Where on God's green Earth
do you buy tequila that cheap?
(I helped save b3ta! beast_with_two_backs Every time you kill a kitten, God masturbates, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:35, archived)
# Crack open a septic tank and you can experience tequila for free
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:37, archived)
# *cracks open*
*Sniffs*
*spaks out into unconciousness*
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Aerixis, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:38, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:36, archived)
# Hello :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:37, archived)
# eyup, duck!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:40, archived)
#
Image hosting by Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:42, archived)
# hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:45, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:53, archived)
# Arf!
*hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:56, archived)
# Hahaha!
Yes, very good.
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:37, archived)
# Hello!
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:38, archived)
# Hello Jessie me dear.
Things are good I assume?
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:38, archived)
# What an odd assumption
I've been to bashes and you weren't even there

I feel like giving up
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:40, archived)
# I'm keeping you waiting.
/tease
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:41, archived)
# Oh!
*regains will to continue*

*whistles a happy tune*
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:43, archived)
# I'm pretty sure I'll go to one of these
"Bash" things eventually, but only if I know you are going.

/Checks Jessie's bash photos.
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:45, archived)
# We should, I dunno, sync up fruit or something
whatever those kids are calling them these days
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:47, archived)
# Sync up fruit?
Yeah, that's a new one on me.
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:54, archived)
# "Rasputin!
Bring hither the skin-diving suit with the bottom cut out and unleash the rampant wildebeest."
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:40, archived)
# hahah..
indeed!
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:42, archived)
# its true!
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(I helped save b3ta! tweeny flickr.com/photos/tweeny, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:32, archived)
# tra la la la
so am I. But I didn't ahve a chicken burger.

And i managed not to smoke, and enjoyed not smoking Rar!
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:34, archived)
# well done
*pats on back*
(I helped save b3ta! tweeny flickr.com/photos/tweeny, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:35, archived)
# eeeewww
*wipes back*
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:37, archived)
# hurrah for alcomohol
and reconstituted chicken discs!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:36, archived)
# it were good!
i had salad with it too!
and chillis. theyre nice.
(I helped save b3ta! tweeny flickr.com/photos/tweeny, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:39, archived)
# And welcome back.
Oh, you're a girl.

/checks profile
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:38, archived)
# i am a girl!
well noticed!
(I helped save b3ta! tweeny flickr.com/photos/tweeny, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:39, archived)
# Phwoar!
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:41, archived)
# I filmed this out of my office window today
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:31, archived)
# Funnily enough,
i actually believe that.
Pretty big lead miniature for a titan, huh?
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Aerixis, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:33, archived)
#
I think titans were plastic, weren't they?

*geeks*
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:36, archived)
# hehe
great, and the camerawork is fantastic...
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:33, archived)
# That is a thing of beauteous hatstandity
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:33, archived)
# Hooray!
*I likes this*
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:36, archived)
# ...
(I helped save b3ta! Balloonhead, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:24, archived)
# What seams to be the problem. officer?
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:24, archived)
# its is teh
seams police!
(I helped save b3ta! Dont point it at your face up the ass, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:25, archived)
# which animal has a cunt half way up its back
a police cow?
(I helped save b3ta! Dont point it at your face up the ass, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:25, archived)
# Yeah..
That kinda works!
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:26, archived)
# Meet Aerixis


Its pronounced Air-Ix-is, for those who think its garble-de-gook.
He started out as a Thief, lvl60 in MapleStory. Then became my alter-ego.
Whaddya think, comic worthy?
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Aerixis, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:19, archived)
# What does he do?
I think you need a story or some jokes or something in order to make a comic strip, not just a drawing of someone with no mouth.
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:21, archived)
# perhaps he means cartoon a la JolyJack.
Which means he can do all the detailed stuff like in that picture. I'd be a pain retaining that in smaller images, and repeating it frame after frame after frame... OR he has a simplified, um, sprite.
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:23, archived)
# mmm kat
pants begone teim!
(I helped save b3ta! Dont point it at your face up the ass, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:24, archived)
# Hahah!
First time in a while I've been able to agree with Comma
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:23, archived)
# I kinda figured
that a sketch with no mouth would look kinda cute, i dunno.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Aerixis, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:26, archived)
# I don't think there's anything wrong with not having a mouth.
Postman Pat doesn't have a mouth.
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:28, archived)
# no mouth = no blowjobs
then again
no mouth = no moaning
hmm
(I helped save b3ta! Dont point it at your face up the ass, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:29, archived)
# hes a guy
dude
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Aerixis, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:30, archived)
# Guys can't moan or give bjs?
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:30, archived)
# NO!
(I helped save b3ta! Dont point it at your face up the ass, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:31, archived)
# And yet cats with human breasts are fine?
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:33, archived)
# *shakes hand*
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Aerixis, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:33, archived)
# There's a whole world out there
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:33, archived)
# Homophobe.
I bet you're gay really.
You'd love Graham Norton to suck you off.
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:34, archived)
# That's beyond gay
That's just wrong
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:35, archived)
# i knew that
*runs*
(I helped save b3ta! Dont point it at your face up the ass, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:31, archived)
# *casts stones*
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Aerixis, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:33, archived)
# *builds glass house around*
(I helped save b3ta! fukka isn't around as much as he used to be..., Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:45, archived)
# But he HAS got a nose
that looks like it should be in the compo...
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Aerixis, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:29, archived)
# It does
It's just not the only selling point.

It's a great start, I like teh little guy, there's definite potential there sir
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:30, archived)
# *hugs*
i have an idea......

*runs to sketchy board*
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Aerixis, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:34, archived)
# Well, my first idea
was that, being a thief, hes on the run, right? the big bangle he wears is stolen from a bounty hunter who is after him, called Maerith (who is hotb btw, but he cant remember his thievery past cuz hes of a memory loss.....reason....and thats about it so far

EDIT: yeah i made the bounty hunters name up, its subject to change, thank fuck
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Aerixis, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:24, archived)
# It needs some jokes, things that aren't funny are rubbish.
And why can't they have names that are easy to pronounce and not pretentious?
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:25, archived)
# well, c'mon, thieves are stupid, i
reckon i can conjure up some funnies along the way!
Ive got loooaads of bad puns planned too!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Aerixis, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:27, archived)
# then you must post on the dayshift, sir.
and without further ado!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:28, archived)
# Hmmm...

*goes off to knock up a 5-panel strip of Jeff The Incompetent Theif and Geoff, his sidekick giraffe.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:30, archived)
# it sounds like you have a veritable
project on the go. Do keep us updated as pictures and plots develop.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:26, archived)
# I can't make my mind up
...but I suspect you're kind of on the wrong site
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:26, archived)
# no, no
he's right. I think a whole series might be better suited to deviantart, but on the whole as a concept and getting things on the go he's in a good place for critics.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:28, archived)
# Wrong site?
Im not like, trying to phish for help or partners ar anything, its just that you guys are kinda critics, and i thought it'd be a good idea to 'make sure' with you lot!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Aerixis, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:29, archived)
# It doesn't look like something I'd read.
But good luck.
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:30, archived)
# Theh it shall be my
goal in life to make you giggle at my incompetant thief cartoon!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Aerixis, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:32, archived)
# But that's just it
i'm not criticising, it's not my place even if you deserved it (which you don't) but b3ta isn't really about long back stories and fan fiction, it's just about the silly 'shops and randomness. Serious stuff has a place, it's just...kind of not really what we 'do'
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:33, archived)
# .......damn.
you DO have a point.

*registers on Deviant*

Mwahahahaha
Is it still cool to psot the odd pre-sketch tho?
Pwetty pweez?
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Aerixis, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:36, archived)
# Of course!
Stick around sir
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:39, archived)
# I think he should have various encounters with five hundered and twenty six strong armies
of animated pieces of stereotypical farmyard paraphernalia who all happen to be called Uncle.
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:29, archived)
# Ha
That made me roffle!!!!!!!!!!!!11111
(I helped save b3ta! chronic And he doesn't know I licked his back!, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 1:08, archived)
# I was driving along the IvI60 today on the way to the trafford centre.
Cartoon away, mate.
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:21, archived)
# Is he going to cut himself?
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:27, archived)
# Probably.
he has one big robot hand too, that i kinda cut off.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Aerixis, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:31, archived)
# Cor!
Like a mecha wanking spanner.

Fucking quick reply. Why does it disappear off the screen when I click reply?
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:33, archived)
# You only need to press it once.
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:35, archived)
# It jumps to the top of the page when I click reply
rubbish

*turns off*
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:36, archived)
# Ooh, no, yes!
I have that problem too, and I was poking Robtoo about it earlier, and he doesn't have a clue what's going on.
I thought it might just be me.
So tell him when you see him that you've got the jumpy-to-the-top thing too.
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:38, archived)
# I shall
*aargh it did it again*
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:41, archived)
# it was put
to public vote one night, and the majority went top of board not previous message. I understand there is a movement to make it optional, so talk to RobToo about it.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:56, archived)
# not EXACTLY like a mecha wanking spanner
tho it was teh idea that he stole it from somones mini-mech. WHILST it was activated. With teh pilot in it.
With only one hand.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Aerixis, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:38, archived)

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