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This is a link post Sandro Scores the Goals (so we will give him a cow and he will milk it) I made this!
Sandro is a Brazilian footballer who is about to sign for Tottenham. Trouble is no-one knows much about him. So I made up a quick song a few months back and posted it on his Wikipedia page.

"Sandro scores the goals, Sandro scores the goals, Sandro scores the goals, so we will give him a cow and he will milk it" - a reference to his agricultural roots.

The Metro have now reported this as true, claiming that his current club's fans regularly sing it to him (including the "official" original Portuguese version), and urging Spurs fans to continue this tradition. Hopefully all 36,000 Spurs fans at WHL will sing my song to him in his first game. And he won't have a clue what's going on.
 (I helped save b3ta! Rusty Shackleford www.junt.co.uk / @joeyrobbo, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well played!
I too hope this happens.

I can only imagine what he\his team-mates think when 36,000 fans all break into your tune :D Haha!
 (I helped save b3ta! LemonEntryMyDearWatson This time, Moriarty, the hand is on the other foot, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post I hope they buy him a cow too

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post hahah fantastic
I hope this happens, you will be a proud man
 (I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post My housemate supports the Hots, as I believe they are called.
I will sing this to him as much as possible...
 (I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post I think the fans like to be known as
Spurters (Spurs supporters)
 (I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 15:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post Correction.

You're both right. They like to be known as Hot-Spurters.


I feel all grubby now.

Cheers
 (I helped save b3ta! Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 15:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post Thanks for the clarification!
I don't watch much cricket so am not familiar with the terminology.
 (I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 16:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nicely done!
My only worry is that whoever it is who writes The Metro's "Rediculant" column clearly just gets paid to browse b3ta and they're going to pick up on this.
 (UltimateMonkey Ban this sick filth!, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post This is true.
Delete thread! It will be our little secret...
 (I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 15:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post He won't be here until next season.
I'd have waited longer before exposing yourself, as it were.
 (I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 15:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post I find exposing yourself at every opportunity is a thing to be embraced.
Unless it's cold.
 (I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 15:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post Remember to go back to wiki
and quote the Metro as a reliable source for the song.
 (I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 15:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post Already have
It is now officially true according to WIkipedia's guidelines!
 (I helped save b3ta! Rusty Shackleford www.junt.co.uk / @joeyrobbo, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 15:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post needs a tune now.
www.tottenhamblog.com/2010/01/14/will-this-sandro-song-take-off-at-spurs/

His brother is a musician, so maybe you could get his e-mail or Youtube account and ask him to record it in English, saying it's a Tottenham fan thing and they want to sing it about Sandro. www.youtube.com/user/jrcalabro
 (I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 15:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post I Think You Need To Record The Song

And post it on YouTube. There's surely enough talented musos on B3ta to help you out.

Cheers
 (I helped save b3ta! Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 15:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post We've got a good few months to build up a whole fansite etc

(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 15:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post a load of us chantting played over a game from his old club
so it cements the story.
 (I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 15:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post OK _ Where's That Guy Who Did That Magic SPAM
orchestral stuff?

He has the magic software that can make this plan come together...

Cheers
 (I helped save b3ta! Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 15:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post if I can figure out the pronunciation
I'll do the first tonight with my band mates, then upload to b3mused.
 (I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 15:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post Please Do
Then I'll download it and mess with it to add a few more voices.

Then pass it along.

Cheers
 (I helped save b3ta! Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 15:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post BRAINWAVE!!

We just have to end the song on a *massive*

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Cheers
 (I helped save b3ta! Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 15:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post haha OK
I'll see what I can do. ;)

edit:wait, do cows moo is Portuguese?
edit 2: Portuguese: muuuu
 (I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 15:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fianlly! A real use for
www.bzzzpeek.com/

Sadly, can't see portuguese but it can't sound too different to the Spanish cow. I like the Lithuanian one actually (last one on the cows - yellow, green, red)
 (I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 17:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post Haha
'fraid I've only got a dodgy mic (and an even dodgier singing voice)
 (I helped save b3ta! Rusty Shackleford www.junt.co.uk / @joeyrobbo, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 15:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post I've heard there are a lot of these
as lazy jounalists to lift things straight from wikipedia without checking.

But well played!
 (I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 15:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post Good work fella!
I take it O'hara won't be coming back then.
And bye bye Jenas

On the subject of cows as prizes, a Swiss mate of mine told me Roger Federer is awarded a cow everytime he wins a competetion!
 (I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 15:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post True

He's got my ex-wife I believe.
 (I helped save b3ta! Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 15:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post Win + Spang =
Wang.
 (I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 16:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post He's actually a DMC but I can confirm he's a hot prospect.
At least, my football manager game rates him very highly.

Well played on the wiki page though. I think it can't be removed either, since it's cited in a newspaper so is now classed as FACT under wiki guidelines.
 (I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 1:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post Dansk
The "Ekstra Bladet" has picked up on the "original" Portuguese version and provided a helpful Danish translation (Last paragraph). Which lazy journalist translated it into Portuguese anyway? (Actually I just noticed that the "Portuguese" is probably a machine-translated version into Spanish. Well done the "Metro".)
 (I helped save b3ta! Tonsil is slowly atrophying, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 1:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post haha
this is brilliant!
 (I helped save b3ta! amaryllis, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 11:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post hahahahahahahaha
hahahahahahahahahaha well played
 (I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 2 Apr 2010, 10:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post Of course...
...to make it even better, you should now delete this post so that Wikipedia cannot prove the hoax :P
 (Lord of Balrogs, Fri 2 Apr 2010, 15:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post It does seem like
football journalists are the laziest. We did this a while ago...

www.b3ta.com/links/227296
 (godspants, Fri 2 Apr 2010, 22:26, , Reply)