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modernise the bible

What with all the pages of begat this and thou shalt that, the Bible is a bit out of touch with today's youth. Bring it up to date so we can answer moral dilemmas such as "Is it OK to murder someone in a video game?" and "Would you steal a movie?"

(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 16:19)
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# It's what he would have wanted

(BuiltByBen, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 18:29, More)
# Seth Rogen


looks good as Joseph.
(OneForTheRoad man under glass, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 18:25, More)
# Thou shalt have some tasty waves...

(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 18:22, More)
# Pearoast for compo :D

(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 18:16, More)
# Make it relevant to young people eh???


Hav Da Possee Prayer
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 18:13, More)
# Hmmm...

(I helped save b3ta! sponge monkey is knitting himself, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 18:12, More)
# Hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 18:11, More)
# I hate it when they keep changing the line-up.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 17:59, More)
# I'll just pea this crap while I think of something else

(I helped save b3ta! valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 17:56, More)
# Mmmm Sexy.

(I helped save b3ta! zacherynuk @echo off, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 17:51, More)
# I'm sure there'll be lots


of this type of stuff :D
(OneForTheRoad man under glass, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 17:50, More)
# Compo repostarama

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 17:48, More)
# Awaits 'The Dog Delusion' :-)

(Octo I ruin everything., Thu 24 Sep 2009, 17:43, More)
# and one more thing...modern commandments allow judicious use of backspace


(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 17:40, More)
# very good
if I may:

Modernised New Testament = interactive multi-channel gospels?


(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 17:36, More)
# :-)

(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 17:29, More)
# Never Worry lass, I'll Get Him Down

repost for comp
(I helped save b3ta! Dill, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 17:28, More)
# If the New Testament were modernised...

Edit: cheers chaps :)
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 17:25, More)
# *Gets thirst on*

(I helped save b3ta! Ian Woosnam, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 17:24, More)
# not worth its own thread
gods booky wook
So i'll just jump on the back of this one :P
(sockhead I promise I'll subscribe exactly a day after, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 17:20, More)
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