Captain Kidd, Wapping. Saturday 18th February 2012.
Some gentle chat. A few ales.

Nowt major but with any luck it will be a laugh.
(Set your faces to stunned. She's a serious granny, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 16:11, Reply)

So lonely.

(Set your faces to stunned. She's a serious granny, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 16:16, Reply)

You're never alone with a strand
or a book
(Rory Lyon 49 is the magic number, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 16:21, Reply)

I am looking forward to meeting you.
As long as you don't turn that perceptive wit and acid tongue (ooer) on me.
(Set your faces to stunned. She's a serious granny, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 16:57, Reply)

Like Rory'll debase himself by meeting a bunch of internet shut-ins.
He'll probably stay in his bedroom making disparaging comments all evening about people with no life on an internet forum.
( Davros' Granddad "your cock"/ "not your cock", Wed 15 Feb 2012, 14:30, Reply)

I am in Scotland then soz

(Naked_Ape is putting unexpected items in your bagging area, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 16:21, Reply)

Fuck off
nobody wanted you there anyway
(Rory Lyon 49 is the magic number, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 16:22, Reply)

Yeah fuck off Nakers you fucking turd

( Monty Boyce : still Lemmy from the block, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 8:20, Reply)

this is perfect since that day is my birthday

( k swizz dozer stepped me because I slept with his sister, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 13:48, Reply)

We'll phone you from the pub and sign 'Happy Birthday' for you.

( JeffTheDogFucker was broken by shut-ins, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 13:42, Reply)

She's not deaf, Jeff.
Unlike this fellow: www.youtube.com/watch?v=RSueUWF0NuE
( Monty Boyce : still Lemmy from the block, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 8:28, Reply)

I'm thinking of buying
A lottery ticket that day. If we are lucky enough to have a laugh then winning the jackpot will be a piece of piss.
( JeffTheDogFucker was broken by shut-ins, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 17:52, Reply)

I now have to work Saturday evening.
But not until 8pm so hopefully I'll be able to have a cheeky pint before hand.
( wanderlust, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 23:24, Reply)

yesyeyeysyesyeyseysysys!

(quentin to the 12 people ignoring me: I DON'T EVENCARE :'(, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 22:58, Reply)

Is anyone bringing Cheese and Pineapple?

( JeffTheDogFucker was broken by shut-ins, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 15:49, Reply)

Fuck it, I'm gonna come.

( Bartleby I am sir, your disobedient servant, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 7:42, Reply)

Good man.

(Set your faces to stunned. She's a serious granny, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 9:31, Reply)

Woo!

( JeffTheDogFucker was broken by shut-ins, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 12:18, Reply)

Anyone else mildly looking forward to tomorrow?

( JeffTheDogFucker was broken by shut-ins, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 18:40, Reply)