"Like throwing a sausage down Oxford Street"
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Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Sat 23 Sep 2017, 0:01,
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I think the phrase you're looking for is
"Like hoiking your kit-bag into the Queen Mary Dry Dock"
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unclepills, Sat 23 Sep 2017, 11:58,
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"Opening the window and fucking the night"?
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Invisible Wizard - 9th Level Pissant, Sat 23 Sep 2017, 12:58,
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"Rattling around like a stick in a dustbin"
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The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Sat 23 Sep 2017, 16:15,
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"Putting your cock in a massive fanny"
amirite? Eh lads?
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sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Sat 23 Sep 2017, 22:36,
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Yup
Most cocks would needa gps location for that. Mine however comes with a warning if desecration, a little like Independence Day.
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Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Sun 24 Sep 2017, 1:33,
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