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See I lurk nomore

only because I have something crap to show people though
http://www.cumonmymum.com/ don't blame me it's my drunken friends Link fixed crap typing blamed

(avhbi, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 11:10, archived)

Is it work safe?

/scared to click in college

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stevierar, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 11:10, archived)

The page you are looking for is currently unavailable.

The Web site might be experiencing technical difficulties, or you may need to adjust your browser settings.

(

rob, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 11:11, archived)

and I thought it was because you were glad to see us.

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 11:12, archived)

it's work safe

just the admins will put you in a little black book for typing it in

(avhbi, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 11:12, archived)

and then take a long

hard look themselves

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ExactlyHowLongDoIHaveToBeHere, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 11:15, archived)

dirty

feckers

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isthisyou?, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 11:21, archived)

and then

get back to mumbling incomprehensibly to themselves about DNS configuration in a semi-aroused state.

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 11:21, archived)

look

with your eyes, not your...
oh...

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ablufia v0.43 - have your face drawn, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 11:24, archived)

Erm.

I'm not clicking that.

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Baz Fuck off, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 11:11, archived)

its fine...

it doesn't work.

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ExactlyHowLongDoIHaveToBeHere, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 11:14, archived)

Perhaps

you could have a look here www.imnotfuckingclickingonthat.com

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butchbint, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 11:12, archived)

ARGH!

Giraffe porn! Giraffe porn! Giraffe porn! Giraffe porn! Giraffe porn! Giraffe porn! Giraffe porn! Giraffe porn! Giraffe porn! Giraffe porn! Giraffe porn! Giraffe porn! Giraffe porn! Giraffe porn! Giraffe porn! Giraffe porn! Giraffe porn! Giraffe porn!

(D-Fenz Who put bacon in the soap?, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 11:15, archived)

Zat would

be 'eaven.

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butchbint, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 11:18, archived)

Your linky is broken.

on somehow isn't meant to be spelt 'no' :P

Edit: And now I look like an idiot because you fixed it. Shame on you.

www.cumonmymum.com

Your IP and request has been logged and sent to your mum.

25 mums have been notified to date, including yours

Edit: Yes, I know curiosity killed the cat and all that. However, since I last checked I was not feline.

(s0WmVHAwZgpG, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 11:12, archived)

husband admin

has been notified

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ExactlyHowLongDoIHaveToBeHere, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 11:14, archived)

now

[EDIT:]Be still my beating heart[/EDIT]

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GR33DY, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 11:15, archived)

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thebear is thebear, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 11:16, archived)

..

haha

(s0WmVHAwZgpG, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 11:17, archived)

hahahaahhaahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahaahahahahhahahahahaahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahha

ha

ha

ha

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thebear is thebear, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 11:21, archived)

ha indeed.

(s0WmVHAwZgpG, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 11:22, archived)

(kaiser@school, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 11:06, archived)

yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay.

you rule

the life of cider brian

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stouffer, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 11:08, archived)

That is lovely

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lemonhead, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 11:24, archived)

yay!

I watched that twice and nearly cried.
:)
I'm opeing a bottle of red tonight just to toast brian.

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jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 11:13, archived)

shurely

'toast brain'

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ablufia v0.43 - have your face drawn, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 11:15, archived)

yes

and that.

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jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 11:21, archived)

yaaaaay.

you rule too. he would fucking love this. people drinking that is.

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stouffer, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 11:16, archived)

woo!

Cider Brian has achieved relative immortallity
stouffer - when i go, will you take of things for me?

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aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 11:17, archived)

only if

you get really drunk and shout at people at bus stops.

cider brian was brilliant at that...

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stouffer, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 11:18, archived)

well...

my contract ends on the 31st so...

could be a new vocation for me...!

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aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 11:25, archived)

well, i know

of a town that needs a new tramp.

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stouffer, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 11:30, archived)

I reckon Bristol

has the best tramps. I looked out of my window one night to see my local tramp remonstrating loudly with three wheelie bins.

(rachboc, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 11:37, archived)

gt yarmouth

there was (probably still is) a guy called golden gordon
big hairy fella with the most ridiculous coloured skin, presumably from being outdoors so much and never washing
but a really nice bloke when he wasn't completely on a drunken rampage

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aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 11:54, archived)

acccording to google...

my friends and I are the second most pissed people on the internet
www.google.com/search?q=drunk+people+photos

I am so proud

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ExactlyHowLongDoIHaveToBeHere, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 11:05, archived)

I notice all the albums with

girls as the title pics are the most veiwed.
You boys eh!

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Banana, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 11:08, archived)

yeah...

I noticed that... maybe I'm missing some porn money to be made here...

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ExactlyHowLongDoIHaveToBeHere, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 11:09, archived)

I reckon so.

I weas reading the other day in my boy's Front Magazine about the guy who founded girlskissingdotcom. Look like he's making a mint out of legal pics, even getting girls to pose for shoots for free and sending their own pics in (as well as some of their lesbian fantasies). See what you lot could have been doing??? But no, you decided to shop kittens instead.

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Banana, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 11:12, archived)

www.kittenskissing.com

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stouffer, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 11:14, archived)

You need to make that

you know.

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Banana, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 11:18, archived)

you are

right. but on the other hand, i am very lazy.

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stouffer, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 11:22, archived)

that's really a site?

*makes mental note to check when he gets home...*

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new_matt, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 11:15, archived)

like this you mean?

I'm the one in the red...

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Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 11:16, archived)

mmm

girls kissing

(dex, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 11:18, archived)

I don't mean to be rude bud

but the one on the right look quite masculine.
It might be just the pic though.

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Banana, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 11:19, archived)

it's the pic

but I don't think I have a better pic of her. that was a good few years ago... about 4 years ago I think.

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Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 11:21, archived)

you're kissing

Robert Plant?

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isthisyou?, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 11:23, archived)

Girls getting off with each other doesn't really blow my frock up to be honest anyway

maybe I'm strange.

(Mattyboy, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 11:24, archived)

id say you are

it does it for me

(dex, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 11:26, archived)

Isn't it just a way to get free drinks off sad old men?

At least I've seen it work for female friends of mine...

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gurningchimp, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 11:54, archived)

strange

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 11:25, archived)

erk!

it is strange indeed, yet compelling...

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Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 11:31, archived)

Are you talking about

Mnb or that owl thing.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 11:58, archived)

would :)

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 11:25, archived)

yes

but you're incorrigable ;)

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Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 11:29, archived)

doesn't seem to worky for me

what's the proper linky?

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new_matt, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 11:15, archived)

Dunno, I don't tote it around with me

should be too tough to find though.

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Banana, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 11:17, archived)

nonono

his drunken friends gallery.

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new_matt, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 11:19, archived)

Yeah riiiiiiight.

Worked for me, the gallery, not the girls.

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Banana, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 11:21, archived)

honest!

computer's playing silly buggers this morning. word's crashed 8 times already. pissy microsoft rubbish.

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new_matt, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 11:23, archived)

Poll

I am bored so I stuck a CD on to listen to whilst I am working (current track 'The Damned - Grimly Fiendish') - what is everyone else listening to at this moment?

Can you tell how bored I am?

(Chief Smeg The Boarder formerly know as Leighbert69, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 11:01, archived)

I'm listening to

Silly Chicken by the Threadwasting Cuntmonkeys.

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Baz Fuck off, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 11:03, archived)

ROFL

Reading this with a big grin on my face.

(Chief Smeg The Boarder formerly know as Leighbert69, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 11:04, archived)

I fucking love that band

they're a bunch of drivelling idiots.

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 11:05, archived)

Traffic

and people talking quietly. It's all go here.

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butchbint, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 11:03, archived)

Traffic rule

Mr. Fantasy is such a great track

edit: der, you mean traffic outside your window don't you?

(Mattyboy, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 11:04, archived)

no, traffic.

(

butchbint, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 11:06, archived)

I thought you meant the band

with Mssrs Winwood and Capaldi, but I was wrong.

(Mattyboy, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 11:10, archived)

Non

I 'ave ze fortune to be listening to ze cars and ze lorreez near mon window.

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butchbint, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 11:11, archived)

as it's france

day shouldn't there be some kind of blockade going on?

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stouffer, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 11:13, archived)

C'est possible

Zere should also be beaucoup d'amour... And lots of stinky cheese

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butchbint, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 11:15, archived)

I'm going on strike

(Mattyboy, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 11:25, archived)

why

the french names?? that would make me vipère de jade... hrm...

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Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 11:05, archived)

And I would be

la generateur des grooves. Marveilleux!

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groovegenerator The man who mistook his wife for his wife, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 11:07, archived)

C'est

Le Jour Français du b3ta. (It's French Day - bring out the berets and the stripy T-shirts)

(

butchbint, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 11:07, archived)

je voudrais

des oignons... (can I spell? I think not...)

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Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 11:09, archived)

Le spelling n'est pas important

Les choses importants sont:
1. Liberté
2. Fraternité
3. Égalité
Zut alors!

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butchbint, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 11:10, archived)

Haw-hee-haw-hee-haw

*chomps on onion*

(Mattyboy, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 11:09, archived)

Zat's

ze espirit

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butchbint, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 11:12, archived)

French Day!

Do we all mope about whinging and shitting in holes in the floor then?
/xenophobe

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Dr Drink, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 11:10, archived)

Time for a french repost

touch here to make it swell

(Mattyboy, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 11:15, archived)

Yes.

on you go then. What's your french name.

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Banana, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 11:16, archived)

my name doesn't translate into French

...sorry

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Dr Drink, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 11:33, archived)

dj sneak feat bearwho -

fix my sink (club mix).mp3

(Jackie Treehorn, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 11:03, archived)

i love

DJ Sneak

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isthisyou?, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 11:04, archived)

I'm listening to the sound

of myself eating a packet of crisps.
I know, I know.

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Banana, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 11:03, archived)

I'm listening to the sound...

.
.
.
.
.
.
..
.
.
..
.
.
.
.
of silence.

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Monkeyboy, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 11:04, archived)

oh i have that -

you eat quite nicely.

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pep, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 11:05, archived)

CDs

available from the same machines from which they dispense Japanese Schoolgirls' knickers.

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GR33DY, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 11:11, archived)

I haven't eaten crisps in ages

they're bad for you innit.

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 11:06, archived)

Buy more crisps

and that's an order.

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butchbint, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 11:08, archived)

droool Walkers Marmite Flavour

greatest ever crisp flavour - except perhaps for 'Tudor Crisps Pickled Onion' - anyone remember them?

(Chief Smeg The Boarder formerly know as Leighbert69, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 11:12, archived)

Monster Munch

Rosbeef, c'est tout.

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butchbint, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 11:15, archived)

grosse pointe blank soundtrack

blister in the sun - violent femmes

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ablufia v0.43 - have your face drawn, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 11:03, archived)

nothing at the moment, but might put on Into Another in a sec

make us a pic if you're bored. You know that would be more fun.

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pep, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 11:04, archived)

Hmm might do another lost bears

it is hard though because allI have to play with is a crappy PI 166 and Paintshop Pro 4! Damn this skinflint company that I work for (which incidentally is the second largest Defence contractor in the world).

(Chief Smeg The Boarder formerly know as Leighbert69, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 11:07, archived)

Good weekend?

Oh and my meeting is on for next Friday.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 11:14, archived)

i'm listening

to the last breaths of a dying man.

(

stouffer, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 11:04, archived)

Silly Chicken

Magic and Mayhem - Afro Celt Soundsystem

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GR33DY, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 11:04, archived)

I'm listening to this

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isthisyou?, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 11:04, archived)

I love

that - turn it up!

(

The_Intriguing_Mr_P, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 11:08, archived)

Mr. Jeff Buckley

What else!

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Mr. Chickenuts Now we know., Tue 4 Mar 2003, 11:04, archived)

the new black box recorder album

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monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 11:05, archived)

Pitchshifter

Dead Battery

(Saoirse, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 11:05, archived)

Pssst...

Some robot images here:

fotolog.net:8080/moriyama/

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isthisyou?, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 11:06, archived)

the world of drphil

by stouffer and bovine

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 11:07, archived)

I love that

too :))))

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The_Intriguing_Mr_P, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 11:09, archived)

Who doesn't.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 11:16, archived)

good

choice sir.

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stouffer, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 11:10, archived)

Jakatta!

Not that anyone cares, but right now I'm alternating between a Kosheen craze and a Jakatta craze.

And also trying to avoid important study for (of all things) a maths test. Fun fun fun.

(s0WmVHAwZgpG, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 11:10, archived)

People tapping on keyboards

eventually I will go completely mad and open fire

(rachboc, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 11:22, archived)

Guns don't kill people

People kill people, and so do squirells (if they have a gun)

Where's the nuts???

(D-Fenz Who put bacon in the soap?, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 11:01, archived)

Yippee Kai Yay

Mother fucker

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Banana, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 11:06, archived)

No shit lady!

Does it sound like I'm ordering a pizza!?!?!

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Dr Drink, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 11:08, archived)

yay for izzard

more izzard interepretations needed.

I have no bananas for you, on this day.

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shindig, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 11:07, archived)

Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelp!

I'm covered in Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees!

(D-Fenz Who put bacon in the soap?, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 11:14, archived)

I'm just thinking of the effects

of the recoil on tiny rodent skeleton!! Woo

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Captain Nostril, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 11:35, archived)

melinda brings you love

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anexium, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 11:00, archived)

and big moist lips

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Dr Drink, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 11:03, archived)

mmmmmmmmmmelinda

nice.

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wingphil, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 11:04, archived)

that's dotty

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rob, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 11:12, archived)

for the first time in my life

i quite fancy her

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isthisyou?, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 11:16, archived)

/puckers up

and snogs monitor

what?...why are you all looking at me like that?

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aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 11:19, archived)

good morning all.

(dex, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 11:00, archived)

that's making

quite an assumption about the contents of your head ;)

morning

hey, you're cute!

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Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 11:02, archived)

You seem to think that any

living male organism is cute. Been a while, eh?

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Baz Fuck off, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 11:04, archived)

not always the case

but I have found that in general the b3tan male populus are incredibly atractive and inteligent.

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jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 11:05, archived)

you know, I think you're right!

the blokes are definitely getting hotter... must be the example we're setting ;)

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Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 11:06, archived)

That's because you're always

pissed when you meet them!

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Baz Fuck off, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 11:07, archived)

I don't think so

I've had munkt0n move in with me. I'm not pissed every morning when I wake up.
we met here.

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jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 11:09, archived)

you mean

brains and beauty?

(dex, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 11:07, archived)

yes

fact!
this place attacts people with at least a little bit of intelegence, all the trolls seem to get bored and clear off.

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jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 11:10, archived)

How does that

explain me then?

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 11:20, archived)

Your anomalous

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Baz Fuck off, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 11:27, archived)

You take that back!

The doctor said I now have a clean bill of health.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 11:30, archived)

His anomoulous what?

(Raphael, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 11:58, archived)

as are the ladi3s

we are an attractive group

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new_matt, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 11:08, archived)

that's very true

even us old ones look handsome and dignified with a depth of knowledge that plunders the hidden realms of lunacy

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thebear is thebear, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 11:09, archived)

yup

;)

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jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 11:10, archived)

well

thank you jade

(dex, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 11:04, archived)

you're welcome :)

I replied to your m3ss3ge yesterday btw, but you'd gone...

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Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 11:07, archived)

ooh

are you gonna reply again?
im on there now. it says you are AFK

(dex, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 11:10, archived)

that's cos I was in the shower...

you should have my reply from yesterday though?

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Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 11:11, archived)

ooh

it was your nipple
;)

(dex, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 11:14, archived)

yes it was...

and it was one of the safer pics too...

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Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 11:18, archived)

was it?

so where can we see more?

(dex, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 11:19, archived)

ask me again

on m3ss3nger...

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Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 11:23, archived)

excuse me

get a room, eh?

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isthisyou?, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 11:25, archived)

well said that man

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Dr Drink, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 11:32, archived)

Once he had figured out how his new fishing rod worked...

Jaws knew he was on to a good thing

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Mr. Chickenuts Now we know., Tue 4 Mar 2003, 10:54, archived)

lovely image

but where's that thing that generally hovers above our finned friends?

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mozza, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 10:57, archived)

???

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Mr. Chickenuts Now we know., Tue 4 Mar 2003, 10:58, archived)

May flies?

(

Ijon Tichy, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 10:58, archived)

That

apostrophe's gonna be a bitch to get out ;)

(

GR33DY, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 11:02, archived)

We're apostrophe friendly

now.

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Banana, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 11:04, archived)

did not know that. That Cal really is good what with the apostrophes and all.

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GR33DY, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 11:06, archived)

nah

Cal fixed all that.

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Dr Drink, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 11:05, archived)

Thank fuck

I'd forgot about Apostrophe's From He'll

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Ijon Tichy, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 11:08, archived)

almost every time a picture of a shark appears on B3TA, it's accompanied by a helicopter. Not always the case though...

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mozza, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 11:00, archived)

Ahhhh....

Not very good at helicopters though..

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Mr. Chickenuts Now we know., Tue 4 Mar 2003, 11:02, archived)

It's been eaten

by the Duchess of York. With a hollandaise sauce.

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Monkeyboy, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 10:58, archived)

that's definitely true

she'll eat anything.

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 10:59, archived)

yep

she once tried to eat my grandmother. but I fought her off with a pitchfork.

(

Monkeyboy, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 11:01, archived)

I bet she probably

had a lunge at your weapon too.

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 11:06, archived)

Fake

It's obviously a fake as there's no helicopter.
*FACT*

(Divvy, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 11:01, archived)

haha !

sharks - we love 'em !

sharky repost from last night...

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ablufia v0.43 - have your face drawn, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 11:00, archived)

i meant to say

woo & yay
but got distracted

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aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 12:01, archived)

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thebear is thebear, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 10:53, archived)

I'll make a deposit

(Mattyboy, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 10:54, archived)

at the hole in the wall?

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spacefish bong!, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 10:55, archived)

I prefer to do it face to face

with a staff member

(Mattyboy, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 10:59, archived)

Personally

I prefer telephone ~~wanking~~ banking.

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Baz Fuck off, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 11:05, archived)

sperm whale!

heh

(

sosumi, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 10:56, archived)

It's not all wank wank wank

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 10:56, archived)

hey

thebear - you can clear my robot from your websapce now - i've got him onto my MSN and changed the linky. many thanks again.
morning all !

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ablufia v0.43 - have your face drawn, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 10:58, archived)

he's very nice

(

thebear is thebear, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 11:06, archived)

thank you

very much - you may keep him if you so wish !

(

ablufia v0.43 - have your face drawn, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 11:09, archived)

princess muffin sweetie boots didn't care what anyone said,

she quite enjoyed her new prehensile tail.

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sosumi, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 10:51, archived)

Woo hoo!

yay!

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Banana, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 10:52, archived)

The next logical step in the evolution of the cat

(Elvis_The_Sn@il, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 10:53, archived)

brilliant

is that.

(

stouffer, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 10:53, archived)

c'est

formidable

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Dai_Marzipan Ain't no party like an S Club party, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 10:56, archived)

c'est un rien

mes amis
merci

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sosumi, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 11:01, archived)

lol

that's the most wonderful name ever :)

(

slight yoinks!, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 13:03, archived)

nicely

done

(

Flash_Bastard, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 22:45, archived)

blush

praise from the master!
thanks.

(

sosumi, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 1:46, archived)

I bought a keyboard over the weekend

and recorded this
www.b3ta.co.uk/drink-song.mp3

(

rob, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 10:47, archived)

I'm

a bit thirsty after that, anyone want a drink?

(

jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 11:04, archived)

you can finish mine if you want

i think i've had enough for the morning.

(

wingphil, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 11:07, archived)

Raaaargh! Ostrich Face!!

Clicky...

2003 edition episode 1

2003 edition episode 2

2003 edition episode 3

Just something I've been doing for the last 2 years to amuse the other people at college. I've got pleanty more! (but not today - I'm tired after all that messing around with msn)

Edit: Just removed last year's editions as the .tif files were being awkward

(Elvis_The_Sn@il, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 10:46, archived)

I'm holding this thread space hostage,

Untill someone can show me the way to a MC hammer music video clip to download...

(BurningFeetMan, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 10:46, archived)

Keep

(Elvis_The_Sn@il, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 10:51, archived)

um..

You need to commit at least one of the deadly sins, then die. An easy way to accomplish this is to commit suicide. Proceed directly to the fiery pits of hell. There you will meet a nice chap by the name of Lucifer, he's basically the manager. He will be able to direct you to the MC Hammer section - I believe it's next to the Vanilla Ice Bargain Bin.

(

butchbint, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 10:51, archived)

Hmmm,

I didn't say anything about Vanilla ice... Maybe I better drop this... could get very early ninties before we know it...

(BurningFeetMan, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 10:59, archived)

But

MC Hammer is OK?

(

butchbint, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 11:04, archived)

Erm

why has it suddenly gone continental..?

/joins in

(

Ijon Tichy, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 10:57, archived)

It's continental day!

*kiss kiss*

(

Banana, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 11:01, archived)

*blush*

Er, erm, but I hardly know you...

/British resolve failing

(

Ijon Tichy, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 11:09, archived)

repost for the sheer hell of it!

(fudge the return of the man with the cat on his head, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 10:42, archived)

Morning everyone

how are you all?

(Mattyboy, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 10:45, archived)

Well.

Thank you, and you?

(

bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 10:46, archived)

Very good actually

I had a remarkably refreshing night's sleep.

(Mattyboy, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 10:47, archived)

bloody hell

you kids are just so mad. Fancy a coffee morning?

(

Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 10:49, archived)

After I've finished my game of bridge

perhaps.

(Mattyboy, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 10:51, archived)

Splendid,

I had a rather nice plate of devilled kidneys for breakfast this morning.

(

bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 10:55, archived)

*whisper*

magnifique

(

butchbint, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 10:59, archived)

Thanks

(

bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 10:59, archived)

*punching you very hard in the face for the sheer hell of it*

(

isthisyou?, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 10:47, archived)

cheers min

needed that :(

(fudge the return of the man with the cat on his head, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 10:50, archived)

Perhaps if you didn't spend so much time on here

you wouldn't be offended by all the reposts... Most of us have lives outside of b3ta

(Elvis_The_Sn@il, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 10:50, archived)

yeah,

actually i usually don't mind. in fact, i didn't really mind this time. i just thought the 'sheer hell of it' part was funny.

Et, c'est tout.

(

isthisyou?, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 10:53, archived)

oui

now I understand. I hope nobody's using babelfish!!!

(Elvis_The_Sn@il, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 10:54, archived)

hmmmm

Une réponse très rauque pour quelqu'un qui n'a pas été ici dans assez longtemps :(

(fudge the return of the man with the cat on his head, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 10:56, archived)

t'a

raison

j'ai honte

(

isthisyou?, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 11:19, archived)

played chief!

yaaaaaaaaaa

(fudge the return of the man with the cat on his head, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 10:53, archived)

No we don't.

(

Baz Fuck off, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 10:56, archived)

well its not just the annoyance of seeing things

twice, its also the fact that reposting pushes new threads off the board faster, causing people to think they need to repost etc. etc.

(

Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 10:57, archived)

It was

a repost, yes - i'd orig. done it about 6 months ago! Sheesh! gimme a break folkies - only thought it might make ye laff ...

(fudge the return of the man with the cat on his head, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 11:00, archived)

Well,

It
Didn't

Look at the trouble you've caused, happy now?

(

bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 11:02, archived)

No,

not happy at all - I appear after months away and get a raging torrent of abuse for one wee image that about two folk saw 6 months ago. I'm not here to cause trouble, but the arrogant nature of certain members is biting :|
One apologises for "clogging up ones board" It won't be done again.

(fudge the return of the man with the cat on his head, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 11:10, archived)

well if you want to be all offended by it, thats fine

but that wasn't my intention. The thing is, if reposts are left unpounced on, people think its ok, and it happens a lot. The board moves faster, things disappear faster, people get annoyed that their stuff went in 2 minutes, and repost it. It gets really annoying.

It has been proven time and again, so I pounce early to head it off.

No offence intended.

(

Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 11:26, archived)

None taken chief!

I get ur point - I wouldn't clog up the board with bumph ;)

(fudge the return of the man with the cat on his head, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 11:35, archived)

F'liken Chiels?

Im nae bad mysel!

(fudge the return of the man with the cat on his head, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 10:48, archived)

right, as

i revealed on sunday my local tramp from back home died recently. i couldn't let his passing go unmarked, so i made this the life of cider brian as a tribute. it needs sound really, and it's a bit rubbish, but he was a great man.

(

stouffer, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 10:37, archived)

poor Brian

he looks happy dead, though.

(

monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 10:40, archived)

he was always

happy. i loved him.

(

stouffer, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 10:41, archived)

did he

have any pets you could adopt?

(

monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 10:46, archived)

not that

i know of. some fleas maybe.

(

stouffer, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 10:47, archived)

make a flea

circus. You could get him to haunt it.

(

monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 10:48, archived)

that is

the best idea ever.

(

stouffer, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 10:53, archived)

Stouffers Amazing

Haunted Flea Circus.

(

bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 10:56, archived)

Oooh

Pancake day chevron, anyone?

(

GR33DY, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 11:00, archived)

no?

okay then, i'll go it alone

(

GR33DY, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 11:25, archived)

here goes

(

GR33DY, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 11:26, archived)

can't....

...be
...bothered

(

GR33DY, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 11:25, archived)

Come on man

pull yourself together

(

GR33DY, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 11:26, archived)

Sir!

Yes Sir!

(

GR33DY, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 11:27, archived)

And she says...

..."nah, Magic eraser's so totally gay, you wanna use lasso", so I says "what about polygonal lasso"...

(

GR33DY, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 11:28, archived)

nearly

there

(

GR33DY, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 11:29, archived)

Just

(

GR33DY, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 11:29, archived)

one

(

GR33DY, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 11:30, archived)

more

(

GR33DY, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 11:30, archived)

That was touching!

Cheers for Cider Brian!
8)

(kaiser@school, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 10:41, archived)

Cider Brian

That's a good name for a band.

The film itself is reminisent (sp?) of a french art house film. Today is French day.

(

Banana, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 10:42, archived)

mais vous etes folle!

Oooh la la!

(

brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 10:43, archived)

I don't know what any of you frenchies are saying

but I like it.

(

Banana, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 10:44, archived)

avez vous une pomme de terre

madamoiselle?

(

new_matt, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 10:46, archived)

oui oui

*snigger*

(

Banana, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 10:47, archived)

j'ai oublie mes champignons

ce matin

(

new_matt, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 10:49, archived)

Les champignons

sont pres de la plume de ma tante.

(

butchbint, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 10:56, archived)

Pourquoi

Parlez-vous français?

(

butchbint, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 10:48, archived)

she said it was french day miss!

and i can't remember any german.

(

new_matt, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 10:50, archived)

Bueno

Hablaré en español por que no me acuerdo de mucho frances.

(

butchbint, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 10:54, archived)

Pardon?

Nous n'entendes pas.

(

isthisyou?, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 10:58, archived)

Saucissons

beaucoup de saucissons.

(

butchbint, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 11:03, archived)

¡Oooooh!

¿Donde esta la biblioteca?

(

gracielou, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 11:01, archived)

La biblioteca

está cerca de la zanahoria

(

butchbint, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 11:06, archived)

wo ist

den rathaus?

ich haB mein fuherschein geloBt

(

isthisyou?, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 11:20, archived)

That is beautiful and sad....

...I almost shed a tear at my desk! Hoorah for the life of Cider Brian and Eccles Cakes.

(

sick_boy, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 10:42, archived)

What a man

never stopped smiling even in death

(Kimbo, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 10:43, archived)

aww poor Brian. That was nice.

Mind you if he didn't tell you why he'd been in prison how d'you know he was a good man?

(

Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 10:44, archived)

he told

me he'd done a lot of bad stuff as a young lad but had repented. he was ace.

(

stouffer, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 10:46, archived)

Here's to Cider Brian

Now he has a lasting memorial on the interweb.Morning all

(

GR33DY, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 10:44, archived)

that's very touching

(

spacefish bong!, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 10:44, archived)

that's both

lovely and sad. you are an incredibly nice person.

*sniff*

but as bovine said, he does look happy dead.

(

shindig, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 10:45, archived)

lovely

he won't go unmourned now, so that's good.

you've done a good thing there.

(

isthisyou?, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 10:55, archived)

we had 'cider

brian memorial drinking weekend' this weekend. i think i broke a kidney.

(

stouffer, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 10:57, archived)

Really beautiful

A nice tribute.

(

Monkeyboy, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 10:56, archived)

That's very nice

I like that.

(

The_Intriguing_Mr_P, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 10:56, archived)

Brian

That is superb.
I was deeply moved.

(Divvy, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 11:00, archived)

Very moving

He'd have liked that, I reckon. If he was pissed, he might have sung along, too.

(

Spherix, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 11:17, archived)

A topical repost

For all who can remember it, experience it's full glory again!!!

For all who can't... I think it's great

click for PANCAKE ROBOT!!!

The code for this post looks absolutely stunning, like a diorganised mess in the world of msn

(Elvis_The_Sn@il, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 10:32, archived)

nice

paintmashing

(

monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 10:37, archived)

I love

paintmashed robots.

(

bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 10:39, archived)

nice

reposting, you SLAG

(

isthisyou?, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 10:42, archived)

Argh!

(Elvis_The_Sn@il, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 10:48, archived)

Weeeeee ! Happy Little Chairy!

morning. *edit* My image-ready has decided to die, that's my excuse.

(dagnabbit, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 10:32, archived)

Looks like a lot of fun!

woo

(

Banana, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 10:33, archived)

how

comfy.
likey

(

sosumi, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 10:41, archived)

How long do you suppose...

...it takes to light a gas stove from across the room?

(mrcookieface, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 10:30, archived)

BEST THING EVER

(

gracielou, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 10:31, archived)

Time to start working on more woo / yays?

(Elvis_The_Sn@il, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 10:33, archived)

I made that today

I've just used it about 7 times is all.

it's better than my other one.

(

gracielou, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 10:34, archived)

Nicely done..

..class skills!

(

sick_boy, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 10:31, archived)

I don't know

But I'm backing away from my screen reeeeeeal fast.

(

isthisyou?, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 10:33, archived)

Answer:

The rest of your life.

(mrcookieface, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 10:39, archived)

I love that game

I play a safer version with cigarette lighters and candles in the pub

(

rob, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 10:35, archived)

Rob, please remember that kids are watching

Kids, ask mummy to buy these things for you, it's unlikely that a shop keeper will sell you a lighter.

(

Dr Drink, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 10:47, archived)

haha!

Fantastic!
8)

(kaiser@school, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 10:37, archived)

"If you smell gas...

STOP! - Light ALL fags, switch the lights on and off quickly, move nearer the source of the gas and inhale deeply..."

(

mozza, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 10:38, archived)

walking to

work once i saw two transco workmen looking down a big hole in the road whilst one of them smoked a fag. now i'm no gas mains expert but i couldn't help but feel that it was a bad idea.

(

stouffer, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 10:40, archived)

Used to do a milk round

about 6 years ago. Nothing like tempting fate, stopping and starting an electric milk float through a gas leak.
Nothing happened though.
/boring

(

Ijon Tichy, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 10:42, archived)

frickelling eckzulent!

woo!

(

brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 10:41, archived)

Beautifully

done :)

(

lemonhead, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 10:43, archived)

True Story

bloke in the US walked up to leaking propane tank with a smoketo see how close he could get before it blew up. Medics said about 10 feet.

(Pikachujamie, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 12:22, archived)

It takes longer

than 30 minutes, because I've been staring at the pic for at least that already.

(Spill, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 12:53, archived)

i'm not sure how long it takes, but...

...i will tell you this:

*passes out*

(basmati, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 19:40, archived)

How long do you suppose...

Ha Ha, Cookieface, look what I started.

(Affy, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 20:57, archived)

Hahaha

AFFFFFFYY!!!

(mrcookieface, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 21:21, archived)

How wierd is that?

I got it wrong too...

(

The_Intriguing_Mr_P, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 10:30, archived)

Lovely.

(

bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 10:34, archived)

I liked

the simplicity...

(

The_Intriguing_Mr_P, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 10:35, archived)

I bet you did,

you filthy beast.
I bet you spent ages looking for suitable arses, didn't you.

(

bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 10:38, archived)

Yep :)

I did it at work too.
So I thought, what can I search for?
I tried:
bottom
& butt
with no luck, so reluctantly tried
bum
which produced very little of interest, apart from the original pic of the donation guy.

Then I realised "safe search" was on - doh!

Although quite why the pic I used is "unsafe" I don't know.

(

The_Intriguing_Mr_P, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 10:46, archived)

it's acually from a scientific study

of female ejaculation

(

isthisyou?, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 11:03, archived)

Aah...

Of course. I should've guessed ;))

(

The_Intriguing_Mr_P, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 11:11, archived)

who doesn't

I spend a lot of time looking for beautiful asses

(

sinisterduck, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 11:02, archived)

Horrible spam, please forgive me...

Not the first to spam a gig on here, and im sure i wont be the last, so here goes!

The "Sensus" plan for global domination (with or without a UN resolution) continues tonight at the Hope and Anchor in Islington.

We take to the stage at 9pm.

Directions: Take tube to Highbury and Islington on the Victoria line. Walk right out of the station and the Hope and Anchor is 3 mins walk up the road on your right hand side.

Flyer is available (clicky woo) cheaper entry (£4)

If you want to "try before you buy", You can listen to some of our tracks at www.sensusband.com
Hope to see some of you there.

cheers

TC

(

timothy claypole, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 10:29, archived)

tube?

go down a tube?
what are you on about man?

(

mnb098mnb used to be here, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 10:32, archived)

Oi! young fella-me-lad.......

I never got my free CD. I was hoping to be able to enjoy the sweet sounds of Sensus in my own home (although i've never heard any songs) before I decided whether or not to make the trip up to Londres for one of your gigs. Grr and stuff.

(

shindig, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 10:32, archived)

what he said ^

(

PeterSeychelles, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 10:36, archived)

A b3tan never forgets

God I'm hungry.

(

Banana, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 10:37, archived)

have a banana

oh...

(

PeterSeychelles, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 10:38, archived)

well,

if you both come tonight, ill give you them in person!

(

timothy claypole, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 10:37, archived)

good answer

(

PeterSeychelles, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 10:39, archived)

nope. shan't.

*folds arms*
primarily cos I live in Winchester. Not the most convenient place to get to London from. Well it is, but I can't be bothered. And I don't get paid til thursday. So I am poor. and I owe £120 in speeding fines. Boo Nay.

(

shindig, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 10:40, archived)

Direct train

you slag.

Go on, do it.
You know you wanna.

I love you

(

Banana, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 10:43, archived)

I would

but I really can't.

And I love you too. Why do you love me?

(

shindig, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 10:47, archived)

I love everyone

i'm an en masse lover.

(

Banana, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 10:57, archived)

that sounds like

my kind of party.

(

shindig, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 11:01, archived)

and me

i'm 400 miles away. but i can be there any time after the 15th but before the 28th!

(

spacefish bong!, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 10:42, archived)

Fred Jack

I'm on the phone to my naive pissed off colleague - who's upset cos our printers fucked up putting magazine pages in the right order.

I'm really struggling with not laughing at him. He's upset by all the time he spent trying to make everything perfect. Fecking twat.

hee-hee!

(

Ijon Tichy, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 10:37, archived)

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