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ronseal plots

Imagine a world where movies and books are titled like Ronseal products, with everything turning out exactly as it says on the tin. Then turn it into a lovely picture on the internet.

(I helped save b3ta! Fraser has joined the Moomins., Wed 28 May 2008, 19:07)
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# "Groundhog" horror?

(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Fri 30 May 2008, 14:57, More)
# naughty fiche...

(FloydPink has a full robot chubby..., Fri 30 May 2008, 13:52, More)
# zulu


Click for bigger (93KB)
(Knutsack, Fri 30 May 2008, 13:37, More)
# How not to...

...cook rabbit.
(I helped save b3ta! Yoofaloof 'I like it here, wherever it is...', Fri 30 May 2008, 13:14, More)
# Freedom?

(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Fri 30 May 2008, 13:09, More)
# Indy Presumption?

(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Fri 30 May 2008, 12:33, More)
# TOAP no apologies

(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 30 May 2008, 12:32, More)
# My second shot at this one...

(londoner, Fri 30 May 2008, 12:27, More)
# After my titanic fail................


(I helped save b3ta! WOLF .™, Fri 30 May 2008, 12:00, More)
# I hate this film so much

(bigwasteofspace Quality control settings on low, Fri 30 May 2008, 11:41, More)
# kiss my toap

(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 30 May 2008, 10:55, More)
# Room For Romeo Brass is on par......

(FloydPink has a full robot chubby..., Fri 30 May 2008, 10:51, More)
# pearoast... sorry...

(I helped save b3ta! custard, Fri 30 May 2008, 10:08, More)
# Please don't hurt me
It's only my second punt at this compo, and I don't think it's been done...


(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 30 May 2008, 9:56, More)
# ...and finally


(see the film, buy the lunchbox)
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Fri 30 May 2008, 1:22, More)
# DON'T watch it on acid
Fantastic Planet
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Fri 30 May 2008, 1:05, More)
# injoke this you sunuvabitch

(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 30 May 2008, 1:05, More)
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(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Fri 30 May 2008, 0:08, More)
# Both are good

(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 29 May 2008, 23:51, More)
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(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Thu 29 May 2008, 23:32, More)
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