There's really no excuse, but....

(Consignia, Tue 10 Dec 2002, 19:43, More)

Just a frustrated London commuter - what can I say?
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(Scroatey, Tue 10 Dec 2002, 17:01, More)

Sorry im late

My cat turned into a monster.....
(Ahoyhoy, Tue 10 Dec 2002, 17:00, More)

i was late to work because...
liverpool city "centre" isn't in the middle of the "town" and therefore i have further to travel than people who live in round towns (such as manchester and london).

(joshwa ultra lurker, Tue 10 Dec 2002, 16:22, More)

you hung around till you found that he didn't know nothin
Woo! another zappa fan!
(Noodlejunkie, Tue 10 Dec 2002, 15:40, More)

Pah!


"God decided to stop and tie her shoes"

would have worked better ;-)
( bloid ....dloibbloiddloibbloid...., Tue 10 Dec 2002, 14:56, More)

Sorry I was late
I chose the wrong bus

half the members of Fat Club were on board.
( Captain Nostril, Tue 10 Dec 2002, 14:39, More)

I was late this morning because...

...I was two tyred
( GR33DY, Tue 10 Dec 2002, 14:35, More)

Sorry I'm late..


..but I woke up feeling funny this morning.
( Darryn.R www.themoononline.com, Tue 10 Dec 2002, 14:26, More)

Sorry I'm late
But my car was *Iced* up.

( M@rkoni, Tue 10 Dec 2002, 14:10, More)

Sorry I'm late


The tube was crowded
repost but it fits the compo
( Hotdog, Tue 10 Dec 2002, 12:00, More)

Astronauts will be late for work today

Those NASA cutbacks are really starting to kick in
(henley_regatta, Tue 10 Dec 2002, 11:55, More)

I'm an hour late, cold and stale...

..but it's okay cos here's a quid.
( yidaho, Tue 10 Dec 2002, 7:36, More)

"Sorry we're late but... Hector dropped his nose as we were taking a shortcut over Old Man Johnston's field

(Flash_Bastard, Mon 9 Dec 2002, 23:39, More)

.

( spacefish Fringe sUnDay. 10 august. Goto calEndar., Mon 9 Dec 2002, 23:27, More)

sorry I was late...

The bus went the wrong route again
( barnesy, Mon 9 Dec 2002, 23:19, More)

Sorry, I had to dress the wife
 
Mr Saddam Hussein with
wife Mrs Miss illa Hussein in traditional
Burka King Dresswear.
:-)
Hairy Sweety
(Hairy Sweety, Mon 9 Dec 2002, 23:08, More)

"Just a quick call to work" thought Graham

(mooglemania Is it sleepy time already Mr B?, Mon 9 Dec 2002, 22:40, More)

there was a tube strike?

(wingpig b, Mon 9 Dec 2002, 22:40, More)

I was late this morning
Because my tube



Was fucked...
( Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Mon 9 Dec 2002, 22:31, More)