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Badly Misheard Instructions. Ever sat in the congregation at a wedding trying not to laugh too loudly when they say 'I give you this ring'? Stick some cotton wool in your ears, dig out your worst puns and photoshop them for the board.

(Fri 18 Oct 2002, 17:40)
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# The captain was quite specific..
Maroon him on a dessert island...



EDIT: someone wanted 'the Scream/tube' image as a wallpaper. Is THIS allright?
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Fri 18 Oct 2002, 13:18, More)
# Brenda shrieked when she realised she'd almost failed to mind the gap

(I helped save b3ta! benjymous help me! I'm turning into a grapefruit!, Fri 18 Oct 2002, 13:12, More)
# I said to use the "Mastic" on the pipe!!!


Mastic = Silicone Sealant
(I helped save b3ta! M@rkoni, Fri 18 Oct 2002, 13:11, More)
# Frankly
The paying public felt conned...

(I helped save b3ta! timothy claypole, Fri 18 Oct 2002, 13:08, More)
# Competition Entry!


This is my Baldy Pisshead Construction.

I'm sorry, but someone had to do it, right?
(I helped save b3ta! watashi-wa Evenin'!, Fri 18 Oct 2002, 13:04, More)
# .

(sasquatch, Fri 18 Oct 2002, 13:02, More)
# "Stabilise your rear deflectors..."
"Watch for enema fighters!"

(I helped save b3ta! Manic -| I'm doing a seminar, me |-, Fri 18 Oct 2002, 13:00, More)
# Snow on the line had got somewhat out of hand in London

(I helped save b3ta! Waynster James Joyce is fucking my sister!, Fri 18 Oct 2002, 12:40, More)
# Nurse!!!
I specifically told you to prick his boil for God's sake!!!


(I helped save b3ta! watashi-wa Evenin'!, Fri 18 Oct 2002, 12:39, More)
# Use the horse, Luke

(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Fri 18 Oct 2002, 12:06, More)
# Misheard Instructions/Warnings #1

(Phil not DS, Fri 18 Oct 2002, 11:51, More)
# More Hilarious Out Takes from Star Trek
just had to get it ou of my system

/coat
(ivor_the_engine, Fri 4 Oct 2002, 11:15, More)
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