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modernise the bible

What with all the pages of begat this and thou shalt that, the Bible is a bit out of touch with today's youth. Bring it up to date so we can answer moral dilemmas such as "Is it OK to murder someone in a video game?" and "Would you steal a movie?"

(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 16:19)
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# WWJD?

my first image please be nice :)
(anonymous blonde, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 11:16, More)
# Better in my head...

(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 11:02, More)
# *sings*



rp 2396464, 3010480, 3774351.
(haberman is singing in the changes, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 10:52, More)
# 'ning


Click for bigger (138 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Tue 29 Sep 2009, 10:26, More)
# my name is Christ, Jesus Christ; licensed to save
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(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 10:11, More)
# Pfft...

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 10:04, More)
# Bee Geesus

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 9:35, More)
#

(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 9:08, More)
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Woo. Me too.
www.b3ta.com/board/6902917
Wait for it...

...there you go.
(1.618..., Tue 29 Sep 2009, 0:39, More)
# pass the brandy butter!

(sarahwasp frequently cynical, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 23:10, More)
# just gonna repost this here

(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 21:17, More)
# I guess this might fit in compo


ben dune?
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 21:08, More)
# Well, if it is seams that you are after . . .

(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 20:24, More)
# heeh you said yahweh

(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 19:59, More)
# What could be more modern than a saucy musical?

True Bible story: King David spies the bathing beauty, knocks her up, makes sure her noble soldier husband is abandoned to the enemy and slaughtered, and then makes the widow his wife.
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 19:48, More)
# dj jeezy jeez

(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 19:36, More)
# Jesus and his 'disciples' outside the local supermarket

(Octo I ruin everything., Mon 28 Sep 2009, 19:25, More)
# It was a miracle at the time... it seems a tad more mundane now!

(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 19:19, More)
# What's this day of rest shit? What's this bullshit?

(Wheatabeat The hoi polloi, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 18:12, More)
# The Urine Shroud

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 16:47, More)
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