Could even go one further...
"Lock, Spock and two smoking Shatners", anyone?
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mediocre's exploding t-shirt laid waste to it
it was originally a Georgian townhouse in Belgravia, decorated by William Morris and upholstered by pygmy Nubians
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First consider your statement
and then count the number of people in the photo. :P
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Fri 5 Jun 2009, 9:33,
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Hey!
this so called 'bash' was just a front for an immigrant smuggling ring wasn't it!
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Fri 5 Jun 2009, 9:34,
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No
The immigration smuggling ring was just a front for the b3ta bash.
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Fri 5 Jun 2009, 9:35,
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Haha ;)
I think you did a great job on the garden.
I mean, Jamnog even thought it was a bed 'n all.
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Fri 5 Jun 2009, 9:35,
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I think you did a great job on the garden.
I mean, Jamnog even thought it was a bed 'n all.
now now
that's considered a 4 Star hotel in the Earls Court area.
It makes the Aussies feel at home
*runs, hides and ducks*
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Fri 5 Jun 2009, 9:37,
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It makes the Aussies feel at home
*runs, hides and ducks*
Coz the building started to deteriorate and fall apart at the complete devestation of discovering
that you weren't coming to the bash. :P
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Fri 5 Jun 2009, 9:38,
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:)
I never bash
Not unless it's one of those rare Huddersfield bashes attended by weird /talk people
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Fri 5 Jun 2009, 9:47,
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Not unless it's one of those rare Huddersfield bashes attended by weird /talk people
I thought you said Hungerford there for a minute
and was about to do a David Koresh gag.
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wicked bash i had possiblily the worst hangover ever
i was a bit pissed, but not completely fucking bladdered, i simply cannot handle beer anymore
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Fri 5 Jun 2009, 9:37,
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Pleasure was all mine
Next time I go to a bash, I'll go to a smaller one. So I'll actually have time to talk to people ;)
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Fri 5 Jun 2009, 10:07,
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Next time I go to a bash, I'll go to a smaller one. So I'll actually have time to talk to people ;)
bumsex
EDIT: They did manage to take over the world in the end. I remember talking down a deserted beach on a tiny island in the Phillipines. NOt a person for miles around. Hanging from a palm tree was a Pinky and the Brain beach towel. :P
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Fri 5 Jun 2009, 9:33,
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Man falls over whilst clearing a slippery river bed!
QUICK! MAKE IT THE TOP NEWS STORY!
Arf!
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Fri 5 Jun 2009, 9:28,
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Arf!
but this is no ordinary man Sir
by day maybe, Bumbling Boris the Blond Buffoon appears to be just an ordinary citizen of this fine nation, but NO! I say again NO! This is no ordinary man, for this IS THE MAYOR OF LONDON!
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Don't get me wrong,
I love laughing at BoJo as much as the next guy, but I really can't see how this justifies being the top news story when it is a common occurence, and also didn't result in the death of anyone.
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Fri 5 Jun 2009, 9:33,
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Agreed. It seems the typical british media.
Lets all laugh at the bumbling baffoon that runs our country's capital city. Won't that make us look clever.
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Fri 5 Jun 2009, 9:35,
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It was in fact carefully orchestrated to take the expenses limelight off David Cameron
trufax
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Fri 5 Jun 2009, 9:35,
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Thatcher didn't die when she fell over either
Tories must be immune to deathfalls
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Fri 5 Jun 2009, 9:35,
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surely a container that size down the lavvy would block the whole system...
/morning all
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Fri 5 Jun 2009, 9:24,
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Still,
it would stop anything else blocking the loo wouldn't it.
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Fri 5 Jun 2009, 9:26,
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says you and the ongoing adventures of the Starship O'Callaghans
It's 6 year, 9 month and 12 day mission to date, to explore strange new cleaners. To speak out on b3ta about new backpackers and civilized locations for b3ta bashers.
To boldly blog where no man has blogged before.
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Fri 5 Jun 2009, 9:28,
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To boldly blog where no man has blogged before.
Hahaha. Mine was
"This one's for you, mom! I lay waste to the landscape with reckless abandon!!!"
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Fri 5 Jun 2009, 9:26,
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"I'm going to pound you until you are unable to sit properly!!!"
\o/
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Fri 5 Jun 2009, 9:28,
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hehe
my 6 yo daughter is now a subscriber to I Love Ponies Magazine. "Why are you laughing so much daddy?" she innocently asked.
"Well." I said. "Do you know what a meme is?" I continued.
"Just read me the fucking story dad" she insisted.
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Fri 5 Jun 2009, 9:33,
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"Well." I said. "Do you know what a meme is?" I continued.
"Just read me the fucking story dad" she insisted.
Hail the blood-letting! I look forward to hearing the lamentations of thy women!!
I think that is quite apt for me
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Fri 5 Jun 2009, 9:40,
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I think that is quite apt for me
I am perfectly happy with you posting this, if anyone complains.
I would've done if I'd seen it, sod 'em.
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Fri 5 Jun 2009, 9:26,
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I'd love there to be PISS BRICKS to accompany this.
I fear the world I live in isn't ready for that, though.
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Fri 5 Jun 2009, 9:30,
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Kirk's ingenious disguise kept Khan questioning "is it him.. or not"???
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Fri 5 Jun 2009, 9:19,
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Khan has a rather attractive bosom
I had not noticed this before
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Fri 5 Jun 2009, 9:20,
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Isn't bosom a wonderful word
You can almost have to say it bu-sooooooooooooooooooms
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Fri 5 Jun 2009, 9:22,
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hehe
Right, even though I like you all, I have to get going. For I am having lunch with Mrs Trellis and seeing if we get kicked out for the lewd conversation :)
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Fri 5 Jun 2009, 9:25,
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This is the News!
you get a woo, yay, houpla, panowie
and a spang!
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Fri 5 Jun 2009, 8:48,
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and a spang!
Pfft!
When I was about 13ish I had a black Tshirt with a big picture of Data on it.
Was stood on the bus one day wearing said Tshirt (and other assorted apparel) next to this old biddy who was sat down. She turned around and nearly shat her incontinence pants as she saw this pale face staring back at her.
True story
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Fri 5 Jun 2009, 8:49,
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Was stood on the bus one day wearing said Tshirt (and other assorted apparel) next to this old biddy who was sat down. She turned around and nearly shat her incontinence pants as she saw this pale face staring back at her.
True story
Honestly. Any excuse to shit their pants with these oldens, innit.
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Fri 5 Jun 2009, 8:51,
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Yeah
I half think she was just trying to blame me as she'd already taken an unscheduled dump in her kecks
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Fri 5 Jun 2009, 8:52,
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Will you two just pack it in with the potty speak
and act more ladylike
thank you
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Fri 5 Jun 2009, 8:56,
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thank you
Ok... er...
Weddings, blah, blah, blah, menstruation, blah, blah, blah, THIS BIG!, blah, blah, blah...
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Fri 5 Jun 2009, 8:58,
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You forgot shoes and firemen ;¬)
in my teens I had 3 identical posters of Annie Lennox in the 'Savage' drag
sporting a particularly menacing glare. My mother wouldn't go in my room.
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Fri 5 Jun 2009, 9:07,
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sporting a particularly menacing glare. My mother wouldn't go in my room.
;) Ning Geoffles!
What an amazing thing to open the board to!
Joe you absolute diamond. Consider this clicked like a mofo.
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Fri 5 Jun 2009, 8:51,
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Headmaster Suspended for using big-faced child as a Satellite Dish
This is the News!
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Fri 5 Jun 2009, 8:59,
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If you are so inclined
Google video has every episode to help the work day go better
"Those are the headlines, God I wish they weren't"
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Fri 5 Jun 2009, 9:06,
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"Those are the headlines, God I wish they weren't"
I can't remember anything making me laugh so much as the horse called Zainab Badawi's Twenty Hotels
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Fri 5 Jun 2009, 9:07,
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These cyclists look like cattle in a mad way,
...but cattle on bikes.
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Fri 5 Jun 2009, 8:59,
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Heh, thank you!
I've already got a hipflask and several cans of Tennent's Super. Er, and rabbit shaped salad forks and a Cornetto. What an awesome start to the day.
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what the gibbering fuck?
www.tedmaul.com/07/newsite07.html
Not a single hammer, fluffer, or special gun to be seen.
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Fri 5 Jun 2009, 8:58,
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Not a single hammer, fluffer, or special gun to be seen.
Yay!
Also - there was a Han Solo/Magnum PI mashup featured in the Metro this morning - is that one of yours?
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HAHAHAHA. Yays
Also: Fucking hell! I just had to confront my cleaner this morning as I hadn't been happy for a number of days and I went into the toilets this morning and they were a crap hole.
She completely denyed that she'd not been doing it properly and even had the gall to tell be I wasn't doing my job properly as she's run out of black bags yesterday!
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Fri 5 Jun 2009, 9:04,
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She completely denyed that she'd not been doing it properly and even had the gall to tell be I wasn't doing my job properly as she's run out of black bags yesterday!
haha
"I bin using the black bags fer body parts, but the severed 'eads are so heavy I got to double 'em up, see. That's why you ain't got none left."
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It's bizarre she was always answering back and acted like she was doing me a favour for turning up.
She even said to me that I was lucky as no one else would work 7 days a week (only 3 hours a day). I took the oppotunity to point out that after two hours I had to take the advert down as I'd already received over 300 email.
I think she just discovered how easy cleaners are to come on her walk home.
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Fri 5 Jun 2009, 9:11,
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I think she just discovered how easy cleaners are to come on her walk home.
Hahaha
I'm looking forward to confronting the managing agents of our building who are charging us £2200 a year for "gardening" (two fucking flower beds in front of the building which have only had a "gardener" on them once in the past year). Yesterday we caught someone coming into the building and signing the timesheet saying the garden had been done when it hadn't been touched.
I'm well up for an argument today. It's gonna be good!
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Fri 5 Jun 2009, 9:10,
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I'm well up for an argument today. It's gonna be good!
plant mines in your garden
with a sign on the knobs saying PRESS HERE FOR INSTANT FLOWERS
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Fri 5 Jun 2009, 9:13,
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I think you misread the form
It said the residents had been done. :P
EDIT: I think they problem with delusions of grandure. I think she'd been to uni to do art and thought that made her an artist. Therefore she was above any job she had to do to earn a living regardless to her having no qualifications that would get her a job with any decent money.
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Fri 5 Jun 2009, 9:14,
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EDIT: I think they problem with delusions of grandure. I think she'd been to uni to do art and thought that made her an artist. Therefore she was above any job she had to do to earn a living regardless to her having no qualifications that would get her a job with any decent money.
is this cool?
is it? what about THIS? IS THIS COOL? IS IT COOL NOW?
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Fri 5 Jun 2009, 9:05,
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nice !
morning all, havent been on since the bash, are there any pics of it anywhere
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Fri 5 Jun 2009, 9:22,
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Hahaha
Anime dog is anime.
'ningles all. That actually looks like the bread of dog typically bred for food in some Asian countries.
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Fri 5 Jun 2009, 8:42,
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'ningles all. That actually looks like the bread of dog typically bred for food in some Asian countries.
Fuck right it is :D
Yay Friday!
And roll on the joys of Saturday!
Edit: Oh Fuck, I just remembered I am going to get the prep for my tooth veneer done today :( Booooo!
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Fri 5 Jun 2009, 8:43,
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And roll on the joys of Saturday!
Edit: Oh Fuck, I just remembered I am going to get the prep for my tooth veneer done today :( Booooo!
Ah well. At least it's not Tuesday.
Did you have a good bash? Sorry I didn't make it.
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Fri 5 Jun 2009, 8:47,
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I didn't go in the end either Yam,
so fuck 'em. They were missing the 2 best b3tans ;)
Me and you should just have our own bash soon!
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Fri 5 Jun 2009, 8:49,
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Me and you should just have our own bash soon!
Yeah it was a cool bash
I never quite get to take my organisey bash hat off. Especially having to keep an eye on jamnog to make sure he wasn't braining himself on something.
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Fri 5 Jun 2009, 9:21,
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I thought it was Saturday
/really confused due to Youngest having an uncharacteristic not sleepy night blog
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Fri 5 Jun 2009, 8:47,
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yep, Friday night.
I should stop pissing about here and go get drunk.
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Fri 5 Jun 2009, 8:44,
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is it still Friday? I hadn't noticed
woo - CS4 arrived in the post
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Fri 5 Jun 2009, 8:46,
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Hu-fucking-zzah!
I have to give a talk about chemistry in German, then I've got the weekend free!
Does anyone know how you say BC or AD in German?
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Fri 5 Jun 2009, 8:49,
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Does anyone know how you say BC or AD in German?
Bay-tzay und Ahh-Day.
And you pronounce psychopath "p'sooookopat"
Germans are silly.
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Fri 5 Jun 2009, 8:56,
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Germans are silly.
Tell me about it :|
Did you know that es war zuerst in antike Griechenland vorgelegt, dass es grundsätzlichen unteilbaren Stoffe gibt?
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Fri 5 Jun 2009, 8:59,
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AD wouldn't change would it? What with it being Latin
www.dict.cc/?s=before+christ
www.dict.cc/?s=anno+domini
Evidently it would.
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Fri 5 Jun 2009, 8:58,
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www.dict.cc/?s=anno+domini
Evidently it would.
They probably use AD/BC as well
but I reckon v.Chr is more correct
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Fri 5 Jun 2009, 9:01,
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that's what I remember
mind you I passed my German A level 19 years ago
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Fri 5 Jun 2009, 9:03,
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Property shark sighted
Click for bigger (46 kb)
Shark kind of sorry he bit you.
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Fri 5 Jun 2009, 6:00,
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Click for bigger (46 kb)
Shark kind of sorry he bit you.
it does remind me of something
but searching for shark2 didn't find it in the archives here.
I did find this though
www.b3ta.com/board/9206294
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Fri 5 Jun 2009, 6:07,
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I did find this though
www.b3ta.com/board/9206294
I never tire of tattoos gone wrong
englishrussia.com/?p=2325
I think I like the dinosaur thing in a hat the best
and I could swear this is our good buddy Azra3l
englishrussia.com/images/tatoo_fail/13.jpg
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Fri 5 Jun 2009, 6:26,
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I think I like the dinosaur thing in a hat the best
and I could swear this is our good buddy Azra3l
englishrussia.com/images/tatoo_fail/13.jpg
hahaha, that King Dinosaur one must be the work of the gayshift.
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Fri 5 Jun 2009, 6:31,
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I bought a copy of The Bug "Pressure" at lunchtime
I tried one track in my headphones
and it sounds so so much better than the MP3s on youtube or myspace
I'm taking it straight home
to get stoned and play it really really really fucking loud
also I found Guided By Voices' last album in the cheapie bin, nice.
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Fri 5 Jun 2009, 6:57,
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and it sounds so so much better than the MP3s on youtube or myspace
I'm taking it straight home
to get stoned and play it really really really fucking loud
also I found Guided By Voices' last album in the cheapie bin, nice.
old.
it's from 2003.
I've been holding off buying European import pressings for $40.00..
but I couldn't wait any longer and grabbed a UK pressing for $32.95.
I DO NOT HAVE ANY DOUBT THAT THIS WAS A SOUND INVESTMENT FOR MY FUTURE
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Fri 5 Jun 2009, 7:14,
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I've been holding off buying European import pressings for $40.00..
but I couldn't wait any longer and grabbed a UK pressing for $32.95.
I DO NOT HAVE ANY DOUBT THAT THIS WAS A SOUND INVESTMENT FOR MY FUTURE
Cool, I'll have to look for that.
Nothing like some really hard dub to piss your mates off when you get back from the pub.
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Fri 5 Jun 2009, 7:18,
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Those are indeed some shit tattoos.
Yeah, the dinoking is almost good-shit, but is shit too.
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Fri 5 Jun 2009, 6:37,
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THINKING OF BUYING YOUR FIRST HOME? OR MAYBE YOU ARE LOOKING FOR THE INVESTMENT PROPERTY OF YOUR DREAMS!
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Fri 5 Jun 2009, 6:24,
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BUY A HOME AT AN ARMY BASE
LET SOME SOLDIER DUDE LIVE THERE RENT FREE FOR THREE YEARS
THEN IT IS ALL YOURS MY FRIEND FOR ONLY 60% OF THE TOTAL COST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Fri 5 Jun 2009, 6:26,
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THEN IT IS ALL YOURS MY FRIEND FOR ONLY 60% OF THE TOTAL COST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
oh i didn't realise it was stolen
but then again its still pretty funny to think he just added the word property to it
what????
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Fri 5 Jun 2009, 6:30,
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what????
the white lines show how fast everything is moving
IN THESE MODERN TIMES
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Fri 5 Jun 2009, 7:02,
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IN THESE MODERN TIMES
THIS IS A NICE HOUSE FOR BRAVE NAVY MEN BUT IT IS OKAY IF YOU ARE A HOMOSEXUAL
OR IF YOU ARE MAYBE THINKING ABOUT BECOMING A HOMOSEXUAL
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OR IF YOU ARE MAYBE THINKING ABOUT BECOMING A HOMOSEXUAL
PERHAPS YOU WILL BE ABLE TO DO ANAL
WE MAY BE MAKING A MOVIE.
A BEACH MOVIE, BY THE NAVY.
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Fri 5 Jun 2009, 7:15,
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WE MAY BE MAKING A MOVIE.
A BEACH MOVIE, BY THE NAVY.
IAMTHEVERYMODELOFAMODERNBOTTYGENERAL
ISPECIALISEINANALFACIALINTERSPECIESCOPROPHAL
IMALSOHIGHLYVERSEDINALLTHINGSVEGETABLEANDNECROPHAL
IHAVEASPHINCTERCAPABLEOFTAKINGITELECTRICAL
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Fri 5 Jun 2009, 7:37,
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IMALSOHIGHLYVERSEDINALLTHINGSVEGETABLEANDNECROPHAL
IHAVEASPHINCTERCAPABLEOFTAKINGITELECTRICAL
FUCKING PINKO!
GIVING AIDS AWAY FREE AND SHIT! HOW CAN I OFFER
BONUS AIDS NOW? MY FUCKING BUSINESS FUCKING
WILL FUCKING BE FUCKING RUINED, FUUUUU--!
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Fri 5 Jun 2009, 7:19,
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BONUS AIDS NOW? MY FUCKING BUSINESS FUCKING
WILL FUCKING BE FUCKING RUINED, FUUUUU--!
Death From Above LOLs
That's my phone's bluetooth name. Future Cop FTW
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Fri 5 Jun 2009, 7:40,
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Thx, I like this one quite a bit.
These new "scape" ones by him are really well laid out. And
as such really easy to play-kid-with-colouringbook with.
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as such really easy to play-kid-with-colouringbook with.
Obscenely good.
Letum is the other fella who's great with Walrus Man's stuff isn't he?
Seems as though there's competition afoot.
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Fri 5 Jun 2009, 5:13,
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Seems as though there's competition afoot.
There are quite a number of people that have made versions of Walrus Man's images.
Get your pen going and join in the fun.
Also
thx
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Fri 5 Jun 2009, 5:21,
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Also
thx
My face would be like that if I fucked that and that came out.
/that blog
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Fri 5 Jun 2009, 2:03,
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HE AIN'T NO BABY'S DADDY
man, that's even rougher photo of her
if that were possible
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Fri 5 Jun 2009, 2:07,
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man, that's even rougher photo of her
if that were possible
Sweet barking cheese.
Talk about a gene pool needing a strong dose of chlorine. Holy shuddering fuck.
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Fri 5 Jun 2009, 2:16,
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holy crap
does everyone in Balbriggan ming that badly?
also my doctor said not to touch myself too much or my balls might just fucking explode.
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Fri 5 Jun 2009, 2:17,
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also my doctor said not to touch myself too much or my balls might just fucking explode.
nah the rest of us are pretty normal.......ish, she really is the only really ugly person ive ever seen in real life
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I'm wondering what sort of sound testes make when they burst through the scrotum
although it would probably be drowned out by the screams of agony.
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Fri 5 Jun 2009, 1:16,
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although it would probably be drowned out by the screams of agony.
They make a 'tsshlop' noise.
And they both come out together. I've no experience of this, mind you. This is purely speculation.
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Fri 5 Jun 2009, 1:20,
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*finds out the hard way*
It's a very, very quiet 'splitch' kind of sound.
Now, would someone kindly call me an ambul
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Fri 5 Jun 2009, 1:41,
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Now, would someone kindly call me an ambul
Somebody spang him for me.
I'm rapidly losing blood and don't have any spang gifs.
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Fri 5 Jun 2009, 1:44,
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I WILL DO EVERYTHING I CAN TO PREVENT PROLAPSE OF THE BALLS
FOR SAFETY
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Fri 5 Jun 2009, 1:18,
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FOR SAFETY
Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!
...and EEEUUUUURRRGGH!
...and NO NO NONONONOOOOOO!
*fastens harness securely*
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Fri 5 Jun 2009, 1:15,
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...and NO NO NONONONOOOOOO!
*fastens harness securely*
Hahaha!
/Late-Night LOL!
That has to be the understatement of the year!
*wipes coke from monitor*
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Fri 5 Jun 2009, 1:19,
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That has to be the understatement of the year!
*wipes coke from monitor*
there are probably some people who are into that.
like the subincision crowd.
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Fri 5 Jun 2009, 1:19,
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like the subincision crowd.
aaaahhhhahhhahh
now there's an ambition.
TONIGHT, MICHAEL, I'M GONNA WANK ME BALLS OFF. OH YEAH.
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Fri 5 Jun 2009, 1:35,
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TONIGHT, MICHAEL, I'M GONNA WANK ME BALLS OFF. OH YEAH.
Even with the benefit of base amphetamine that can keep you hammering away at the poor blighter for nine hours straight,
one's cock becomes painfully swollen, so much so that it's impossible to continue, way before the bollocks give the slightest hint of dropping off.
(ahem. That's what my GP told me, anyway)
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(ahem. That's what my GP told me, anyway)
pretty bizarre eh?
all I heard on the news this morning was "thought to have taken his own life"
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Fri 5 Jun 2009, 1:13,
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all I heard on the news this morning was "thought to have taken his own life"
Nah...
It'll be those darn ninjas he kept kicking the shit out of in the 70's.
/Catnippp blog. ;D
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Fri 5 Jun 2009, 1:17,
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/Catnippp blog. ;D
Bangkok hotel room..
all sorts of crazy shit could have gone wrong there.
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Fri 5 Jun 2009, 1:17,
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all sorts of crazy shit could have gone wrong there.
Oh man, she is so hot
I bet suit man is offering her contraception in exchange for sex.
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Fri 5 Jun 2009, 1:09,
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OH
I JUST READ THE FILENAME AND I REALISED IT LOOKS LIKE I ACCUSED YOU OF OFFERING CONTRACEPTION IN EXCHANGE FOR SEX TO PEOPLE YOU JUST MET, SORRY ABOUT THAT
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Fri 5 Jun 2009, 1:12,
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Not really. I just kind of smiled and nodded and looked very knowledgeable about arts.
IT DIDNT WORK VERY WELL BUT THERE WAS FREE BOOZE.
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Fri 5 Jun 2009, 1:21,
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WHAT THE FUCK,LEMON D:<
You just stole my idea of using dinosaurs as tanks
Either than or MINDPEEEESSS
HOWEVER IT IS AWESOME THOUGH
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Fri 5 Jun 2009, 1:10,
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Either than or MINDPEEEESSS
HOWEVER IT IS AWESOME THOUGH
WELL...
... Mine have guns... and lasers... and and and... things!!
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Fri 5 Jun 2009, 1:14,
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I raped your dino jousting baby and had offspring of the "dinosaurs with guns" type.
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Fri 5 Jun 2009, 1:20,
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the power of toats, is a curios thing
it makes a one man cry, and another man mmlglnglmglgning
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Fri 5 Jun 2009, 0:30,
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Is that you?
I always knew you were a 17 year old emo sharkfaced boy!
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Fri 5 Jun 2009, 0:30,
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SHARKFACE HE'S GOT A BIG SHARKFACE
HE'S GOT THE BODY OF A SHARK AND THE FACE OF A SHARK
AND HE SWIMS THROUGH THE SEA BECAUSE HE IS SHARKFACE
SHARKFACE
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Fri 5 Jun 2009, 0:30,
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AND HE SWIMS THROUGH THE SEA BECAUSE HE IS SHARKFACE
SHARKFACE
And so, the circle is complete!
*unsheaths sword*
SHIT! A WEAPON!
*phones the police and runs off screaming*
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Fri 5 Jun 2009, 0:45,
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SHIT! A WEAPON!
*phones the police and runs off screaming*
you should have your own website/forums with animations all about that..
and totally turn your back on all of us and not come back here, unless you have a new animation to whore out! ;D
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Fri 5 Jun 2009, 0:39,
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That's a totally good idea I WILL BE FAMOUS ON THE MOBILE PHONES OF EVERY SCHOOLCHILD IN THE WORLD
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Fri 5 Jun 2009, 0:40,
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Haha well. I think it's time for me to go to bed.
GOODNIGHT PRODGE AND THE REST OF THE INTERNETS
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Fri 5 Jun 2009, 0:45,
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Maybe, but you're assuming that it could be hexachordal or something.
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Fri 5 Jun 2009, 0:58,
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My friend calls me Lucifer Sam because my name is Sam and I am a cat.
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Fri 5 Jun 2009, 0:31,
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Dum dum dum dum dum dum du du du dum dum dum dum dum du du du dum dum dum dum
I DONT BELIEVE YOU ARE TRULY A CAT
WHY MUST YOU LIE
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Fri 5 Jun 2009, 0:43,
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WHY MUST YOU LIE
*adopts arnie voice*
I GUESS HE HAD TO SPLIT HUUUAAAR HUUUAAAR HUUUAAAR HUUUAAAR
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Fri 5 Jun 2009, 0:31,
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*continues with arnie voice*
AARND NOW TO DRIVE CALIFORNIAAAAAR INTO BAAANKRUAAPTCY ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
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Fri 5 Jun 2009, 0:33,
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In a fog of shame
Wincest toats can cope no more
Gets splitting headache
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Fri 5 Jun 2009, 0:32,
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Wincest toats can cope no more
Gets splitting headache
So you'll be wanting extra mayonnaise, room temperature, with your anchovy & warm lager vindaloo then, yes?
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Fri 5 Jun 2009, 0:26,
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aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhahhhahhah
I just noticed this one
I was watching him the other day and reflecting on his style of giving recipes
so this is perfect
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Fri 5 Jun 2009, 2:08,
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I was watching him the other day and reflecting on his style of giving recipes
so this is perfect
TOATS YOU SAY??
(497kB!!!) Click for toats burning at the beach. (497kB!!!)
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Fri 5 Jun 2009, 0:48,
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(497kB!!!) Click for toats burning at the beach. (497kB!!!)
"Mamma laid me down badly when I was a little, now I hurt people."
Marmalade
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Fri 5 Jun 2009, 0:57,
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When his guns jam up, he gives people knuckle sandwich toasties.
*scraping the barrel, because I'm too tired to see more ovious puns*
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Fri 5 Jun 2009, 1:00,
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All this talk has made me hungry, I'm going to go make some toats.
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Fri 5 Jun 2009, 1:07,
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I assume you have a picture of that.
If not , I'll be very disappointed.
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Fri 5 Jun 2009, 0:18,
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Old Roman saying:
When you find yourself in Leeds,
Go home. Very fast.
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Fri 5 Jun 2009, 0:37,
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Go home. Very fast.
The Romans were smart
When faced with a paradox
They'd hit it and run
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Fri 5 Jun 2009, 0:45,
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When faced with a paradox
They'd hit it and run
Even older saying
Red sky at night... barn on fire
Red sky in morning... barn still on fire
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Fri 5 Jun 2009, 0:44,
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Red sky in morning... barn still on fire
I thought it went
Red sky at night
OH SHIT YOU'RE UPSIDE DOWN IN A JAR OF RASPBERRY JAM
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Fri 5 Jun 2009, 0:46,
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OH SHIT YOU'RE UPSIDE DOWN IN A JAR OF RASPBERRY JAM
I went to a end of year art show or something
There was free booze are art girls.
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Fri 5 Jun 2009, 0:29,
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ART GIRLS.
Did you sex any of them?
Or are they all stuck up and pretentious?
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Fri 5 Jun 2009, 0:30,
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Or are they all stuck up and pretentious?
I bet they are all stuck up, eachother
head first
gasping for air
trying to find sunlight that never comes
and they are just on the floor spinning round constantly trying to get out of themselves but they can't and they endure this purgatory till they run out of cocaine and then die.
Now, that's art.
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Fri 5 Jun 2009, 0:48,
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gasping for air
trying to find sunlight that never comes
and they are just on the floor spinning round constantly trying to get out of themselves but they can't and they endure this purgatory till they run out of cocaine and then die.
Now, that's art.
if it is you in a box next to WATL in a box doodling, I'd go see that
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Fri 5 Jun 2009, 0:53,
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Why on earth is that so familiar?
Have I seen such a device before? I can't place it.
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Fri 5 Jun 2009, 0:18,
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I'D RATHER NOT
MY MIND IS FULL WITH BLEVEs AND DUST EXPLOSIONS AND AUTO IGNITION TEMPERATURES
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Fri 5 Jun 2009, 0:24,
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WHAT SHALL WE DO WITH THE DRUNKEN SAILOR?
WHAT SHALL WE DO WITH THE DRUNKEN SAILOR?
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Fri 5 Jun 2009, 0:33,
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HEY HO AND UP HE RISES EARLY IN THE MORNING
Punch him in the stomach nick his wallet
Punch him in the stomach nick his wallet
Punch him in the stomach nick his wallet
Early in the morning
Dress him in drag and take some pictures
Dress him in drag and take some pictures
Dress him in drag and take some pictures
Early in the morning
Throw him overboard and watch him flailing
Throw him overboard and watch him flailing
Throw him overboard and watch him flailing
Early in the morning
Necropheleise his bloated corpse
Necropheleise his bloated corpse
Necropheleise his bloated corpse
Early in the morning
HEY HO AND UP HE RISES
EARLY IN THE MORNING
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Fri 5 Jun 2009, 0:39,
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Punch him in the stomach nick his wallet
Punch him in the stomach nick his wallet
Early in the morning
Dress him in drag and take some pictures
Dress him in drag and take some pictures
Dress him in drag and take some pictures
Early in the morning
Throw him overboard and watch him flailing
Throw him overboard and watch him flailing
Throw him overboard and watch him flailing
Early in the morning
Necropheleise his bloated corpse
Necropheleise his bloated corpse
Necropheleise his bloated corpse
Early in the morning
HEY HO AND UP HE RISES
EARLY IN THE MORNING
When you leave
Sing "What shall we do with a drunken sailor" all the way home
That's what I did
It worked!
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Fri 5 Jun 2009, 0:24,
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That's what I did
It worked!
Ahahahaha
Your rhyme is immense
Unusual rice placement
Always gets the lols
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Fri 5 Jun 2009, 0:28,
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Unusual rice placement
Always gets the lols
Nose/food accidents can cause distress.
Yesterday, I offered my colleague a wine gum.
Due to a bizarre hiccuping coincidence, she ended up with a small piece of chewed-up orange wine gum lodged in her nasal passage.
This upset her, cos it was uncomfortable, and cos she could smell/taste orange wine gum.
"Just have a good snort and swallow it," I told her. "Nobody'll think any less of you in the greater scheme of things. Just go in the bogs and do it if you're embarrassed."
But she wouldn't. She preferred to KEEP WHINING ABOUT IT FOR A SODDING HOUR AND A HALF until it dropped back down into her oesophagus of its own accord and she automatically swallowed it without thinking twice, or even once.
I do think some middle-class women have an unhealthily over-developed 'disgust' response.
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Fri 5 Jun 2009, 0:37,
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Due to a bizarre hiccuping coincidence, she ended up with a small piece of chewed-up orange wine gum lodged in her nasal passage.
This upset her, cos it was uncomfortable, and cos she could smell/taste orange wine gum.
"Just have a good snort and swallow it," I told her. "Nobody'll think any less of you in the greater scheme of things. Just go in the bogs and do it if you're embarrassed."
But she wouldn't. She preferred to KEEP WHINING ABOUT IT FOR A SODDING HOUR AND A HALF until it dropped back down into her oesophagus of its own accord and she automatically swallowed it without thinking twice, or even once.
I do think some middle-class women have an unhealthily over-developed 'disgust' response.
Old Nordic saying:
Whiny middle class women
Should shut the fuck up
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Fri 5 Jun 2009, 0:42,
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Should shut the fuck up
The Shatning with added spock
EDIT: dam it, been done www.b3ta.com/board/9493874
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Fri 5 Jun 2009, 0:06,
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EDIT: dam it, been done www.b3ta.com/board/9493874
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