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This is a link post We are doomed
And it's things like this that make me think it's probably for the best.
(I helped save b3ta! tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Sun 26 Mar 2017, 21:35, Reply)
This is a normal post And there was I thinking that aerosol cheese marked the nadir of civilisation...

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Sun 26 Mar 2017, 21:44, Reply)
This is a normal post It can't even come close to lunch and gasket material in the same can. Fuck pooip, or whatever it's called.

(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sun 26 Mar 2017, 21:52, Reply)
This is a normal post It does provide a handy retort to any Yanks around criticising English food.
I'll take no lessons from the people who invented "cheese" in a can.
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Sun 26 Mar 2017, 21:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Is this witchcraft just a layer of oil that sits on the surface of the water?
I think that is how some waterless urinals work - a layer of oil floats on top of the pee and prevents odours escaping. Not sure how it will cope with a big copper bolt.
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Sun 26 Mar 2017, 23:03, Reply)
This is a normal post I question how it works at all.
We don't have such a high water level in our bowls over here so the best this could expect to do is cover up the smell with perfume. I understand it's different in America, where some people feel the need for toilet paper "crash pads".
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Sun 26 Mar 2017, 23:24, Reply)
This is a normal post It does look suspiciously similar to the can of Fry Light currently in our kitchen (sans lid).
I'm far more intrigued by how she makes toroidal turds...
 (I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Sun 26 Mar 2017, 23:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Bound to be used by the same idiots that complain that pink razors are patronising towards women.
Aye, it's a stark reflection on our patriarchal society when feminine products are marketed in shades of fuscia and adorned with fucking unicorns and daisies, but I bet you'll still climb over each other to pick up a handy travel-sized can of spray that will mask the smell of that blood-streaked anus tearing triple flusher you've just deposited in the new boyfriend's shitter.
 (Huw Edwards #notalljews, Sun 26 Mar 2017, 23:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Clickage for...
"blood-streaked anus tearing triple flusher"

Bravo!
 (I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Mon 27 Mar 2017, 9:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Japan leads the way in technology to hide the fact that people perform this basic biological act.

(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Sun 26 Mar 2017, 23:51, Reply)
This is a normal post yet curiously also
lead the world in shitters that analyse every deposit and display the findings on handy eye-level screen.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 0:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Rather than the more low-tech German approach...

(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 0:36, Reply)
This is a normal post The Bristol stool scale should be taught to kids.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 27 Mar 2017, 17:18, Reply)
This is a normal post I prefer this technique

(I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 10:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 27 Mar 2017, 17:14, Reply)
This is a normal post
What does it do the the eco system once it's eventually flushed down the pan?
 (I helped save b3ta! RompaStompa Stick it up your jumper, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 7:57, Reply)
This is a normal post I think I can safely assume that this does not work in the slightest.
I use either of the two less high tech solutions. A) Open a window B) Announce, ' It wisnae me!' as you exit said toilet/booth.
 (I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 9:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Fuck that just embrace your honking anal deposits

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Mon 27 Mar 2017, 13:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Is this real???????!!!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Tue 28 Mar 2017, 13:16, Reply)